your lamest joke

[Ioky]

Let's get it rolling...

you can't really do touch type on A touch screen Keyboard...

When did all the environmental scientist break the the ice?
When Globe warming come...

[sxmaxchine]

ok a peanut walks into a bar and was assaulted hahaha

[alwayshere]

What goes zzub the bee flying backwards;)

[Ric_NYC]

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.

[lisati]

There's a new book, "Mad dash to the bathroom", written by Willy Makeit, illustrated by Betty Wont

[~sHyLoCk~]

Q: Why do we ride bicycles?

A: Because bicycles can't ride us!

[kidux]

2 guys walk into a bar, the third 1 ducks...

[moody_mark]

Q. What do you call a 3-legged donkey
A. A wonky

[bryncoles]

what goes on and on, and has an 'I' in the middle?

an onion.

[weichimaster]

What did the fish say after swimming into a concrete wall?

Dam.

[~sHyLoCk~]

A chicken walks into a bar and the barman shouts "We don't serve meat here!"

[LarsKongo]

Uranus is a gas giant...

[pwnst*r]

<insert windows/MS joke here>

[lotharmat]

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Too prove it wasn't a chicken!

[RiceMonster]

I bought and ant farm

They didn't grow anything

[Chilli Bob]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

[muffinboy]

So, 4 white people are out in a field. What are they doing?



Playing golf..



-_-"

[madnessjack]

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate

[~sHyLoCk~]

Ubuntu walks into a bar and the bartender says "shoo!"

[whiskeylover]

Ubuntu walks into a bar and the bartender says "shoo!"

You win.

[JDShu]

Whats the difference between a hedgehog and a BMW?

The hedgehog has pricks on the outside.

[jfloydb]

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Awful!

[bgreenaway]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

[LobsterJohnson]

What do Eric Clapton and Coffee have in common?




They're both sh*t without CREAM.

[audiomick]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

[pwnst*r]

What do Eric Clapton and Coffee have in common?




They're both sh*t without CREAM.

Wow. Fail on both accounts.


What's red, white, and silver and runs into walls?


A baby with forks in its eyes.

[Psumi]

I always have a dandy time finding jokes through RPGs on consoles, for example:

Person 1: *sigh*
Person 2: *sigh*
Person 3: *sigh*
Person 4: *sigh*

Other Person: Too small for me.

Persons 1-4: Huh?

Other Person: A sighs four that is. *laughs*

Source: Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World

[whiskeylover]

What's red, white, and silver and runs into walls?


A baby with forks in its eyes.

Dead baby jokes++

[t0p]

A white horse walks into a pub and orders a pint of cider.

The barman says "This pub is named after you."

The horse says "What, Brian?"

[JimTheSailor]

Did you hear about the termite who walked into a bar and said "Is the bar tender here?"

[t0p]

... so the barman takes the knife and slices the rat in half; he throws the top half in the bin, plonks the other half in a glass and puts it in front of the customer. "Two pounds twenty please."

The customer says "I can't drink that."

"Why not?"

"There's no head on it."

[Cuddles McKitten]

How many dead prostitutes can you fit into the trunk of a 2005 Honda Accord?




Two.

[KiwiNZ]

This is going to a place we dont want to go . Closed