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November 9th, 2009, 08:30 PM
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in
the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Desperate Woman

Tech Support Reply:
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0 & Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any
circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!

November 9th, 2009, 08:43 PM
k that was gud, got me askin till I figured it out. thats great

November 9th, 2009, 09:30 PM
I love critics. :) Nice addition to Wife 1.0 :)

November 9th, 2009, 09:33 PM
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A poor plagiarisation of the original ;)

November 9th, 2009, 09:38 PM
A poor plagiarisation of the original ;)Damn right too... Wife 1.0 was funnier!