View Full Version : XKCD website overhaul
MaxIBoy
April 1st, 2010, 07:25 AM
I like the new look.
http://xkcd.com/
RiceMonster
April 1st, 2010, 07:44 AM
Haha, I like it.
earthpigg
April 1st, 2010, 07:45 AM
ha - a few bash commands work, too.
lais
April 1st, 2010, 07:55 AM
love it!!
AlphaMack
April 1st, 2010, 08:03 AM
There are some funny easter eggs in those commands...
ibuclaw
April 1st, 2010, 08:14 AM
That is how xkcd should have been from the start... (and should continue to be) :)
Occasionally Correct
April 1st, 2010, 08:23 AM
I was playing around with this earlier. You can replicate the sudo comic. :p
warrenc285
April 1st, 2010, 08:45 AM
Type in find kitten.
ibuclaw
April 1st, 2010, 08:47 AM
List of commands here: http://github.com/chromakode/xkcdfools/blob/master/xkcd_cli.js
apt-get moo
apt-get dist-upgrade
make me a sandwich
Giant Speck
April 1st, 2010, 08:49 AM
Awesome April Fool's joke. I actually kind of hope he keeps it that way.
Grenage
April 1st, 2010, 08:54 AM
It's like going back in time 15 years; that kind of webpage was all the rage!
=CrAzYG33K=
April 1st, 2010, 09:00 AM
I'm lovin' it.. :D
earthpigg
April 1st, 2010, 09:07 AM
go south
and, to avoid being eaten...
light lamp
go south
edit:
hello joshua
edit2:
well, theres a bunch of easter eggs. go to 4chan's /g/ to read them for yourselves :D
edit3:
better yet, skim this (http://github.com/chromakode/xkcdfools/blob/master/xkcd_cli.js) to find all the easter eggs.
murderslastcrow
April 1st, 2010, 09:12 AM
You guys remember the xkcd comic about sudo?
Make me a sandwich.
No.
Sudo make me a sandwich.
Okay.
Type sudo make me a sandwich, RIGHT NOW.
tadcan
April 1st, 2010, 09:21 AM
Type
Help
That would be cheating!
the yawner
April 1st, 2010, 10:20 AM
This is awesome.
fromthehill
April 1st, 2010, 10:32 AM
typed 'sudo rm -rf /'
it works :p
matze_
April 1st, 2010, 11:16 AM
guest@xkcd:/$ make me a sandwich
What? Make it yourself.
guest@xkcd:/$ sudo make me a sandwich
Okay.
guest@xkcd:/$
Junkieman
April 1st, 2010, 12:30 PM
cat
man
man cat
Hahaha! :popcorn:
Edit: And...
sudo sudo :D
Phrea
April 1st, 2010, 12:55 PM
guest@xkcd:/$ lpr
PC LOAD LETTER
:D
TheSqueak
April 1st, 2010, 12:58 PM
guest@xkcd:/$ look
You are at a computer using unixkcd.
Exits: west, south
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
Life is peaceful there.
Exits: east, west
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
In the open air.
Exits: east, west
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
Where the skies are blue.
Exits: east, west
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
This is what we're gonna do.
Exits: east, west
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
Sun in wintertime.
Exits: east, west
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
We will do just fine.
Exits: east, west
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
Where the skies are blue.
Exits: east, west
guest@xkcd:/$ go west
This is what we're gonna do.
Exits: east
TheSqueak
April 1st, 2010, 01:03 PM
guest@xkcd:/$ vim
You should really use emacs.
guest@xkcd:/$ emacs
You should really use vim.
/shakes fist
Berk
April 1st, 2010, 01:09 PM
And yet, their CLI website doesn't work in a CLI web browser. :(
http://omploader.org/vNDBnYg
thegreenblob
April 1st, 2010, 01:27 PM
guest@xkcd:/$ make me a sandwich
What? Make it yourself.
guest@xkcd:/$ sudo make me a sandwich
Okay.
:lolflag:
I love xkcd. I hope they keep it like this. lol
Dragonbite
April 1st, 2010, 01:30 PM
That is awesome! I hope they keep this, and I'm curious if it's downloadable!
Giant Speck
April 1st, 2010, 01:31 PM
And yet, their CLI website doesn't work in a CLI web browser. :(
http://omploader.org/vNDBnYg
Maybe that's an unwritten extension of the joke, to get someone to take a screenshot of a CLI web browser showing that in order to run a "CLI" application, the user needs to install Javascript.
3rdalbum
April 1st, 2010, 02:31 PM
It's not Opera-compatible!
