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u.b.u.n.t.u
December 12th, 2009, 12:05 PM
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9116/zs2px.jpg

* How to secure Windows.

* How a Windows user sees Linux.

* Why closed source software is better than open source software.

* How to make the perfect cup of Ubuntu coffee.

* New Microsoft Tablet.

* The Apple iBlackboard.

* Starting Compiz, about to spin that cube.

* sudo blackboard

* Splitting the Linux kernel.

* Proving that there is Ubuntu on Mars.

jwbrase
December 12th, 2009, 12:36 PM
*Photoshopped. (I can see the lines joining different sections of blackboard, plus the drawings seem to cover several different fields)

wilee-nilee
December 12th, 2009, 12:38 PM
Faux.

lovinglinux
December 12th, 2009, 01:06 PM
*Photoshopped. (I can see the lines joining different sections of blackboard, plus the drawings seem to cover several different fields)

I don't think so. Those are the backboard tiles. You can clearly see that in some places the text is overlapping those lines, bleeding from one tile to another.

wilee-nilee
December 12th, 2009, 01:12 PM
I don't think so. Those are the backboard tiles. You can clearly see that in some places the text is overlapping those lines, bleeding from one tile to another.

Where is the ladder? you would have to have one long pointer or a light pointer.

lovinglinux
December 12th, 2009, 01:18 PM
Where is the ladder? you would have to have one long pointer or a light pointer.

Well, that doesn't seem to be a blackboard for a single class. Perhaps the teacher writes that thing for an entire semester. Who knows? There are some crazy physicists and mathematicians out there.

wilee-nilee
December 12th, 2009, 01:24 PM
Well, that doesn't seem to be a blackboard for a single class. Perhaps the teacher writes that thing for an entire semester. Who knows? There are some crazy physicists and mathematicians out there.

I think your right it looks like physics, but I am just a armchair enthusiast.

WorldTripping
December 12th, 2009, 02:27 PM
Sorry people, not faux or Photoshopped.

It's a still from the new Coen brothers film 'A Serious Man'.

Incidentally if you are a fan of the brothers, you'll enjoy it - very funny!

WorldTripping.

wilee-nilee
December 12th, 2009, 02:33 PM
Sorry people, not faux or Photoshopped.

It's a still from the new Coen brothers film 'A Serious Man'.

Incidentally if you are a fan of the brothers, you'll enjoy it - very funny!

WorldTripping.

A movie doesn't qualify as faux, well I never (with a southern drawl). ;)

WorldTripping
December 12th, 2009, 02:41 PM
Faux.

huh ?

'Faux' means false or fake.

I understood you to mean the the image was false or fake.

Hence my reply that it is not a fake image but a still from a film.

Apologies if I was mistaken, and I don't want to derail this thread.

WorldTripping.

koleoptero
December 12th, 2009, 02:49 PM
Does it really matter if it is fake or real? Jeez.

Very funny, reminds me of a couple of lectures I've attended.

underquark
December 12th, 2009, 02:55 PM
I think you're all missing the point. The lecturer is clearly saying "Very funny, Higgins, now reverse the shrink ray and get me back to normal size".

LinuxFanBoi
December 12th, 2009, 02:59 PM
I think you're all missing the point. The lecturer is clearly saying "Very funny, Higgins, now reverse the shrink ray and get me back to normal size".

I thought this image was Brain's upcoming attempt at taking over the world. I would work except Pinky ate the last piece of chalk.

73ckn797
December 12th, 2009, 03:09 PM
It is a physicist's explanation on why the toilet seat wants to fall down while taking a leak and standing up.

sudoer541
December 12th, 2009, 08:15 PM
Where is the ladder? you would have to have one long pointer or a light pointer.

I had the same question.

murderslastcrow
December 12th, 2009, 08:50 PM
I'm sure the blackboard has merely become sentient.

The Toxic Mite
December 12th, 2009, 09:26 PM
The blackboard almost re-defines confusion.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

chris200x9
December 12th, 2009, 09:29 PM
Now I need you ALL to stay after class to help me wash the board.

lisati
December 12th, 2009, 09:30 PM
And for an encore, will he calculate the compound interest on the angle of refraction of the parabolic path of the circle traveling at the speed of light past three men who take four days to mow a lawn of six acres? Or is it just an essay on what he did in the break between semesters?

NoaHall
December 12th, 2009, 09:32 PM
I think your right it looks like physics, but I am just a armchair enthusiast.

Simple physics, or maybe simple mechanics.

I've been to a few private lectures where the lecturer fills up the board like this.

The Toxic Mite
December 12th, 2009, 09:32 PM
And for an encore, will he calculate the compound interest on the angle of refraction of the parabolic path of the circle traveling at the speed of light past three men who take four days to mow a lawn of six acres? Or is it just an essay on what he did in the break between semesters?

