Drowning in beans?

[warfacegod]

I just noticed that I'd had "Way Too Much Ubuntu" and now I just had an "Ubuntu Extra Shot" put in it. I'm starting to get really jittery. Is there a 12 step program for Ubuntu addiction?

[Elfy]

Eventually you can get to Bean Free if you choose to use it as your user title

[warfacegod]

Isn't step one admitting that I need more beans?

[Joeb454]

Isn't step one admitting that I need more beans?

Surely step 1 is admitting you have an addiction?
Step 2 would be something like that...I think :)

[Frak]

Step 3 ???
Step 4 Profit!

[warfacegod]

Admit defeat? Never!!

Now where's my sweet Ubuntu? (Shudders like Homer Simpson)

[cascade9]

I just noticed that I'd had "Way Too Much Ubuntu" and now I just had an "Ubuntu Extra Shot" put in it. I'm starting to get really jittery. Is there a 12 step program for Ubuntu addiction?

Your jittery? Thats the 1st sign of caffeine overdose :twisted:

Don't worry, its just the defacto 'beancount'. Yeah, you can hide your beancount, but you cant hide the title msgs that give away (roughly) your beancount. You can change the title, after xxxx posts (no, I'm not going to give away the exact number)

I drink coffee really rarely (coffee hits me harder than amphetamines LOL), so I find the coffee references kind of....off putting. Not really a problem though.

[Joeb454]

You can change the title, after xxxx posts (no, I'm not going to give away the exact number)

3500 :twisted:

[NoaHall]

Step 3 ???
Step 4 Profit!

Quite fitting too, as I think the south park episode that came from was about coffee.

[warfacegod]

We can look at a users profile and see their post count which would give an even better idea of beans.

I don't want to horde my beans to myself and I haven't had a coffee since Tuesday.

[warfacegod]

3500

It's taken me almost 2 years to get were I am today. Most of it in the last 2 months. Now I'll never get to pick my title (pout).

[cascade9]

3500 :twisted:

Your not meant to give away the number! [-X :-#The mods will turn you into a newt! :twisted: Or somet....or, wait a sec, you are a mod. #-o

[warfacegod]

By the power of Grayskull, I have the number!

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Boowaahhaaahaaahaaa... ha!

[steveneddy]

One post at a time, but not in the Cafe.

Now go help a newbie.

[warfacegod]

I just helped several. Everyone seems to be having the same problem after update. Grub won't load, they just get grub prompts. All the ones I've seen look to be in wubi installs.

[kevdog]

3500??? Why so low -- I think they should at least make it 5K!!!

[Leppie]

3500 low? hmmm... maybe it is low... i'm almost at 1000 in just a couple of weeks... still...

[warfacegod]

I propose it be made 300 beans but only for me.

[cascade9]

How about at 350 you can change 1 letter, 700 2 letters, etc etc? :biggrin:

[warfacegod]

Yeah, then I could change my title to "Ubuntu Extra Snot"

[warfacegod]

I think my heart just exploded from the additional "Quad Shot Of Ubuntu".

On the plus side, my thought processes seem more Lucid. Wait... what was I saying? I think my cerebral cortex just dumped its RAM!

Error... Error... Must get ... more ..Ubuntu ..!

[sliketymo]

Surely step 1 is admitting you have an addiction?
Step 2 would be something like that...I think :)

1:Admitted that we are powerless over beans,and that or beans had become un-manageable.
2:Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves(Ubuntu) could restore us to sanity.

[warfacegod]

8. Made a list of all persons that have no beans, and became willing to give assistance to them all.

Which will give us more beans which brings us back to step #1.
That's circular logic for you which means step #2 goes out the Windows.

[warfacegod]

Now I'm "Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu".

Great, I'm the Ubuntu version of Starbucks!

[Leppie]

Now I'm "Skinny Soy Caramel Ubuntu".

Great, I'm the Ubuntu version of Starbucks!
hmm... you seem to be leaking... :P

[warfacegod]

hmm... you seem to be leaking... :P

That would be my Ubuntu Drip. Imagine, they give you an IV drip for this 12 step program.

[warfacegod]

I'm feeling so light and ethereal and just wooonnnderfuulll....

Feeling so fffffoooaaammmyyyy and suuugaaar fffrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leppie]

I'm feeling so light and ethereal and just wooonnnderfuulll....

Feeling so fffffoooaaammmyyyy and suuugaaar fffrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ah, i thought it was the pink tablet you took earlier...

[warfacegod]

'Ludes are rude, dude. Beans are the new thing, know what I mean?

[whiskeylover]

I just noticed that I'd had "Way Too Much Ubuntu" and now I just had an "Ubuntu Extra Shot" put in it. I'm starting to get really jittery. Is there a 12 step program for Ubuntu addiction?

Step 1: Turn off computer
Step 2: Buy a mountain bike, step into the outside world, enjoy nature, date chicks etc.

[warfacegod]

Step 1: Turn off computer
Step 2: Buy a mountain bike, step into the outside world, enjoy nature, date chicks etc.

Do I get to date chicks in the 12 step program?

[audiomick]

Do I get to date chicks in the 12 step program?

Only if you are a very good boy (...and give me some of your beans. You seem to have more than me...:( )

[warfacegod]

Only if you are a very good boy (...and give me some of your beans. You seem to have more than me...:( )

I'm always good:-\". If I gave you my beans then I would be an enabler to you and your addiction. I just couldn't live will myself if I did that!

[romulus]

Beans, beans, beans, beans beeeeans wonderful beans.

I'll 'ave your beans. I love beans. I'm havin' beans egg sausage and beans right now.

[mister_playboy]

My bean counter has gotten stuck on 211... is something broken? :confused:

[cariboo]

As has been covered many times before, your bean count only changes if you post in support threads. Posts in the Cafe, don't count.

[mister_playboy]

As has been covered many times before, your bean count only changes if you post in support threads. Posts in the Cafe, don't count.

Understood. Thank you.