pmla
December 28th, 2009, 03:51 AM
Canonical Store based in Africa and Royal Air Mail delivering by Canoe
www.canonical.com
***WARNING*** Do not buy any items from Ubuntu Canonical Store ***WARNING***
full story link my website (http://www.pmabox.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=38:canonical-store-based-in-africa-and-royal-air-mail-delivering-by-canoe&catid=10:iceland-blog&Itemid=24)
my website (http://www.pmabox.com)
Canonical Store based in Africa and Royal Air Mail delivering by Canoe
www.canonical.com
***WARNING*** Do not buy any items from Ubuntu Canonical Store ***WARNING***
The Story:
Thursday 12 November, 2009
Being crazy about Ubuntu I decided to buy a few items from the online Ubuntu Canonical Store in UK... .
Besides the online print out, I received no email confirmation of my purchase or any detail to track the order.
MY CREDIT CARD WAS IMMEDIATELY CHARGED WITH THE CORRECT AMOUNT
Tuesday 17 November, 2009
5 days after my purchase and credit card charge. Impatient as I am, decided to contact canonical about my order and my order track number (never received).
Got an answer the same day from: Merchandise Mania <canonical@merchandisemania.co.uk> saying that the goods would be dispatched shortly and I would then get a track ticket.
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Same day 17 November, 2009 I get an email with my track order number. wow was I happy Laughing
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Wednesday 18 November, 2009
Finally my order shows up in http://track.royalmail.com and I can check my delivery status.
Here is a prtscr ... to this date the website still shows the same info.
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Tuesday 24 November, 2009
7 days since my last contact, and 2 weeks after the purchase and credit card charge I decided to contact canonical and Royal mail.
Royal Mail email:
me to them » was done online php and there was no option to receive copy in my inbox » therefore have no copy
same day received their automatic answer (without my email as copy)
Dear Mr. Alves,
Thank you for your enquiry, which will be reviewed by one of our Customer Service Advisors.
We aim to respond to enquiries within 5 working days. Please note, if your enquiry is complex and further investigation is required it may take up to 10 working days to respond fully.
For enquiries relating to one of our financial products it may take up to 7 working days to respond fully.
Thank you for contacting Post Office Ltd.
Kind Regards,
Customer Services
Post Office Ltd.
just a note here... netetics 5/7/10 working days to respond an email... isn't the max 48 hours? ok, never mind that
same day, 5 hours later
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PLEASE DO NOT USE REPLY BUTTON AS YOUR MAIL WILL BE DISCARDED AT
GEMSNOREPLY@ROYALMAIL.COM
FOR FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE PLEASE REPLY TO THE FOLLOWING EMAIL ADDRESS
contactus@royalmail.com
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
************************************************** ************************************************** *************************
This is an automatic acknowledgement from Royal Mail Customer Services
Your reference number is RM0367-3830
Thank you for your e-mail. This has been allocated to one of our advisors
who will investigate and respond to your specific enquiry. Our aim is to
reply to all customer emails within five working days.
Thank you for contacting Royal Mail.
Please contact at contactus@royalmail.com for future reference.
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London,
EC4Y0HQ
************************************************** *********************
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London, EC4Y
0HQ
This email and any attachments are confidential and intended for the
addressee only. If you are not the named recipient, you must not use,
disclose, reproduce, copy or distribute the contents of this communication.
If you have received this in error, please contact the sender and then
delete this email from your system.
************************************************** ********************
another automatic email from Royal Mail???? great something is happening
Me to Canonical and Back email:
creenshot
lololol, I still laugh everytime I read this email... "delivery can take up to 12 weeks before being considered lost" that's promising and reassuring Laughing
"please contact us on the 17/02/2010" lololol
Decided to respond to Dave in canonical@merchandisemania.co.uk in a very fun way Laughing
screenshot
A month later here is my promise to Dave being fulfilled, a nice entry in my website blog, a post in Ubuntu forums and a few articles in some "important" magazines.
Please remove that ridiculous default option from your website. Should not be an option let alone a default one.
Wednesday 25 November, 2009
Royal mail answers to my request
************************************************** ************************************************** *************************
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
PLEASE DO NOT USE REPLY BUTTON AS YOUR MAIL WILL BE DISCARDED AT
GEMSNOREPLY@ROYALMAIL.COM
FOR FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE PLEASE REPLY TO THE FOLLOWING EMAIL ADDRESS
contactus@royalmail.com
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
************************************************** ************************************************** *************************
Dear Mr Alves
Thank you for your e-mail regarding the International Signed For item
reference RF.
