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Cam42
July 31st, 2009, 04:56 AM
Well, what's on your desk?
Me?

Hacky Sack
A few blank CDs
Speakers
Monitor
My Cell Phone
An old PCI Video card
a couple of computer mice
my keyboard
Tape dispenser
pencil cup
various USB Cables
Rattle and Hum DVD
Printer
my 5 subject spiral notebook from last school year

magmon
July 31st, 2009, 04:57 AM
My laptop, my mouse, and a pair of socks :).

JordyD
July 31st, 2009, 05:01 AM
Pragmatic Thinking & Learning
The C Programming Language
A purple plastic cup (empty)
A black glass cup (empty)
Colgate Flouride Toothpaste (when did that get there?)
A printer
A monitor
Two small speakers
A pen cap
A scrap of paper


Want to know what's on the printer? Or better yet, under it?

magmon
July 31st, 2009, 05:08 AM
Is it a pair of socks?

chucky chuckaluck
July 31st, 2009, 05:10 AM
a bunch of empties and a whole pile of other crap. ooh! i just found my harmonica!

JordyD
July 31st, 2009, 05:14 AM
Is it a pair of socks?

:D No.

lisati
July 31st, 2009, 05:15 AM
Which desk?

I have an old school desk left behind by a neighbour who moved. At the time of writing it hosts my laptop with USB mouse and mousepad, a USB flash drive, a couple of cigarette lighters, some nitrolingual (http://www.medsafe.govt.nz/profs/datasheet/n/nitrolingualpumpspray.htm) spray, a pen, 1 AAA battery (unused), some cigarette papers, a watch, a pen, a 3.5" floppy (specific contents forgotten), a tube of Deep Heat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Heat_(Heat_rub)), and a couple of stray cigarette butts that somehow got lost on their way to the ashtray.

steveneddy
July 31st, 2009, 05:18 AM
Holy snot!

laptop
bluetooth mouse
19" CRT monitor
all in one printer
stack of bills ( I travel for a living - they never go away)
digital camera
Q-Tips (never leave home without them)
child's toy
lamp
speakers
6 channel mixer
mouse pad
cd's - dvd's -
paperwork
crap
and stuff

I'd post a pic but I'm too ashamed - all I do is travel now so there is rarely time to clean my home office workstation.
My daughter piles the bills on the desk and I shred them when I get home.

Nburnes
July 31st, 2009, 05:21 AM
I got my laptop and an external 120 GB HD.:KS

Eviltechie
July 31st, 2009, 05:24 AM
ipod (and ipod stuff)
Sticky notes
Red stapler
Drivers liscence
Pens
Flashlight
Old video card
Screw driver
Knife
Packaging from new ram
Monitor, keyboard, and mouse

Cam42
July 31st, 2009, 05:27 AM
Which desk?
ha, I had to ask myself that question. I chose the desk that I'm at most often. The one with my computer.

lisati
July 31st, 2009, 05:36 AM
ha, I had to ask myself that question. I chose the desk that I'm at most often. The one with my computer.

I have an table masquerading as a desk with assorted bits and pieces and peripherals on it, but chose the one I use most.

gletob
July 31st, 2009, 05:40 AM
Laptop
Crt Monitor
Speakers
Box of thubtacks
Lamp with around fifty small magnets covered in screws
Water bottle
$13.01
Blank CDs
WD usn hard drive
Screwdriver
Coaster
Broken Skullcandy earbuds
Ruler
Pen/Pencil holder
Box Cutter
Fedora DVD, Arch CD, XP CD Gparted CD, Ubuntu CD, and Super Grub Disk (all in one stack
Keyboard and Mouse on tray.
Lava Lamp (Groovy)
Notebook mouse
Can of Old Spice Aqua Reef (I smelled it once and then went to walmart and bought like30 cans of it, I really enjoy the smell for it being old spice)
Index cards
Usb Hub
Headphone splitter
Usb Flash Drive
iHome IH9 Remote
Bottom part of Ipod touch case
Cordless phone
Debit card
2 unused AA batteries
Two Ubuntu stickers I have yet to use.
eye glass cleaner with microfiber cloth

Good lord my desk is messy, good thing it's a really big desk

EDIT: Oops just looked at my printer sitting here

EDIT 2: And the TV Remote and a pair of needle nost pliere

EDIT 2 P.S.: What type of batteries are used in places other than the U.S.

amitabhishek
July 31st, 2009, 05:44 AM
Just started my day at work. Nothing really interesting on my desktop and yes...a windows only system :(.

