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hoppipolla
November 28th, 2009, 02:57 PM
It's true! I was at an old house I used to live at and we came in from somewhere nattering away about Linux and Windows 7!! lol

I asked him if he'd ever used Linux because he did something fancy with Windows, and he said yes a while ago, and I said "heh, yeah I guess if you were doing that [fancy thing] on Linux you'd have to download the drivers, compile them.. try to get them working.." heh :)

(I always poke fun at Linux even in reality!)

I then said that I dual boot Win 7 and Kubuntu and we were actually both being well civil xD

And then I said "oo s*** I'm sorry man, it just occurred to me you must be SO bored of talking about Windows 7! How many interviews and stuff must you have done!" and he was like "yeah.." and then there was a question about Windows 7 in German on the tv in the other room and he narrated the answer in german xD

Weird, weird, weird, weird dream!!!!

Tomorrow... Linus Torvalds!! :D


Hoppi!

hoppipolla
November 28th, 2009, 04:38 PM
haha maybe the Ubuntu Forums is dumbstruck xD

dragos240
November 28th, 2009, 04:40 PM
Dotdotdotdotdotdot........

ZankerH
November 28th, 2009, 05:27 PM
This thread makes perfect sense.

NoaHall
November 28th, 2009, 05:28 PM
This thread makes perfect sense.

As does your ideology?

ZankerH
November 28th, 2009, 05:51 PM
As does your ideology?

As does you making that remark in a thread with an entirely unrelated topic.

NoaHall
November 28th, 2009, 05:55 PM
As does you making that remark in a thread with an entirely unrelated topic.

As does your retort.

koleoptero
November 28th, 2009, 05:57 PM
Trollfight! :popcorn:

1111peoy
November 28th, 2009, 06:01 PM
Well, I just had a dream of that there was internet spam following and bulling me in real life ;)

speedwell68
November 28th, 2009, 06:20 PM
I think you should lay off the cheese before bedtime.

ElSlunko
November 28th, 2009, 07:34 PM
Oh boy... Unplug for a week hoppi!

hoppipolla
November 28th, 2009, 07:43 PM
Oh boy... Unplug for a week hoppi!

xD yes that may be the solution!

It was rather scary, although we were very tolerant of each other's choice of OS :D

Keyper7
November 28th, 2009, 07:48 PM
So, did you also dream about developers, developers, developers and developers?

ElSlunko
November 28th, 2009, 07:52 PM
Did he ballmer hop chase you down a dark hallway? That sounds scary, like a big walrus trying to eat you growling DEVELOPERS with each hop.

hoppipolla
November 28th, 2009, 07:58 PM
Did he ballmer hop chase you down a dark hallway? That sounds scary, like a big walrus trying to eat you growling DEVELOPERS with each hop.

no but I just ate a large cheese pizza so that's probably TONIGHT'S dream!! :o

stuart.reinke
November 28th, 2009, 09:36 PM
Is there a plasmoid that intereprets dreams?

Shibblet
November 28th, 2009, 09:56 PM
Your subconscious is actually living out strange fantasies that aren't wholly healthy.

I think you need to let it go, bro.

:lolflag:

sudoer541
November 29th, 2009, 12:09 AM
they say that if you eat bananas before you go to bed you will have bad dreams! did you eat any bananas before you went to sleep?

Irihapeti
November 29th, 2009, 12:11 AM
Lie down in a darkened room with a damp cloth on your forehead and call an ambulance.

Exodist
November 29th, 2009, 12:15 AM
LOL Hoppi,
You dreaming about Balmer..

I was dreaming about hot porn star chicks! :popcorn:

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 12:16 AM
Hmm I just had a dream that somebody was continuously starting inane self serving threads, and giving the same type of responses to others in threads.

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 12:18 AM
I hope it wasn't sexual or you have my sympathies.

Zoot7
November 29th, 2009, 12:27 AM
LOL @ hoppi :lolflag:

:tongue:

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 12:36 AM
I hope it wasn't sexual or you have my sympathies.

No more of a; a-social response I suspect.

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 12:42 AM
No more of a; a-social response I suspect.

Hmmm?

hoppipolla
November 29th, 2009, 01:12 AM
No more of a; a-social response I suspect.

I don't understand ._.

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 01:15 AM
I don't understand ._.

Anti-social maybe?

hoppipolla
November 29th, 2009, 01:30 AM
Anti-social maybe?

what is?