Our International Signed For service can be tracked up to the point where
it leaves the UK. Once it has left the UK, our Track & Trace system will
show that the item has been passed to the overseas postal service for
delivery.
Airmail delivery aims for Europe are 3-4 working days and 5-7 working days
for the rest of the world. These aims include items being sent by the
International Signed For and Airsure services. Delivery targets are not
guaranteed and we do not accept any claims for the delay of an item.
An airmail item being sent to Europe is only considered lost if it is not
delivered within 20 working days of the expected delivery date, for an item
going to the rest of the world it is 25 days. Claims for missing items are
accepted from the sender who will be able to provide a certificate of
posting along with all the relevant information.
If we can be of any further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact
us.
Regards
Mari Campbell
Customer Service Advisor
Please contact at contactus@royalmail.com for future reference.
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London,
EC4Y0HQ
************************************************** *********************
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London, EC4Y
0HQ
This email and any attachments are confidential and intended for the
addressee only. If you are not the named recipient, you must not use,
disclose, reproduce, copy or distribute the contents of this communication.
If you have received this in error, please contact the sender and then
delete this email from your system.
************************************************** ********************
lolol.... it's a long and confusing email... but I live in Iceland, last time I checked Iceland is in Europe, lolol but being an island it my drift Laughing and suddenly show up in south america.
Conclusion and Final Considerations of this unfinished business:
My credit card was fully charged and still have not received any goods... today is Monday 28 December, 2009
Guess I will have to wait 12 weeks and re-order Money mouth and, hope Iceland stays in the same place "Europe" for 12 weeksLaughing
Here is a prtscr of the famous shipping option in canonical website... lolol the difference between that strange service and air mail "don't ask me the difference, guess mine comes from Africa in a canoe" is 1€
screenshot
Please remove that ridiculous default option from Canonical website. Should not be an option let alone a default one.
I think the crisis also affected Royal Mail to provide such a low quality service. Let me know if you guys need some coins to buy new paddles for the canoe.
www.canonical.com
***WARNING*** Do not buy any items from Ubuntu Canonical Store ***WARNING***
full story link my website (http://www.pmabox.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=38:canonical-store-based-in-africa-and-royal-air-mail-delivering-by-canoe&catid=10:iceland-blog&Itemid=24)
my website (http://www.pmabox.com)
Canonical Store based in Africa and Royal Air Mail delivering by Canoe
www.canonical.com
***WARNING*** Do not buy any items from Ubuntu Canonical Store ***WARNING***
The Story:
Thursday 12 November, 2009
Being crazy about Ubuntu I decided to buy a few items from the online Ubuntu Canonical Store in UK... .
Besides the online print out, I received no email confirmation of my purchase or any detail to track the order.
MY CREDIT CARD WAS IMMEDIATELY CHARGED WITH THE CORRECT AMOUNT
Tuesday 17 November, 2009
5 days after my purchase and credit card charge. Impatient as I am, decided to contact canonical about my order and my order track number (never received).
Got an answer the same day from: Merchandise Mania <canonical@merchandisemania.co.uk> saying that the goods would be dispatched shortly and I would then get a track ticket.
screenshot
Same day 17 November, 2009 I get an email with my track order number. wow was I happy Laughing
screenshot
Wednesday 18 November, 2009
Finally my order shows up in http://track.royalmail.com and I can check my delivery status.
Here is a prtscr ... to this date the website still shows the same info.
screenshot
Tuesday 24 November, 2009
7 days since my last contact, and 2 weeks after the purchase and credit card charge I decided to contact canonical and Royal mail.
Royal Mail email:
me to them » was done online php and there was no option to receive copy in my inbox » therefore have no copy
same day received their automatic answer (without my email as copy)
Dear Mr. Alves,
Thank you for your enquiry, which will be reviewed by one of our Customer Service Advisors.
We aim to respond to enquiries within 5 working days. Please note, if your enquiry is complex and further investigation is required it may take up to 10 working days to respond fully.
For enquiries relating to one of our financial products it may take up to 7 working days to respond fully.
Thank you for contacting Post Office Ltd.