PurposeOfReason
July 31st, 2009, 06:03 AM
Sorry for the lighting, it is 10PM here.
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs46/300W/f/2009/211/1/e/Workplace_by_PurposeOfReason.jpg (http://purposeofreason.deviantart.com/art/Workplace-131554157)
We have:
2 monitors
ipod
wallet
keys
PDM
PDM test strips
Poker thing
pens and pencils
lamp
clock
keyboard
mouse and pad
fan
ipod cable
some pennies

Jayayess1190
July 31st, 2009, 06:12 AM
Acer 3810T
The battery
Hauppauge 950Q tv tuner
Mouse
Asus DVD drive
pens
AA batteries
Camera charger
Papers

divague
July 31st, 2009, 06:16 AM
Monitor
Laptop
Mousepad
Mouse laptop
Mouse Desktop
Calculator
Flash drive
Keyboard
Speakers
Webcam
Pencil
Eraser
Book - "Etica y Negocios para america latina" - Eduardo Schmidt
Book - "Fuzzy logic with engineering applications" - Timothy J. Ross
Book - "Fuzzy sets and fuzzy logic" - George J. Klir/Bo Yuan
Lamp
Headphones
Bills
Bluetooth dongle
Cell phone

geogur
July 31st, 2009, 06:17 AM
Ubuntu

SamJosRob
July 31st, 2009, 06:29 AM
-Glass of Water
-Coaster
-Lamp
-100 Blank CDs
-Jar of pens and pencils
-Broken iPod
-Wallet
-External Hard Drive
-Globe
-Ear buds
-PS3 controller
-TV remote
-Mouse Pad

mch0lic
July 31st, 2009, 06:29 AM
2 bottles of water
earphones
ipod
mice
zebra toy
Frisbee
laptop
keys
bottle with anti-malaria pills
guitar pick
book by Emily Barr

Giant Speck
July 31st, 2009, 06:41 AM
Three empty cans of Coke Zero
Laptop
Cooling pad for laptop
Printer
Yankee Candles Cinnamon & Sugar jar candle on a candle warmer
iPhone
$5 bill
Camera
Checkbook
Empty box of Wheat Thins Fiber Selects, Garden Vegetable flavor
Headphones

Andreas1
July 31st, 2009, 06:55 AM
Laptop
Mouse

OutOfReach
July 31st, 2009, 08:04 AM
Hmmm...
- My computer
- Monitor
- Speakers
- WiFi antenna
- Xbox 360 unit
- Digital Camera
- $20
- 2 CDs which I have no idea what they're doing there.
- Cell phone
- My trusty TI-84 Plus
- Homework
- Some kind of manual
- USB Drive
- Pencil Sharpener
- 3 ring binder

ah, I need to do some cleanup.

venomous contempt
July 31st, 2009, 08:08 AM
laptop [toshiba]; kleenex; cdr's/dvr's with ubuntu, linux mint, slackware, opensuse, win xp, win vista, and wolvix on them; 500g mybook; current issue of Juxtapose, Arkitip, and hi fructose; krink and molotow markers in various colors and forms; blank and half finished custom dunnys; 2g flashdrive; cigarette case, zippo lighter, bag of america spirit perique; action figures [7 wolverines, 2 kubricks, 30 or so kr minifigs, gorillaz white edition, 2 half done munnys] and a few crappy fantasy novels.

lisati
July 31st, 2009, 08:11 AM
A picture paints 1000 words.....Hiding just out of sight is a compaq system unit, and the other machine just visible below the table is similar to old one

aard
July 31st, 2009, 10:30 AM
Woah, this'll be long :D

Main computer
ubuntu file server / workstation
APC's surge protector
Linksys WRT-54G2 router
My 22" samsung screen
Canon's MP160 all-in-one printer/scanner
right speaker (left one is on the shelf)
Blank DVD spindle
Razer's Mantis mouse pad (that thing is huge)
Two identical Logitech UltraX Premium keyboards
Pair of mice
My HTC TyTN and HP iPaq 514 phones
Disassembled intel stock cooler
flat head screwdriver
Box of Pringles Hot & Spicy
and the most interesting thing - ZX Spectrum+ User guide :D