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 01:33 AM
what is?

As he quoted me with the reply of;


No more of a; a-social response I suspect.

I would imagine he means my post was anti-social if my presumption of his meaning of 'a; a-social response I suspect' is correct.

hoppipolla
November 29th, 2009, 01:44 AM
I would imagine he means my post was anti-social if my presumption of his meaning of 'a; a-social response I suspect' is correct.

I dunno I think he means my threads are like "self-serving" or something o.O

I'm not really sure what I am "serving" myself with, I dunno it only made me laugh...

To be honest I don't really care enough to get into ANOTHER pedantic debate on here! So if that's what you were driving at wilee then soooorreeee you'll have to go post (or troll? xD) on another thread!

renkinjutsu
November 29th, 2009, 01:47 AM
Is there a plasmoid that intereprets dreams?

LOL!!

I had a dream about someone bashing chromium before.. Boy, i felt so down, for hours.

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 01:58 AM
I dunno I think he means my threads are like "self-serving" or something o.O

I'm not really sure what I am "serving" myself with, I dunno it only made me laugh...

To be honest I don't really care enough to get into ANOTHER pedantic debate on here! So if that's what you were driving at wilee then soooorreeee you'll have to go post (or troll? xD) on another thread!

What's sore? =P

It's sowwie fool!

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 02:01 AM
As he quoted me with the reply of;



I would imagine he means my post was anti-social if my presumption of his meaning of 'a; a-social response I suspect' is correct.

I was not trying to tag you as a anti-social, it was a joke about having a dream about Ballmer who seems to be a bit a-social. Are you feeling guilty about your acidic wit; and attaching this to my response? ;)

scottuss
November 29th, 2009, 02:02 AM
Weird.. I had a dream about Bill Gates the other day. For some reason he was in my class at school (I'm 22 and live in England so clearly we never would have gone to school together)

Anyway we got into a little argument about something and he seemed really angry that I wasn't too fussed about Windows.

I should really stop reading so much anti-MS stuff online but it's hard on the sites that I frequent.

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 02:02 AM
I was not trying to tag you as a anti-social, it was a joke about having a dream about Ballmer who seems to be a bit a-social. Are you feeling guilty about your acidic wit; and attaching this to my response? ;)

Would you care to share what a-social actually means? It's an expression I have never encountered before.

some-what-Gnu-2-networks
November 29th, 2009, 02:04 AM
I had a dream vista stopped working right. Funny thing is I ditched vista BECAUSE it stopped working right. One of those nightmares that you start laughing about after you wake: "Like THAT'S going to happen"

dragos240
November 29th, 2009, 02:17 AM
What's sore? =P

It's sowwie fool!

Sore as in that? Are you using Japanese in your posts? :p

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 02:21 AM
Sore as in that? Are you using Japanese in your posts? :p

Ask hoppi, I was just quoting him =P

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 02:32 AM
Would you care to share what a-social actually means? It's an expression I have never encountered before.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

a-social is a commonly used term among people who have studied psychology.

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 02:33 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder

a-social is a commonly used term among people who have studied psychology.

So it does mean anti-social. Thanks for explaining.

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 02:39 AM
I dunno I think he means my threads are like "self-serving" or something o.O

I'm not really sure what I am "serving" myself with, I dunno it only made me laugh...

To be honest I don't really care enough to get into ANOTHER pedantic debate on here! So if that's what you were driving at wilee then soooorreeee you'll have to go post (or troll? xD) on another thread!

Lets see 140 threads about 8 locked none with a solved and 159 posts, just seems strange. ;)

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 02:41 AM
Lets see 140 threads about 8 locked none with a solved and 159 posts, just seems strange. ;)

Let's*

Tipped OuT
November 29th, 2009, 02:43 AM
I just had a dream about Steve Ballmer!
I'm sorry to hear that.

Let's*
*Cough* Grammar Nazi *Cough*

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 02:47 AM
I'm sorry to hear that.

*Cough* Grammar Nazi *Cough*

Well the swastika is just 4 capital L(s).

RATM_Owns
November 29th, 2009, 02:48 AM
I think you should lay off the cheese before bedtime.
Nah, that would make you dream of RMS.