:lolflag:

fatcrab
December 12th, 2009, 09:35 PM
Plans for a steam powered beer can smasher:D.Actually I am building one :lolflag:

Frak
December 12th, 2009, 09:40 PM
* This is how apt calculates dependencies

wojox
December 12th, 2009, 09:40 PM
...And THAT Is How We Prove That 11 is Prime

The Toxic Mite
December 12th, 2009, 09:42 PM
* This is how complex Windows is. And I will prove that Linux is a LOT simpler. I will give you Linux CDs at the end of this lecture.

Frak
December 12th, 2009, 09:52 PM
* This is the meaningless bable that Linux kernel panics produce.

The Toxic Mite
December 12th, 2009, 10:05 PM
* This is the meaningless bable that Linux kernel panics produce.

Oh aye, putting a negative image into Linux, eh?

:/

Frak
December 12th, 2009, 10:07 PM
Oh aye, putting a negative image into Linux, eh?

:/
Look at a kernel panic, and you'll see what I mean.

pwnst*r
December 12th, 2009, 10:11 PM
* This is how complex Windows is. And I will prove that Linux is a LOT simpler. I will give you Linux CDs at the end of this lecture.

stick with...well i'm not sure, but move away from attempts at the funneh.

The Toxic Mite
December 12th, 2009, 10:12 PM
stick with...well i'm not sure, but move away from attempts at the funneh.

Are you saying that my post was stupid?

pwnst*r
December 12th, 2009, 10:15 PM
stupidity isn't the same as a lack of humor. not by a long shot.

The Toxic Mite
December 12th, 2009, 10:20 PM
stupidity isn't the same as a lack of humor. not by a long shot.

"Lack of humour".

Really, just grow up ;/

pwnst*r
December 12th, 2009, 10:23 PM
"Lack of humour".

Really, just grow up ;/

your post just wasn't funny. maybe YOU should grow up and learn to take a little criticism. no need to cry.

MaxIBoy
December 12th, 2009, 11:13 PM
* And thus we can see that, uh, I, uhmm... What was I trying to prove again?

* Now if you'll just bear with me here, we will factor out the current market value of tapioca pudding per gallon. Now, if you'll just bear with me here, we will multiply by the height of the Golden Gate bridge in cubits. Now, if you'll just bear with me here...

chris200x9
December 12th, 2009, 11:18 PM
In honor of my math professor, I have another one

* wait, what did I just do?

Frak
December 12th, 2009, 11:32 PM
* And thus we can see that, uh, I, uhmm... What was I trying to prove again?

* Now if you'll just bear with me here, we will factor out the current market value of tapioca pudding per gallon. Now, if you'll just bear with me here, we will multiply by the height of the Golden Gate bridge in cubits. Now, if you'll just bear with me here...


In honor of my math professor, I have another one

* wait, what did I just do?

To both of you, :lolflag:

forrestcupp
December 12th, 2009, 11:32 PM
"I will not draw funny pictures on the chalkboard. I will not draw funny pictures on the chalkboard. I will not ..."



I don't think so. Those are the backboard tiles. You can clearly see that in some places the text is overlapping those lines, bleeding from one tile to another.+1
Do people really think that blackboards that big come in one single piece of slate?


I think you're all missing the point. The lecturer is clearly saying "Very funny, Higgins, now reverse the shrink ray and get me back to normal size".
Lol. That's what I was thinking. :)

stinger30au
December 12th, 2009, 11:36 PM
* Now class hopefully this explains why buttered toast always lands on the ground when dropped butter side down!

The Real Dave
December 13th, 2009, 12:53 AM
And now to move on to the Honours Level course.........

nush
December 13th, 2009, 01:24 AM
and so you see, santa really does fit down the chimney.

pwnst*r
December 13th, 2009, 01:26 AM
and so you see, santa really does fit down the chimney.

lol

Frak
December 13th, 2009, 01:34 AM
and as we can see, Sonic is only marginally more awesome than Mario.

(Reference: here (http://screwattack.com/videos/Talking-Classics-Sonic-vs-Mario))

MooPi
December 13th, 2009, 02:06 AM
"In the far right hand corner you'll see where she explains why I'll never get her in bed."

stinger30au
December 13th, 2009, 02:16 AM
And that class is why women buy so many shoes

koleoptero
December 13th, 2009, 02:21 AM
and so you see, santa really does fit down the chimney.

best one so far imho.

NoaHall
December 13th, 2009, 02:23 AM
I don't understand - Are the jokes because it's simple, or because it looks complex?

User3k
December 13th, 2009, 02:24 AM
So this is why when a woman means one thing, her words say something different.