Giant Speck
July 31st, 2009, 10:51 AM
A picture paints 1000 words.....Hiding just out of sight is a compaq system unit, and the other machine just visible below the table is similar to old one

OMG! A floppy disk! And is that a cassette tape?

halovivek
July 31st, 2009, 11:22 AM
now
water bottle
head phone
telephone
mobile
pencil
pen
eraser
my name plate


yes of course.. one desktop as well as one laptop

mmix
July 31st, 2009, 12:02 PM
there is no desk.

monitor
computer
keyboard
mouse
books

Eisenwinter
July 31st, 2009, 12:04 PM
mouse, screen, keyboard.

beer bottles, beer corks, beer cans.

soda bottle.

nestea bottle.

a suzi.

Grenage
July 31st, 2009, 12:05 PM
Six monitors,
Mouse,
Keyboard,
Phone,
Mobile,
Coffee!

HappinessNow
July 31st, 2009, 12:12 PM
Among other things, the most beautiful girl in the world...Okay! logging out!

manicman
July 31st, 2009, 12:42 PM
Currently on my work desk

Monitor
Telephone
mouse
keyboard
Desk organiser
printer
PDA & Dock
Eight W500 Thinkpads
paper tray
loads of CD's
and lots of sheets of paper scattered all over it

alexandari
July 31st, 2009, 12:57 PM
laptop
cooling pad
my dvd speakers
some pens
cds in every corner of the desk
my router
my contact lens
a flashlight (lol?)
an old piece of paper which i use to write all sorts of things
guitar picks

aeiah
July 31st, 2009, 01:13 PM
at work right now:

an orange mutant-octopus mousepad.
mouse, keyboard, monitor
a kiwi
an empty mug with my name on
a phone
a kvm switch
a fedora laptop
an old email server box
3 notepads, although only two of them are mine
a harddrive in a foil bag
a rugged touchscreen tablet
a spoon (which i plan to use with the kiwi at some point today)

Chilli Bob
July 31st, 2009, 01:28 PM
This could take some time....

CD mailers
Brother DCP-115C (out of cyan, it says)
Bottle of sorbolene (it's winter)
filthy rag, stained with spilled cyan ink
SES gloves
SES cap
pocket knife
screwdrivers (several including torx)
3 hard drives (8, 12, 40 GB)
jar of humbugs (only 2 left)
small change
3 USB sticks
many rechargable AAs
deoderant
Jedi Knight Dark Forces II
Starcraft
The California Lonley Planet (Don't you guys have ANY buses going where I want to go?)
Show me Quickbooks
Denny King - King of the Wilderness
e Business & e Commerce - how to program
Programming with C
Python for Dummies
Lets learn German
Active Talk Japanese
HTML, XHTML & CSS
HTML Mastery
250 HTML and Web Design Secrets
How to do Everything with Javascript
A whole box of protractors
assorted pens
latex cloves
2 staplers
a harmonica
several notebooks
an I (heart) BNE badge
a model of Larry Perkins last V8 Supercar before he retired
stuffed penguin
pink piggy bank (full)
4 glass coasters
big **** CRT monitor
speakers
PC
keyboard
mouse
spindle of blank cds
Numerous burned cds
Ibuprofen
external hard drive
chewing gum
separation certificate
car keys
car sticker from Carnarvon National Park
post-it notes
sticky tape
ear plugs
plastic lunch box full of coins
ADSL modem/router
Web cam in the shape of a penguin

What can I say, it's a big-**** desk, I built it myself.:D

Angel_OD
July 31st, 2009, 01:45 PM
This could take some time....

...

What can I say, it's a big-**** desk, I built it myself.:D

I just might beat that. I have a big messy desk :)
I'm at work now so have to check when i get home :)

The Toxic Mite
July 31st, 2009, 02:26 PM
A pigeonhole with its Pending tray removed
A pair of sunglasses
A railway timetable
A CD with Ubuntu Server on it
A mouse
A mousepad
A keyboard
A monitor
A USB hub
A scrunched-up till receipt
A glass ball
A lamp

helliewm
July 31st, 2009, 03:27 PM
22inch MOnitor
Logitech mouse and keboard
Lamp,
Speakers
Mug of tea
2 coasters with cat pictures on them
Plant.