Pikestaff
April 1st, 2010, 02:55 PM
I was Script-Frenzying but this is going to distract me forever...
guest@xkcd:/$ pwd
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
man xkcd
Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out.
lsk3993
April 1st, 2010, 03:35 PM
I love this! Any idea if the permalink http://www.xkcd.com/unixkcd/ will work in the future?
RiceMonster
April 1st, 2010, 03:39 PM
guest@xkcd:/$ uname
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
guest@xkcd:/$ su
God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.
Man, this is awesome.
dragos240
April 1st, 2010, 03:59 PM
guest@xkcd:/$ uname
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
guest@xkcd:/$ su
God mode activated. Remember, with great power comes great ... aw, screw it, go have fun.Man, this is awesome.
I tried uname, sadly, I did uname -a, and nothing.
JDShu
April 1st, 2010, 08:15 PM
LOL upgrade to a better browser!
mkendall
April 1st, 2010, 10:50 PM
It's not Opera-compatible!
Yes, it is. Have you edited the site preferences to allow Java-script?
DOS4dinner
April 1st, 2010, 11:54 PM
Greatest April fools ever. Oh, and the Konami code works too!
(up up down down left right left right b a ) Use the keyboard; don't type it in.
Enter it four times in a row. Trust me.
thegreenblob
April 2nd, 2010, 12:03 AM
Greatest April fools ever. Oh, and the Konami code works too!
(up up down down left right left right b a ) Use the keyboard; don't type it in.
Enter it four times in a row. Trust me.
I thought you were making an april fools joke after I read that suspicious looking "trust me" ;) But it works! Ha! That's awesome. lol
MCVenom
April 2nd, 2010, 12:06 AM
guest@xkcd:/$ vim
You should really use emacs.
guest@xkcd:/$ emacs
You should really use vim.
/shakes fist
And this:
guest@xkcd.com:/$ nano
You should really use an editor.
:lolflag:
Simian Man
April 2nd, 2010, 12:09 AM
I'm sure this will be accessible forever. This was way to much work to be available once a year!
MaxIBoy
April 2nd, 2010, 12:16 AM
And this:
guest@xkcd.com:/$ nano
You should really use an editor.:lolflag:
Just found this one:
guest@xkcd:/$ ed
You are not a diety.
"Butterfly" doesn't work though. Neither does "magnetic needle."
Also, this works:
!!"Echo" is broken:
guest@xkcd:/$ echo
Echo ... echo ... echo ...
guest@xkcd:/$ echo foo
Unrecognized command. Type "help" for assistance.
guest@xkcd:/$
"Vi" acts just like "vim." The following commands all do nothing:
mp (and minimum-profit)
pico
edit
gedit
kate
leafpad
mousepad
notepad
"Bash" has this result:
guest@xkcd:/$ bash
You bash your head against the wall. It's not very effective.But these do nothing:
sh
csh
zsh
fish
rsh
lush
dash
Neither tab completion nor glob match seem to work.
"More" has this result:
guest@xkcd:/$ more
Oh, yes! More! More!But these do nothing:
less
most
Sam
April 2nd, 2010, 12:30 AM
Greatest April fools ever. Oh, and the Konami code works too!
(up up down down left right left right b a ) Use the keyboard; don't type it in.
Enter it four times in a row. Trust me.
Enter it a fifth time and . . .
gjoellee
April 2nd, 2010, 12:35 AM
Haha...try
sudo shutdown
ppp0
April 2nd, 2010, 12:54 AM
...And again bash console %) But nice!
JDShu
April 2nd, 2010, 01:15 AM
goto reminds you why its bad.
MaxIBoy
April 2nd, 2010, 01:16 AM
SPOILER ALERT:
Okay, I cheated and looked at the source code through astyle. I made a few minor changes (mostly formatting related,) and here it is:
http://pastebin.com/RFA3Sbj6
Note that I didn't fix all of the formatting, I gave up partway through.
Interestingly enough, there are a few easter eggs which actually get overwritten later, and so are only visible in the source code.
Regenweald
April 2nd, 2010, 01:21 AM
sudo shutdown -r now works :) but apt-get update needs root access lol.
sToRmehz
April 2nd, 2010, 02:13 AM
* Usage:
* // konami code unlocks the tetris
* $('#tetris').konami(function(){
* $(this).show();
* });
The Konami code multiple times makes the page go crazy, but where is the tetris!? D:
tica vun
April 2nd, 2010, 02:15 AM
haha, try "vim" and "emacs" :D
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