Chuck Norris vs Mr. T.

[d3v1150m471c]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rEDiIgXVK6JhFM:http://www.jimbo.info/weblog/2008/06/02/MrT15.jpg VS http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:bDie2k4nVf3oOM:http://scrapetv.com/News/News%2520Pages/Politics/Images/chuck-norris-with-guns.jpg

Who would you put your money on?

[dragos240]

Neither would win. It's like asking who would win in a fight: an irrisistable force, or an immovable object.

[HoboElectus]

Mr .T tag teaming with Barry Manilow.

[weichimaster]

Who would win in a fight, Shaft or James Bond?

[ibuclaw]

Pfft, Chuck Norris wins.

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[vambo]

Neither - Mr Bean wins every time :) :) :)

[lisati]

I am stuck between a rock and a hard place when it comes to deciding this one. :)

Mr Bean? Maybe. Barry Manilow? Maybe.

[MasterNetra]

Pssh I vote for the Pillsbury Doughboy.

[d3v1150m471c]

My money is on Mr. T. "I pity da fool!"

[koshatnik]

Both are slightly camp and have terrible beards... so who can tell? In a handbag fight, I think Mr T would just edge it.

[dragos240]

My money is on Mr. T. "I pity da fool!"

You already said that in your first post. However you removed it from your first post.

[d3v1150m471c]

I edited the first one

[HoboElectus]

Both are slightly camp and have terrible beards... so who can tell? In a handbag fight, I think Mr T would just edge it.

You're calling them both gay?

[nmccrina]

Pssh I vote for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Fixed that for ya. ;)

[koshatnik]

You're calling them both gay?

No, camp.

Watch an old episode of the A Team and take a look at the way Mr T holds his Kalashnikov. Its a bit.... er... mincey. And watch the way he runs as well...

Chuck Norris wears alot of stonewash. Nuff said.

[ElSlunko]

Depends on whether or not Chuck is allowed to use his beard.

[NCLI]

How has this not been posted yet?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7E7D4W5hrM)(The original video sucks)

Anyway, Chuck Norris wins. Duh.

[plurworldinc]

Normally I would go with Chuck Norris on this one, but Mr. T does have a mean right and if worst comes to worst he can always build a military grand weapon out of tube socks and duck tape, go A-Team!!!:popcorn:

[ETbluez]

Don't think senior citizens should fight.Set's a bad example for the children.

[clanky]

Pfft, Chuck Norris wins.

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^^^This, no exceptions.

[Sporkman]

Hows about this matchup:

George W. Bush, former US president

vs.

Keven Federline, Former husband of Brittney Spears & aspiring rapper

[bryncoles]

According to Google fights (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=mr.+t&word2=chuck+norris2), Mr.T wins.

Should have been obvious really...

[MacJack]

My money is on Mr. T. "I pity da fool!"


A better poll -Chuck Norris vs Charles Bronson :D

[swoll1980]

MacGyver

[lisati]

Neither wins due to a crazed fan jumping in and distracting them by chanting the mantra "Oh-wah Tah-nah Siam"

[eriktheblu]

That much awesome cannot collocate without disrupting the fabric of space.

Chuck in his benevolence has refused to fight T in order to avoid prematurely ending the universe.

[forrestcupp]

Mr. T only has a mohawk because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the hairs of of his head.


Mr .T tag teaming with Barry Manilow.
So you're saying that even with such a severe handicap, Mr. T would still win? I just started feeling a little weak and fluish just reading the name Barry Manilow. :)

[Sporkman]

I just started feeling a little weak and fluish just reading the name Barry Manilow. :)

Whatr you talking about, Barry Manilow is awesome!

[koshatnik]

If you squint, Chuck Norris does look alot like Barry Manilow. I think they are brothers.

[NightwishFan]

Mr. T sold out to WOW so I vote Norris. Besides, he actually fought Bruce Lee.

If beards are the issue, I vote Stallman-Sama. :D

[forrestcupp]

Mr. T sold out to WOW so I vote Norris. Besides, he actually fought Bruce Lee.

I think they were pretty good friends. I can't believe that Chuck Norris is 69 years old.

[meho_r]

I think they were pretty good friends. I can't believe that Chuck Norris is 69 years old.

Indeed.