Plus Marmalade.

Marmalade is new stray kitten that a neighbour phoned me about last night at about 10pm. I went out to rescue it with my cat basket. Its moved in. Its white and ginger. Its so at home. Getting on brilliantly with my other 4 cats German Shepherd and Doberman. Its about 4 months old. You can tell from its condition its a stray. Its well, but thin, tired and it has fleas:D I defleaed it:D

For some reason there seems to a lot of stray cats in my sleepy Bucks village. Its a known fact in the village. If you go out late at night they all come out and congregate together. Several of us are the village stray cat watch. Never mind a neighbour watch there is a stray cat watch in my village lol.

I am keeping Marmalade.

Yes I am known to be animal mad and I have done a lot of work for local animal rescues.

Marmalade has walked across the keyboard and crashed Ubuntu several times. I need to teach Marmalade some PC Linux skills.:D

Stevie78
July 31st, 2009, 03:38 PM
work papers
pen
pencil
mouse
keyboard
a hair

JillSwift
July 31st, 2009, 03:56 PM
besides my computer, monitor, cable adapter and the like, there's...


...cat hair.


Lots and lots of cat hair.

razorboy5
July 31st, 2009, 04:13 PM
My Lovely Laptop
2.1 Speakers
Pencils/ Pens
Pencil Holder
Eraser
Printer
Creative Zen

and SeXyNeSs~

JohnnySage50307
July 31st, 2009, 04:22 PM
I don't really have a desk considering how much I use my laptop, so really anywhere can be my desk. Inside my laptop case, I have:

3 Notebooks for classes I'm taking next semester
12 Pens and 4 highlighters
3 White papers I've either read or am currently reading
USB Mouse
External HD
IEEE-R&AS magazine
Keys to the IEEE Society Lockbox
IEEE membership card
Soon, I'm going to have my own office, so it'll be great!

sydbat
July 31st, 2009, 04:32 PM
besides my computer, monitor, cable adapter and the like, there's...


...cat hair.


Lots and lots of cat hair.And it gets EVERYWHERE! (hey that sorta rhymes) Just about time to shut down the desktop and vacuum it out...

lisati
July 31st, 2009, 06:48 PM
OMG! A floppy disk! And is that a cassette tape?

It's a tape from a video camera, Video-8 format. I don't use the camera its from often these days since it doesn't have a digital connection.

SuperSonic4
July 31st, 2009, 06:52 PM
TV
monitor
tower
keyboard
two (computer) mice
too many cables
laptop
calculator
scrap paper
3 wristbands
half a dozen dvds.
2 empty cups
hair gel
16-25 railcard
oyster card
usb<->sd device
empty wallet
haribo
sharpener
a cd case
ruler
stapler
spirit measurer
one rechargeable battery
expired oasis voucher
straws
remotes for many devices
anti-perspirant
small bottle of vodka
a big bottle of vodka
a massive bottle of vodka
some lemonade
half a bottle of JD
bottle of archers

gnomeuser
July 31st, 2009, 06:55 PM
3 computers (a laptop, a netbook and my zonbu), external 750GB harddrive, external usb 5.1 sound card, the control station for my surround system and finally a picture of my fiancée.

Kingsley
July 31st, 2009, 07:31 PM
cigar
Tech Deck
Kaplan PCAT book
laptop with mouse and speakers
television
lamp
stress ball
mouth wash
glass cleaner
cup
Microsoft Zune
wallet
hair brush
comb
Old Spice body spray
floss
pen
screwdriver

I should clean up a bit. :)

decoherence
July 31st, 2009, 08:20 PM
oh, right... there's a desk under all this stuff...

swoll1980
July 31st, 2009, 09:42 PM
speakers, a cd spindle, a dvd spindle, a pair of wire snips, a empty jewel case, a iPod shuffle, a box of staples, a pencil box, a cordless telephone, the third prong that I ripped out of my surge protector, a wireless router, a cable modem, a picture of a helicopter my son handed me, that he ripped out of a magazine, an ac/dc adapter plugged into an extension cord, my girlfriends necklace, and the hard drive adapter for my laptop

jomiolto
July 31st, 2009, 10:29 PM
* my laptop
* Tai Chi DVD
* my eyeglasses
* A.A. Milne's "Winnie-the-Pooh"
* Fay Weldon's "Affliction"
* box of Twinings' Earl Grey, two boxes of Twinings' "Green Tea & Lemon" and a box of local tea brand (black tea)
* CD with some Crimson Lotus on it
* stack of post-its
* large glass of water
* smaller glass with remnants of orange juice
* my tea mug (empty for now)
* blue elastic hair band

