Computer Humor

[daemon3]

This can range in anything from simple smilies that invoke inner nerd to full-page jokes. Only one rule: keep it PG-rated. :)

I'll start us off...

Q: If Tux was stuck in Oz, what would he have to say to leave Oz?
A: "There's no place like ~...There's no place like ~..."

Q: What is the typical Microsoft Word user allergic to?
A: The typical MS Word user is allergic to LaTeX. :p

[The Toxic Mite]

Q: What's good about open source software?
A: It's very good for computer users and techies alike: rich in C++, high in Java, and it's a good source of Python.

[j.bell730]

Look here (http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/~lrm22/technology/humor/virusjokes.htm).

For the lazies, the page is attached as an image.

[pwnst*r]

um...

[NoaHall]

Look here (http://jan.ucc.nau.edu/~lrm22/technology/humor/virusjokes.htm).

For the lazies, the page is attached as an image.

I don't get it. Who are these people which have mythical viruses named after them?

[The Toxic Mite]

I don't get it. Who are these people which have mythical viruses named after them?

Rich people ;)

[Eldera]

I don't get it. Who are these people which have mythical viruses named after them?


People who were in the news ages and ages (decades) ago. That page is very outdated and personally I don't find it funny. The first two OP were much better.

Edit: Just Googled an example: Tonya Harding was a figure skater who became notorious when her husband hit her main competitor with a baseball bat in the 1994 Olympics.

May we please have some more computer jokes, this started out to be a fun thread.

[mkendall]

Why is a laser beam like a Goldfish?

Because neither one can whistle.

(A cookie owed to the first person who can correctly place the riddle.)

[JillSwift]

Why is a laser beam like a Goldfish?

Because neither one can whistle.

(A cookie owed to the first person who can correctly place the riddle.)
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?

The riddle was made up by the Lunar colony's master computer, an AI.

[Crunchy the Headcrab]

People who were in the news ages and ages (decades) ago. That page is very outdated and personally I don't find it funny. The first two OP were much better.

Edit: Just Googled an example: Tonya Harding was a figure skater who became notorious when her husband hit her main competitor with a baseball bat in the 1994 Olympics.

May we please have some more computer jokes, this started out to be a fun thread.

I thought a few of them were quite funny. Best post so far.

[The Toxic Mite]

Failed thread is a failure

[pwnst*r]

but the thread itself wound up kind of funny.

[mkendall]

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress?

The riddle was made up by the Lunar colony's master computer, an AI.

Cookie owed.

[JillSwift]

Cookie owed.
Wooo! Geek cred! =^_^=

[The Toxic Mite]

Wooo! Geek cred! =^_^=

O/T: How did you get your bean count to say "Toot!"? :-k lol

[JillSwift]

O/T: How did you get your bean count to say "Toot!"? :-k lol
Word wrap :D

[The Toxic Mite]

Word wrap :D

Ah, I just noticed the "My beans are hidden!" thing below it :P