What the heck is this noise????

[anewguy]

Okay, another dumb question from the king of dumb questions:

What the heck is that noise? I mean it sounds like animals on my roof and I could have sworn I heard a sliding noise in the chimney! Do I need to be scared???? Should I alert the rest of the family????

Now what the heck - I swear I'm hearing sleigh bells now!!!!

Help!!!

Happy Holiday everyone!:)

[pwnst*r]

maybe you have rats.

[FuturePilot]

You just need to recompile the latest version of libchimney

[sandyd]

see if santa fell down the chimley.

[chillicampari]

Sounds like a burglar, I hope you have pepper spray.

[sandyd]

Sounds like a burglar, I hope you have pepper spray.
i guess they changed from robbing banks to robbing you instead
http://dauntingideas.com/content/man-dressed-santa-claus-robs-bank-nashville
http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2009/12/22/17/666-Santa_Bandit.sff.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.jpg

to make sure your not pepper-spraying the wrong santa, please read here ;)
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation/AP/story/1397600.html?storylink=mirelated

[oldsoundguy]

0-0 buckshot ... I got your ho ho ho, ya old fat pervert! (Wadaminute! That's ME in the mirror!)

[Crunchy the Headcrab]

0-0 buckshot ... I got your ho ho ho, ya old fat pervert! (Wadaminute! That's ME in the mirror!)
This made me laugh. Thanks. :)

[Kdar]

Get the gun, its probably Santa

[Qola]

Dead Santa+sack of toys+eBay=Profit.

[steve161]

You better watch out....
He's making a list.....
He sees you when you're sleeping .....
You better not cry .....
Santa Claus is coming to town.

[chillicampari]

i guess they changed from robbing banks to robbing you instead
http://dauntingideas.com/content/man-dressed-santa-claus-robs-bank-nashville
http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2009/12/22/17/666-Santa_Bandit.sff.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.jpg



Oh Santa, why would you do that?




to make sure your not pepper-spraying the wrong santa, please read here ;)
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation/AP/story/1397600.html?storylink=mirelatedDang, almost everyone is using Twitter now!

[gnomeuser]

See I think it's the Hamburglar, clever villian as he is he figures anyone on this night will attribute unfamiliar noise to Santa. Given the huge amounts of food we have all consumed along with good wine we should sleep soundly. He is free to roam the town and steal whatever his heart desires, after all we even laid out our bounty right there in the living room under the tree, all for his taking.

Only YOU can prevent hamburger thieves from ruining the moment.. remember if you see the Hamburglar in your living room, aim for the head and kill the abomination with fire.

[liamnixon]

You ever seen "Santa's Slay?"

[Jekshadow]

You ever seen "Santa's Slay?"

Let's hope he likes Linux users...

http://files.colinwyattwarren.com/SantasSlay02.jpg

[pwnst*r]

Let's hope he likes Linux users...



he doesn't (http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/09/12/25/0140246/Does-Santa-Hate-Linux)


"Well, it looks like Santa or at least Norad/Google hates Linux. This year, for the first time since its inception, Norad is not making a simple .kml file available for download to track Santa. You must connect to their website with a Windows/Mac browser and use the browser plugin.

[sandyd]

he doesn't (http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/09/12/25/0140246/Does-Santa-Hate-Linux)
+1
just tried it and was very dissapointed.
btw, it seems that the tracking is wrong.
i already have presents under the tree?:lolflag:

[Skripka]

+1
just tried it and was very dissapointed.
btw, it seems that the tracking is wrong.
i already have presents under the tree?:lolflag:

Santa found dead. Shot by Savior.

http://www.kcoy.com/global/story.asp?s=11697824

[chillicampari]

I, for one, welcome our new zombie Santa overlord.

[lisati]

Okay, another dumb question from the king of dumb questions:

What the heck is that noise? I mean it sounds like animals on my roof and I could have sworn I heard a sliding noise in the chimney! Do I need to be scared???? Should I alert the rest of the family????

Now what the heck - I swear I'm hearing sleigh bells now!!!!

Help!!!

Happy Holiday everyone!:)
Another possibility is the Christmas Possum. :)

Sounds like a burglar, I hope you have pepper spray.
...or cookie spray?

[sandyd]

Another possibility is the Christmas Possum. :)

...or cookie spray?

what are you planning on doing? baking him?

[anewguy]

The hamburglar and the Christmas 'Possum ideas have me really scared now!!! Somethings even been eating cookies and drinking milk, and spilled have the dang stuff on the carpet!! :)

[chillicampari]

what are you planning on doing? baking him?

<spits drink through nose>

[Khakilang]

Santa is trying to shove a new computer down your chimney. Hopefully with Linux in it.

[sandyd]

Santa is trying to shove a new computer down your chimney. Hopefully with Linux in it.

remember to check the chimley for a computer thats stuck there before turning on the stove/oven/fireplace ;)

[pwnst*r]

what are you planning on doing? baking him?

haha