Or

So this is why when a woman says one thing, men hear something completely different.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9116/zs2px.jpg

stinger30au
December 13th, 2009, 02:26 AM
And this is why you dont attempt to divide the universe by zero

MooPi
December 13th, 2009, 02:33 AM
In conclusion if we don't stop eating grapes global warming will overwhelm us in 1,000,000.000 years.

Shazaam
December 13th, 2009, 02:40 AM
This, ladies and gentlemen, proves beyond a reasonable doubt that 42 is NOT the meaning of life!

Bill Gates to the EU: This is the only way to safely remove Internet Explorer from Windows.

Popeye's Chicken R&D chief explaining the stolen formula for KFC's secret sauce.

New eyechart exam at the DMV.

u.b.u.n.t.u
December 13th, 2009, 02:52 AM
Bill Gates to the EU: This is the only way to safely remove Internet Explorer from Windows.

Good one! lol

nush
December 13th, 2009, 04:11 AM
i said "hands up if you got it right"

lisati
December 13th, 2009, 04:20 AM
So this is why when a woman means one thing, her words say something different.


When you ask "What's wrong?" and get this answer:

Nothing
Don't you believe it! (A translation into "bloke-speak" is readily available from any married guy)

User3k
December 13th, 2009, 04:55 AM
*So who is going to volunteer for the pyramid so I can get to the top of this board?

*This is why computers are better then blackboards.

*Ok class, this is why you never try to do simple addition after three pots of coffee.

Frak
December 13th, 2009, 05:01 AM
*Ok class, this is why you never try to do simple addition after three pots of coffee.

lol

MaxIBoy
December 13th, 2009, 07:43 AM
*This is why computers are better then blackboards.This.




* And that is why you shouldn't use bubble-sort on an array of 50 integers. (Explanation for non-programmers (http://pastebin.com/f252171bd).)

* As you can see, the mathematics generator algorithm is particularly effective. Coupled with a good travesty generator, we should take all the mathematical journals by storm.

xuCGC002
December 13th, 2009, 08:11 AM
*and if you follow these simple instructions I've written on the board, you can successfully install Arch.

Gizenshya
December 13th, 2009, 08:26 AM
This, ladies and gentlemen, proves beyond a reasonable doubt that 42 is NOT the meaning of life!

Bill Gates to the EU: This is the only way to safely remove Internet Explorer from Windows.

Popeye's Chicken R&D chief explaining the stolen formula for KFC's secret sauce.

New eyechart exam at the DMV.

Popeye's Chicken and KFC are owned by the same company.

3rdalbum
December 13th, 2009, 08:54 AM
Why Hari Seldon invented the Prime Radient.

quinnten83
December 13th, 2009, 09:11 AM
and as we can see, Sonic is only marginally more awesome than Mario.

(Reference: here (http://screwattack.com/videos/Talking-Classics-Sonic-vs-Mario))

Only in the history of never!!!!

quinnten83
December 13th, 2009, 09:15 AM
*your default password is on the blackboard,and you are will be prompted to change it to something more difficult at first log in.

Exodist
December 13th, 2009, 09:29 AM
How the hell did he reach all up on that black board like that..

MaxIBoy
December 13th, 2009, 09:35 AM
Maybe the blackboard is constructed like a 14-15 puzzle, and one of the "tiles" near the bottom is really the wall behind it.

u.b.u.n.t.u
December 13th, 2009, 10:24 AM
.... Ubuntu master class ...

"Hello,

This blackboard message in part contains the instructions for confirming registration of an OpenPGP key for use in Launchpad. The confirmation instructions have been encrypted with the OpenPGP key you have attempted to register. If you cannot read the unencrypted instructions on parts of the blackboard, it may be because your cerebral processes do not support the automatic decryption of "ASCII armored" encrypted text. In which case you will be unable to complete the signing of the launchpad Ubuntu 'Code of Conduct' and therefore fail to proceed to task two.

Thanks,

The Launchpad Team"

stinger30au
December 13th, 2009, 01:40 PM
this concludes the lesson on how the flux capacitor powered the delorian

The Real Dave
December 13th, 2009, 02:53 PM
And, if you'll just wipe the board clean, we'll move on to the difficult section.


And you thought my invention was stupid. Go Go Gadget Legs!!

LinuxFanBoi
December 13th, 2009, 02:56 PM
Wouldn't it have been easier to just write "42?"

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:05 AM
Well Class hopefully this explains why at every drive thru fast food joint when you leave you will find your order is incorrect and you need to return to as to get your order fixxed up....

see you all next week when we talk about how to build a spaceship out of common household utensils

starcannon
December 14th, 2009, 06:12 AM
* How to secure Windows.

* How a Windows user sees Linux.

* Why closed source software is better than open source software.

* How to make the perfect cup of Ubuntu coffee.

* New Microsoft Tablet.

* The Apple iBlackboard.

* Starting Compiz, about to spin that cube.

* sudo blackboard

* Splitting the Linux kernel.