*waits for someone to get it*

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 03:10 AM
Let's*

Ize been heet captane take ovur the heelm. ;)

hoppipolla
November 29th, 2009, 03:38 AM
Lets see 140 threads about 8 locked none with a solved and 159 posts, just seems strange. ;)

I actually have way, way more than 159 posts, beans don't seem to reflect posts o.O

My threads aren't marked as "solved" because very, very few demand a "solution"... (I don't need help on Linux as much as I used to as I've been using it a long time, so I tend to just like chatting with the community and discussing open source and stuff! :) )

And 140 threads... I dunno, I just get hooked on starting threads! I'm a talkative guy! :)


Nah, that would make you dream of RMS.

*waits for someone to get it*

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 03:47 AM
I actually have way, way more than 159 posts, beans don't seem to reflect posts o.O

My threads aren't marked as "solved" because very, very few demand a "solution"... (I don't need help on Linux as much as I used to as I've been using it a long time, so I tend to just like chatting with the community and discussing open source and stuff! :) )

And 140 threads... I dunno, I just get hooked on starting threads! I'm a talkative guy! :)



ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

I was going to edit that knowing that you spend time in the cafe which doesn't log beans, just giving you a hard time. ;)

I kid because I love, it is not always easy to tell if somebody is ribbing you on line. My favorite threads though are when you and the frakinator get going on the Linux vs MS stuff I can't read it all but it is a hoot.

KiwiNZ
November 29th, 2009, 03:53 AM
I have jailed some posts , and issued some infractions , this thread is on notice.

hoppipolla
November 29th, 2009, 05:16 AM
I was going to edit that knowing that you spend time in the cafe which doesn't log beans, just giving you a hard time. ;)

I kid because I love, it is not always easy to tell if somebody is ribbing you on line. My favorite threads though are when you and the frakinator get going on the Linux vs MS stuff I can't read it all but it is a hoot.

hehe well I'm glad you're only kidding man ^_^ It's all cool!

And yeah me and Frak are often arguing away until the wee hours of morning (over in the UK anyway! lol). But there we go! We can't all agree on everything! :)

I have yet to go to sleep tonight and who knows what I will dream of O.O


I have jailed some posts , and issued some infractions , this thread is on notice.

what happened? :(

Exodist
November 29th, 2009, 05:18 AM
i have jailed some posts , and issued some infractions , this thread is on notice.
ice berg alert!!!

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 05:23 AM
hehe well I'm glad you're only kidding man ^_^ It's all cool!

And yeah me and Frak are often arguing away until the wee hours of morning (over in the UK anyway! lol). But there we go! We can't all agree on everything! :)

I have yet to go to sleep tonight and who knows what I will dream of O.O



what happened? :(

May I suggest something with a vagina (preferably human) this time?

Tipped OuT
November 29th, 2009, 05:26 AM
what happened? :(

I got an infraction for calling someone a grammar Nazi. No big deal.

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 05:27 AM
I got an infraction for calling someone a grammar Nazi. No big deal.

You got punished for that?
http://ubuntuforums.org/member.php?u=234741

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 05:31 AM
I got an infraction for calling someone a grammar Nazi. No big deal.

If it helps you can tear me up with a PM or Email I will take it in stride, letter loose man,;)

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 05:33 AM
If it helps you can tear me up with a PM or Email I will take it in stride, letter loose man,;)

Is english your first language?

Exodist
November 29th, 2009, 05:34 AM
I once got banded from Elitist Jerks website for asking a question! LOL...

Tipped OuT
November 29th, 2009, 05:34 AM
You got punished for that?
Yep.


If it helps you can tear me up with a PM or Email I will take it in stride, letter loose man,;)
Nah, I'm good. Thanks though. lol

Let's get back on topic now please.

wilee-nilee
November 29th, 2009, 05:35 AM
Is english your first language?

On a good day. ;)

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 05:36 AM
Yep.


Nah, I'm good. Thanks though. lol

Let's get back on topic now please.

I took no offence from that, so you should not have been punished!

PariahVayne
November 29th, 2009, 05:36 AM
On a good day. ;)

You have a very unique way of expressing yourself =P

Sealbhach
November 29th, 2009, 11:04 AM
I have a Dreamcatcher over my bed, it wards away the Steve Ballmers of the night.

.

hoppipolla
November 29th, 2009, 05:32 PM
I have a Dreamcatcher over my bed, it wards away the Steve Ballmers of the night.

.

rofl good call!

And yeah Pariah dreaming of a girl might be preferable! Unfortunately last night I had nightmares nooooo! Thankfully no nerds were involved or harmed (other than me ._. lol)