Kind Regards,
Customer Services
Post Office Ltd.
just a note here... netetics 5/7/10 working days to respond an email... isn't the max 48 hours? ok, never mind that
same day, 5 hours later
************************************************** ************************************************** *************************
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
PLEASE DO NOT USE REPLY BUTTON AS YOUR MAIL WILL BE DISCARDED AT
GEMSNOREPLY@ROYALMAIL.COM
FOR FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE PLEASE REPLY TO THE FOLLOWING EMAIL ADDRESS
contactus@royalmail.com
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
************************************************** ************************************************** *************************
This is an automatic acknowledgement from Royal Mail Customer Services
Your reference number is RM0367-3830
Thank you for your e-mail. This has been allocated to one of our advisors
who will investigate and respond to your specific enquiry. Our aim is to
reply to all customer emails within five working days.
Thank you for contacting Royal Mail.
Please contact at contactus@royalmail.com for future reference.
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London,
EC4Y0HQ
************************************************** *********************
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London, EC4Y
0HQ
This email and any attachments are confidential and intended for the
addressee only. If you are not the named recipient, you must not use,
disclose, reproduce, copy or distribute the contents of this communication.
If you have received this in error, please contact the sender and then
delete this email from your system.
************************************************** ********************
another automatic email from Royal Mail???? great something is happening
Me to Canonical and Back email:
creenshot
lololol, I still laugh everytime I read this email... "delivery can take up to 12 weeks before being considered lost" that's promising and reassuring Laughing
"please contact us on the 17/02/2010" lololol
Decided to respond to Dave in canonical@merchandisemania.co.uk in a very fun way Laughing
screenshot
A month later here is my promise to Dave being fulfilled, a nice entry in my website blog, a post in Ubuntu forums and a few articles in some "important" magazines.
Please remove that ridiculous default option from your website. Should not be an option let alone a default one.
Wednesday 25 November, 2009
Royal mail answers to my request
************************************************** ************************************************** *************************
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
PLEASE DO NOT USE REPLY BUTTON AS YOUR MAIL WILL BE DISCARDED AT
GEMSNOREPLY@ROYALMAIL.COM
FOR FUTURE CORRESPONDENCE PLEASE REPLY TO THE FOLLOWING EMAIL ADDRESS
contactus@royalmail.com
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
************************************************** ************************************************** *************************
Dear Mr Alves
Thank you for your e-mail regarding the International Signed For item
reference RF.
Our International Signed For service can be tracked up to the point where
it leaves the UK. Once it has left the UK, our Track & Trace system will
show that the item has been passed to the overseas postal service for
delivery.
Airmail delivery aims for Europe are 3-4 working days and 5-7 working days
for the rest of the world. These aims include items being sent by the
International Signed For and Airsure services. Delivery targets are not
guaranteed and we do not accept any claims for the delay of an item.
An airmail item being sent to Europe is only considered lost if it is not
delivered within 20 working days of the expected delivery date, for an item
going to the rest of the world it is 25 days. Claims for missing items are
accepted from the sender who will be able to provide a certificate of
posting along with all the relevant information.
If we can be of any further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact
us.
Regards
Mari Campbell
Customer Service Advisor
Please contact at contactus@royalmail.com for future reference.
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London,
EC4Y0HQ
************************************************** *********************
Royal Mail Group Limited registered in England and Wales registered number
4138203 registered office 3rd Floor, 100 Victoria Embankment, London, EC4Y
0HQ
This email and any attachments are confidential and intended for the
addressee only. If you are not the named recipient, you must not use,
disclose, reproduce, copy or distribute the contents of this communication.
If you have received this in error, please contact the sender and then
delete this email from your system.
************************************************** ********************
lolol.... it's a long and confusing email... but I live in Iceland, last time I checked Iceland is in Europe, lolol but being an island it my drift Laughing and suddenly show up in south america.
Conclusion and Final Considerations of this unfinished business:
My credit card was fully charged and still have not received any goods... today is Monday 28 December, 2009
Guess I will have to wait 12 weeks and re-order Money mouth and, hope Iceland stays in the same place "Europe" for 12 weeksLaughing
Here is a prtscr of the famous shipping option in canonical website... lolol the difference between that strange service and air mail "don't ask me the difference, guess mine comes from Africa in a canoe" is 1€
screenshot
Please remove that ridiculous default option from Canonical website. Should not be an option let alone a default one.
I think the crisis also affected Royal Mail to provide such a low quality service. Let me know if you guys need some coins to buy new paddles for the canoe.