whitefort
September 29th, 2009, 10:02 AM
Hi. I'm not a programmer or developer, but I hope I can inspire people who are more techie than myself to get excited about a new project:
MEOWBUNTU.
Since so many minority and not-so-minority groups now have their own specialised Ubuntus (I'll wisely refrain from naming names), I feel it's time that there was a distro specially tailored for a neglected section of society.
Cats.
Particularly I feel that work is needed on some feline accessibility features. My cats have great trouble with the keyboard, and when they try to use it, frankly, it looks like they're just walking on the keys, and the result is on-screen garbage.
They also find the term 'mouse' offensive, and I respectfully suggest that this usage of the word should henceforth be considered as politically incorrect.
It goes without saying that the Ubuntu slogan should also be altered from the (frankly offensive) 'Linux for human beings' to 'Linux for sentient beings.'
The remix should also include features that are of particular interest to felines - perhaps a dynamic wallpaper that randomly downloads and displays a random LOLCAT picture every few minutes.
Please feel free to add your own ideas, and let's make MEOWBUNTU the first distro to break the barriers of Human Chauvinism. Who knows, we may even open the floodgates to remixes like WOOFBUNTU, or OINKBUNTU.
It's all about choice, right?
:)
MEOWBUNTU.
Since so many minority and not-so-minority groups now have their own specialised Ubuntus (I'll wisely refrain from naming names), I feel it's time that there was a distro specially tailored for a neglected section of society.
Cats.
Particularly I feel that work is needed on some feline accessibility features. My cats have great trouble with the keyboard, and when they try to use it, frankly, it looks like they're just walking on the keys, and the result is on-screen garbage.
They also find the term 'mouse' offensive, and I respectfully suggest that this usage of the word should henceforth be considered as politically incorrect.
It goes without saying that the Ubuntu slogan should also be altered from the (frankly offensive) 'Linux for human beings' to 'Linux for sentient beings.'
The remix should also include features that are of particular interest to felines - perhaps a dynamic wallpaper that randomly downloads and displays a random LOLCAT picture every few minutes.
Please feel free to add your own ideas, and let's make MEOWBUNTU the first distro to break the barriers of Human Chauvinism. Who knows, we may even open the floodgates to remixes like WOOFBUNTU, or OINKBUNTU.
It's all about choice, right?
:)