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steveneddy
August 19th, 2009, 09:29 PM
Have you seen this?

http://www.genpets.com/media/gen_com03d.gif

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

The Toxic Mite
August 19th, 2009, 09:32 PM
Ok...

Somewhat weird, somewhat disturbing.

:|

Chronon
August 19th, 2009, 09:35 PM
Pretty well done site. Quite a thorough spoof!



Do Genpets bite?
Genpets should not bite, however Bio-Genica does sell the tooth remover kit.

LMAO!

Here's the Snopes article about it:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/genpets.asp

razorboy5
August 19th, 2009, 09:37 PM
if i saw that at night i just might pee my pants...

freaky

Jesus_Valdez
August 19th, 2009, 09:39 PM
There have been Genetically engineer pets for thousands of years, genetically engineer food also.

sydbat
August 19th, 2009, 09:40 PM
There have been Genetically engineer pets for thousands of years, genetically engineer food also.And don't forget the genetically engineered pet food!!

t0p
August 19th, 2009, 09:47 PM
There have been Genetically engineer pets for thousands of years, genetically engineer food also.

This is true. For instance, dogs have been through extensive genetic engineering. And this engineering has sometimes led to the creation of unhealthy mutants. Consider the English bulldog and its chronic respiratory problems.

K.Y.A
August 19th, 2009, 09:50 PM
Um... are they actually living? Or is it like the furby?

This reminded me of the day my mom told me I came from a test-tube.
Thank God she was joking. (or was she?):lolflag:

Tamalin
August 19th, 2009, 09:54 PM
Eeeeaaaaahhhhhh..... That is just disturbing. Who designed those things?

sydbat
August 19th, 2009, 09:54 PM
Um... are they actually living? Or is it like the furby?

This reminded me of the day my mom told me I came from a test-tube.
Thank God she was joking. (or was she?):lolflag:The linked site is satirical...

Shibblet
August 19th, 2009, 09:59 PM
This is my favorite genetically engineered pet.

http://www.gourismitha.com/TheGraphicWorld/Websets/lilo_stitch_main.gif

That other one is just plain creepy... Not Michael Jackson "Thriller" Creepy, or Jack Nicholson "The Shining" Creepy... more like a "Species" meets "Dog Whisperer" kind of creepy.

Chronon
August 19th, 2009, 10:09 PM
Eeeeaaaaahhhhhh..... That is just disturbing. Who designed those things?

Read the Snopes link I posted. It gives the name of the artist.

Jesus_Valdez
August 19th, 2009, 10:46 PM
Um... are they actually living? Or is it like the furby?

This reminded me of the day my mom told me I came from a test-tube.
Thank God she was joking. (or was she?):lolflag:
Well, better a test-tube that you-tube or porn-tube.

MikeTheC
August 19th, 2009, 11:57 PM
No, but I have been longing for genetically engineered management. Anything would be an improvement over the b******s I've had to serve under at most of the companies I've ever worked for.

geekygirl
August 20th, 2009, 02:32 AM
No, but I have been longing for genetically engineered management. Anything would be an improvement over the b******s I've had to serve under at most of the companies I've ever worked for.


You need one of these then...introducing:

http://repairstemcell.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/70110-004-420d4c4c.jpg

JillSwift
August 20th, 2009, 03:06 AM
I hear they taste like chicken.

MikeTheC
August 20th, 2009, 03:31 AM
I hear they taste like chicken.

Which, cloned managers or cloned sheep?

geekygirl
August 20th, 2009, 03:33 AM
Which, cloned managers or cloned sheep?


*scratches head*

how did someone come up with the notion that LAMB would taste like CHICKEN?

baaaa.....tasty tasty roast lamb.....

JillSwift
August 20th, 2009, 03:34 AM
Which, cloned managers or cloned sheep?
To be clear: Yes. No. Both. Neither.

MikeTheC
August 20th, 2009, 03:44 AM
To be clear: Yes. No. Both. Neither.
"I'm Jill Swift, and I approve this message."

Jill Swift will be running as a candidate in the United States House of Representatives in the upcoming 2010 congressional elections.

JillSwift
August 20th, 2009, 04:09 AM
"I'm Jill Swift, and I approve this message."

Jill Swift will be running as a candidate in the United States House of Representatives in the upcoming 2010 congressional elections.
I was thinking of running in 2012, because then I could get elected and not have to do the job when the world ends on December 21st.

Wow am I ever lazy.

hoppipolla
August 20th, 2009, 04:25 AM
This actually sent a bit of a chill through me! lol

It isn't real is it?

JillSwift
August 20th, 2009, 04:27 AM
This actually sent a bit of a chill through me! lol

It isn't real is it?
No, no. I don't really mean to run for office.

kpkeerthi
August 20th, 2009, 06:08 AM
Have you seen this?

http://www.genpets.com/media/gen_com03d.gif

http://www.genpets.com/index.php

What the .... ??? :-&

Chronon
August 20th, 2009, 07:44 AM
I found his website: http://www.brandejs.ca/portfolio/Genpets/What

MikeTheC
August 20th, 2009, 07:50 AM
How about this little guy... Waits on you, brings you beer...


http://omnis.etechs.it/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/scrat.jpg

Shibblet
August 20th, 2009, 10:11 AM
I like him. But he's too busy playing with his nuts. I mean, the little guy almost kills himself in the process of his nut-grabbing.

pwnst*r
August 20th, 2009, 12:54 PM
just don't get too close to them and start having real feelings or you'll wind up:

http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/human-dog-hybrid.jpg

bodyharvester
August 20th, 2009, 12:59 PM
just don't get too close to them and start having real feelings or you'll wind up:

http://dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/human-dog-hybrid.jpg

:shock:

geekygirl
August 20th, 2009, 01:06 PM
Does that mean you would always be in the doghouse when you got home?