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dbbolton
April 1st, 2010, 08:18 PM
Try entering the classic bash forkbomb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forkbomb#Example_fork_bombs) on the unixkcd CLI (http://xkcd.com). You will get a whole basket full of easter eggs.

Better yet, try using nano, emacs, or vim to write a shell script with that program.

koenn
April 1st, 2010, 08:36 PM
site is down

(I ran sudo shutdown, sorry)

lavinog
April 1st, 2010, 08:38 PM
make me a sandwich
sudo make me a sandwich

date

dbbolton
April 1st, 2010, 08:39 PM
site is down

(I ran sudo shutdown, sorry)

I think it was
su -c 'init 0'. By default, unixkcd does not have sudo set up. Only users in the wheel group can execute commands as root through su.




make me a sandwich
sudo make me a sandwich


No rule to target.

Phrea
April 1st, 2010, 08:41 PM
The forkbomb does nothing for me...
Have I been had YET AGAIN...?!

God awful day this is...

red_Marvin
April 1st, 2010, 08:44 PM
The forkbomb acts exactly as it should, but the other programs available are flawed in a humorous way.

koenn
April 1st, 2010, 08:44 PM
I think it was
su -c 'init 0'. By default, unixkcd does not have sudo set up. Only users in the wheel group can execute commands as root through su.



guest@xkcd:/$ shutdown -h now
Must be root.

guest@xkcd:/$ sudo
sudo what?

guest@xkcd:/$ sudo shutdown -h now

but when you ask it to make a sandwich ....

Phrea
April 1st, 2010, 08:45 PM
The forkbomb acts exactly as it should, but the other programs available are flawed in a humorous way.

The cursor is supposed to just sit there and blink?

lavinog
April 1st, 2010, 08:48 PM
you can rm all of the files

wget seems to get 404d pages.

lavinog
April 1st, 2010, 08:51 PM
sudo apt-get dist-upgrade

undecim
April 1st, 2010, 08:59 PM
if you "sudo rm -rf /" it breaks the whole thing

lavinog
April 1st, 2010, 09:03 PM
find kitten

GepettoBR
April 1st, 2010, 09:39 PM
I will no longe rbe able to do anything useful in the office today because of this.

R2D2!
April 1st, 2010, 10:39 PM
apt-get moo

Rekoil
April 2nd, 2010, 12:02 AM
Hehe,

guest@xkcd:/$ sudo apt-get dist-upgrade
You are already running OS X.

R2D2!
April 2nd, 2010, 12:03 AM
Hehe,

guest@xkcd:/$ sudo apt-get dist-upgrade
You are already running OS X.

Mine says:
You are already running Linux.

The Real Dave
April 2nd, 2010, 12:05 AM
That's bloody brilliant :) Is it just an April Fool's day thing, or do we get to keep it? :)


guest@xkcd:/$ next

Time travel mode not enabled.

Rekoil
April 2nd, 2010, 12:16 AM
I hope we get to keep it, btw, all the commands are listed here: http://xkcd.com/unixkcd/xkcd_cli_all.js

hydraulicjj
April 2nd, 2010, 12:35 AM
Haha.


guest@xkcd:/$ date

March 32nd

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eriktheblu
April 2nd, 2010, 01:11 AM
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

Also,
look followed by
go

cmalk
April 6th, 2010, 01:09 AM
man cat

dragos240
April 6th, 2010, 01:27 AM
try "I read the source code"

rory526
April 6th, 2010, 03:18 AM
try
go down :)

rory526
April 6th, 2010, 03:30 AM
lol; even better:

finger