* Proving that there is Ubuntu on Mars

* And finally, that is how I met my wife, there will be an exam on this Monday, be sure to grab a hand out to study with over the weekend.

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:26 AM
And this concludes the lesson on why a female says she will be ready to go out in half an hour it takes about two hours instead

now dont forget to come back next week and be sure to bring a friend

Icehuck
December 14th, 2009, 06:30 AM
What does X equal again?

Or

F*** I forgot to carry the 2!

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:32 AM
What does X equal again?

F*** I forgot to carry the 2!

hahaahahahahahahahahaaa

top work!

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:33 AM
And this is the reason Pac-Man had to eat so many pills

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:34 AM
Hence you cant not understand Chewbacca without a Bable fish inserted fully in to one of your ears

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:37 AM
So there was a third pill... you had the choose red or blue... but the green one wasnt shown as the camera man just could not get his fish eye lens to fit in time for the filming (matrix)

MaxIBoy
December 14th, 2009, 06:38 AM
Professor: All right, that is it! If anyone says, "But why?" one more time, I swear that person will not wake up again!
Everyone else at the daycare: ...

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:39 AM
So there you go... this now proves Smurfette really was a transvestite

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 06:41 AM
Ok class, this now proves why Hannah Montana or anyone else will ever do a cover of "achy breaky heart" ever again

Icehuck
December 14th, 2009, 06:44 AM
This is the first class right?

Exodist
December 14th, 2009, 06:53 AM
Maybe the blackboard is constructed like a 14-15 puzzle, and one of the "tiles" near the bottom is really the wall behind it.
So its a scientific headache and a rubix cube.. /crys :(

amazingtaters
December 14th, 2009, 07:27 AM
"So class, you all will fail this final. Enjoy not getting into that grad school you were dreaming of!"

Khakilang
December 14th, 2009, 07:39 AM
Sir, in future somebody will figure out how to solve it with a machine that sound something like computer and software. Does Linus sound familiar to you???

ndefontenay
December 14th, 2009, 07:56 AM
And that's why I came late today.

HappinessNow
December 14th, 2009, 08:51 AM
Community Cafe Games?

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 01:58 PM
And that's why I came late today.

=D>
top work

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:02 PM
And this is why my dog ate my assignment and i need an extension

benj1
December 14th, 2009, 02:13 PM
and from this students, we can in fact conclude that one add one equals two.

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:20 PM
This is why couples get married

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:21 PM
this is why belly button lint is blue in colour

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:22 PM
this is why ear wax makes great candles....just ask Shrek

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:24 PM
this is why you dont eat yellow snow

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:26 PM
this is why tiger woods was the worlds greatest golf player

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:27 PM
this is why pepsi and coke taste different

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:28 PM
this is the basics of murphys law

stinger30au
December 14th, 2009, 02:29 PM
And hence the reason why blue smarties taste the best

User3k
December 14th, 2009, 03:06 PM
I did it, I did it. I created flubber. Take that Robin Williams!

forrestcupp
December 14th, 2009, 04:57 PM
"Somebody get me another chalkboard! I'm not done writing my list for Santa."

or

And you thought your class was long.

gnuvistawouldbecool
December 14th, 2009, 05:19 PM
* Copy that down. Incidentally, the previous class used all the spare paper.


* And this proves that pi is exactly 3.

u.b.u.n.t.u
December 14th, 2009, 06:56 PM
And hence the reason why blue smarties taste the best

This is how stinger30au got their post count to 1 million, each sentence a new post! ;)

http://ubuntuforums.org/search.php?searchid=68170288

MaxIBoy
December 14th, 2009, 07:26 PM
Community cafe doesn't increase your post count, so chill. (Although editing is probably a good idea instead of posting again.)




* This is why yawning is contagious.

fatcrab
December 14th, 2009, 07:37 PM
this is how stinger30au got their post count to 1 million, each sentence a new post! ;)

http://ubuntuforums.org/search.php?searchid=68170288
lol=d>.

stinger30au
December 16th, 2009, 03:50 AM
And so to help prevent all parents world wide going broke, this is the reason Christmas only comes once a year:D

jflaker
December 16th, 2009, 04:13 AM
Anyone have linux on their laptops?

Good!

now to write a python script to solve the above equation! It will likely take a few weeks to write and about 5 seconds to run

MaxIBoy
December 16th, 2009, 04:13 AM
* As you can see, it is self-evident that the only prescription is more cowbell.

MooPi
December 16th, 2009, 05:41 AM
Yes you in the back, what's that you say. you can do this on your Etch A Sketch.
#%@&*^!! YOU

stinger30au
December 16th, 2009, 12:21 PM
Yes you in the back, what's that you say. you can do this on your Etch A Sketch.
#%@&*^!! YOU

:lolflag:\\:D/=D>

brilliant! just brilliant