Funny Miles "Tails" Prower Rant?

[MasterNetra]

lol Ran across this curiosity of Google. Funny little rant, article whatever you want to call it regarding tails. :lolflag:

Link: "Tails Kicks ***" (http://dumbbaby.net/a/303.shtml) (censored)

[steeleyuk]

Somebody really has too much time on their hands. :p

[MasterNetra]

Somebody really has too much time on their hands. :p

lol yea, they could of least hunted for and corrected the spelling errors and such too. Still funny though :p

[CharmyBee]

Tails is far too overrated only because of the whole lupine connection that makes furries giddy about him.

And Tails in Sonic 2 is an annoying distraction that dies alot.

Sonic > Tails.


Big the Cat > Tails.


Chip > Tails.

[afroman10496]

Tails is far too overrated only because of the whole lupine connection that makes furries giddy about him.

And Tails in Sonic 2 is an annoying distraction that dies alot.

Sonic > Tails.


Big the Cat > Tails.


Chip > Tails.
Lol I just plyed the game your right

[hoppipolla]

Haha that's epic I just bookmarked it on Delicious lol

Really made me laugh :)

[MasterNetra]

Tails is far too overrated only because of the whole lupine connection that makes furries giddy about him.

And Tails in Sonic 2 is an annoying distraction that dies alot.

Sonic > Tails.


Big the Cat > Tails.


Chip > Tails.


Lol I just plyed the game your right

Not his fault! AI in general is stupid for Sonic 2, Tails does though have more talent then Sonic that's for sure. But apparently both are still better together. ^.^

[bl33d]

Tails and Knuckles are the only non-Sonic characters that don't suck.

Maybe Shadow as well...

[MasterNetra]

Tails and Knuckles are the only non-Sonic characters that don't suck.

Maybe Shadow as well...

Shadow wouldn't be fun to hang with though he pretty much always has a serious & sour attitude. :/

[bl33d]

Shadow wouldn't be fun to hang with though he pretty much always has a serious & sour attitude. :/

No, but the way he skate runs is awesome! :P

[MasterNetra]

No, but the way he skate runs is awesome! :P

lol sense they hover I believe he could even cross water...Sonic needs a pair of those shoes. :p

[bl33d]

lol sense they hover I believe he could even cross water...Sonic needs a pair of those shoes. :p

I need a pair of those shoes! :P

And yeah, then Amy could drown :D

[MasterNetra]

I need a pair of those shoes! :P

And yeah, then Amy could drown :D

I think she can swim, just in that one Sonic X episode she exhausted herself with rage against Eggman.

[bl33d]

I think she can swim, just in that one Sonic X episode she exhausted herself with rage against Eggman.

:(

[MasterNetra]

:(

Ah well Sonic wouldn't be happy, despite how annoying she can be, I think he may have a thing for her as hinted in Sonic X session 1 here and there and little more so in season 2 of it. Though sonic obviously just doesn't go for the mushy stuff as for his escape attempts from Amy's hugs, she kinda bear hugs which case sonic is trying to escape the crush not the actual hug. ^.^ :p

[bl33d]

Ah well Sonic wouldn't be happy, despite how annoying she can be, I think he may have a thing for her as hinted in Sonic X session 1 here and there and little more so in season 2 of it. Though sonic obviously just doesn't go for the mushy stuff as for his escape attempts from Amy's hugs, she kinda bear hugs which case sonic is trying to escape the crush not the actual hug. ^.^ :p

I'm gonna go get my MegaDrive now and play some S&K :P

[MasterNetra]

I'm gonna go get my MegaDrive now and play some S&K :P

I used to own a Sega Genesis, Plus Sonic 2, Sonic 3, and I think S&K, Genesis died and who knows what happened to the actual games, but I think I can still rightfully play them via emulator.

[bl33d]

I used to own a Sega Genesis, Plus Sonic 2, Sonic 3, and I think S&K, Genesis died and who knows what happened to the actual games, but I think I can still rightfully play them via emulator.

It's called MegaDrive!

Genesis is a lie :P

[hoppipolla]

I love Sonic games! ^_^

Although I am currently hating the last boss of Sonic Unleashed so I never finished it lol

The final bosses have gone WAY downhill!! heh

[MasterNetra]

lol found a amusing fan vid on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXVyHc2tMM XD

[bl33d]

lol found a amusing fan vid on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXVyHc2tMM XD

lol

[afroman10496]

Not his fault! AI in general is stupid for Sonic 2, Tails does though have more talent then Sonic that's for sure. But apparently both are still better together. ^.^

Yeah Id love to see Tails in the next SSB

[jpeddicord]

Tails is far too overrated only because of the whole lupine connection that makes furries giddy about him.

And Tails in Sonic 2 is an annoying distraction that dies alot.

Sonic > Tails.


Big the Cat > Tails.


Chip > Tails.

And I'm guessing Charmy the Bee > Tails? Though I'm pretty sure the only Sonic game (if you can even call it that) with Charmy in it was Knuckles Chaotix, which gets an all-around "meh" reaction. That game forced you to control two characters. No!

[CharmyBee]

Genesis is a lie :P

Genesis apparently can't walk, either.


And I'm guessing Charmy the Bee > Tails? Though I'm pretty sure the only Sonic game (if you can even call it that) with Charmy in it was Knuckles Chaotix, which gets an all-around "meh" reaction. That game forced you to control two characters. No!
He's also in Shadow the Hedgehog, and Sonic Heroes, and Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games.

[jpeddicord]

He's also in Shadow the Hedgehog, and Sonic Heroes, and Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games.

Hrm.... I don't care for many past the Genesis era. :P

[MasterNetra]

Tails is far too overrated only because of the whole lupine connection that makes furries giddy about him.

And Tails in Sonic 2 is an annoying distraction that dies alot.

Sonic > Tails.


Big the Cat > Tails.


Chip > Tails.

And its a lie! Tails > Charmy that is the truth. Or can you all handle the truth? :P :lolflag:

[jpeddicord]

And its a lie! Tails > Charmy that is the truth. Or can you all handle the truth? :P :lolflag:

Dunno. Charmy was at least fully controllable (in the only Genesis game he was in anyway). You could fly anywhere on the screen and he wouldn't seem to care. Tails, on the other hand, couldn't stay in the air for any extended period of time. :P


On that note, does 19 65 09 17 / 01 09 09 02 01 01 02 04 ring a bell for anyone?

[MasterNetra]

Dunno. Charmy was at least fully controllable (in the only Genesis game he was in anyway). You could fly anywhere on the screen and he wouldn't seem to care. Tails, on the other hand, couldn't stay in the air for any extended period of time. :P


On that note, does 19 65 09 17 / 01 09 09 02 01 01 02 04 ring a bell for anyone?

Well outside the gameworld Tails could pwn Charmy. :p

[afroman10496]

Well outside the gameworld Tails could pwn Charmy. :p

well of coruse tails would just have to, well, slap him to death with his ta:Pil

[MasterNetra]

well of coruse tails would just have to, well, slap him to death with his ta:Pil

Based off of what I seen from Sonic X I'd say he might be able to punch/kick charmy into submission.