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earthpigg
December 1st, 2009, 09:15 PM
i know the marketing is clever, and i understand that the stuff they are making at the large hadron collider (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhc) is all 'wave of the future' and whatnot...

but please, do not use thermal paste made from miniature black holes for attaching the heatsink to the cpu as it may cause gravitational distortion.

Excedio
December 1st, 2009, 09:17 PM
lol...what the hell happened to your box? Play kickball with it?

XubuRoxMySox
December 1st, 2009, 09:18 PM
Red Matter is not a good alternative either...

RiceMonster
December 1st, 2009, 09:18 PM
lol...what the hell happened to your box? Play kickball with it?

Next time by a kickball resistant case; you won't regret it.

lisati
December 1st, 2009, 09:22 PM
LOL!

Now how do I explain why to Mrs Lisati who didn't understand the first post when I read it to her and was too lazy to look at the pic.....?

Psumi
December 1st, 2009, 09:24 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_of_particle_collisions_at_the_Large_Hadron_ Collider

*kills thread*

Marvin666
December 1st, 2009, 09:27 PM
Two words: Hawking radiation. If you know what it is, you know why the paste cannot exist.

pricetech
December 1st, 2009, 09:29 PM
but please, do not use thermal paste made from miniature black holes for attaching the heatsink to the cpu as it may cause gravitational distortion.

Well, DUH. Anybody knows that.

Nice pic though.

earthpigg
December 1st, 2009, 09:30 PM
lol...what the hell happened to your box? Play kickball with it?

A little trick I learned from Darth Vader.

Exodist
December 1st, 2009, 09:41 PM
A little trick I learned from Darth Vader.


I really felt bad for the PC..



On the topic of HLC and creation of mini blackholes.
How the heck to do stop a blackhole without causing it to explode setting off a explosion that would make hiroshima look like a july fire cracker?


Food for thought...

EDIT:
Dont say anti-gravitons without being able to make them youself..

Excedio
December 1st, 2009, 09:50 PM
I really felt bad for the PC..



On the topic of HLC and creation of mini blackholes.
How the heck to do stop a blackhole without causing it to explode setting off a explosion that would make hiroshima look like a july fire cracker?


Food for thought...

EDIT:
Dont say anti-gravitons without being able to make them youself..

Well anti-gravitons silly.

earthpigg
December 1st, 2009, 09:50 PM
and its always better to be safe than sorry.

protect your computer components from overheating, it is worth the time and effort.

Psumi
December 1st, 2009, 09:51 PM
and its always better to be safe than sorry.

protect your computer components from overheating, it is worth the time and effort.

Or get solid state drives, more core cpus, etc.

ngrieb
December 2nd, 2009, 01:03 AM
I guess you Office Spaced your computer...?

quinnten83
December 2nd, 2009, 01:10 AM
A little trick I learned from Darth Vader.

Did you find the computers lack faith disturbing?

Hwæt
December 2nd, 2009, 01:11 AM
i know the marketing is clever, and i understand that the stuff they are making at the large hadron collider (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhc) is all 'wave of the future' and whatnot...

but please, do not use thermal paste made from miniature black holes for attaching the heatsink to the cpu as it may cause gravitational distortion.

That looks like you divided by zero.

http://halshop.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/phpw9jvl0pm.jpg

Mike'sHardLinux
December 2nd, 2009, 01:11 AM
I guess you Office Spaced your computer...?

I think that's sooo funny how you used that as a verb, and I actually know what you meant!!! :D

Grifulkin
December 2nd, 2009, 01:15 AM
I guess you Office Spaced your computer...?

Great Movie.

Marlonsm
December 2nd, 2009, 01:18 AM
I told you not to speed up hadrons in that case...