I've been trying to keep it clean, but stuff has a tendency to gather on such places :P

heroidi
July 31st, 2009, 10:56 PM
Blank CDs
Ubuntu CDs
Whatever CDs
Stereo System
Monitor
Camera
Some Photos
Mobile Phone
Bluetooths
Some Notebooks
A few Books
3 Hard Drives
A Newspaper
OHP-CD Pen
Some Mail
and a lot of whatever...:D:D

dragos240
July 31st, 2009, 11:00 PM
Nail clippers
2 speakers
A lamp
A sheet of paper
A glass of water
A mouse
A mousepad
A desktop computer
A cd rack
A palm Pilot T|E
A cell phone
A marker
A TV remote
A stapler
An external floppy drive
Floppy disks
A 128 mb SD
An award for 'most improved student'
A CD stack
And a few games

lisajones
July 31st, 2009, 11:00 PM
Just my pc , seems to be unusally tidy for once!!

beercz
July 31st, 2009, 11:11 PM
Perhaps some of us are in need of inspiration (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=353337) :-)

dragos240
July 31st, 2009, 11:11 PM
No mouse or keyboard?

Dark Aspect
July 31st, 2009, 11:27 PM
Keyboard
Mouse
Battery Backup (UPS)
17" LCD Monitor
PSP
250GB External Hard drive
13 Cds in two stacks (I have more)
Two Cd players (One is an mp3\cd player)
Lamp
Motherboard manuals/Computer documentation
Nickelback DVD
Charger for a generic 7.2 Ni-cd battery
About 5 pens
Some papers
AA Batteries
Tape
Screwdriver (I am not sure why)
A few floppies
Correction fluid

......That about does it, a bit messy I guess.

jomiolto
July 31st, 2009, 11:46 PM
Perhaps some of us are in need of inspiration (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=353337) :-)

That reminds me of this:

zekopeko
July 31st, 2009, 11:51 PM
A monitor, keyboard and a mouse + a gazillion papers and books. Also there is a ninja. And he's looking at me funny...

spupy
August 1st, 2009, 02:04 AM
Laptop
Watch
Headphones
Tablet
Small stack of books


I try to keep it minimalistic and tidy.

koleoptero
August 1st, 2009, 03:44 AM
Here we go...

Speakers
External HDD
Wireless mouse & its dock
A nice usb lamp
Another external HDD
Some cables (mini usb, sony ericsson usb, minijack to RCA, etc)
A roll of toilet paper
Ashtray
A pack of hand rollign tobacco, papers and filters
Zippo lighter
A book (Database structures, school stuff) serving as a laptop rear raiser.

That's about it. It's usually more tidy, but I've been making backups.

Muffinabus
August 1st, 2009, 03:57 AM
32 inch HDTV
20 inch monitor
12 oz coke
Glass
Blank CD's
Gameboy Advance SP
Sharpie Pens (2)
Other Pen
Scotch Tape
Comcast Cable box
2003 High School Yearbook
Mousepad
Mouse
Keyboard
Headphones
Misc. Papers

Dullstar
August 1st, 2009, 03:58 AM
A lot of assorting crud including:

Several pencils
Erasers
Legos
Decorative Stuffed Toys (I like to use them for decorative purposes)
Camera case
Blank Lightscribe CD's (from before I began Ubuntu)
Paper
Mousepad
Mouse
Speakers
QUERTY keyboard
Headphones
CD's (not blank)
CD Cases...
Tape
Subwoofer
Moniter
Floppy Disk
... and below that my crappy computer, saved by Ubuntu.
There's more, but...

NovaAesa
August 1st, 2009, 04:04 AM
Wallet, xbox controllers, notepads, bits of paper with maths stuff scribbled all over them, headphones, assorted forms that need filling in, keys, pile of CDs that aren't labeled but have stuff on them, empty packet of crisps, calculator, a few pens and pencils, mobile phone (cell phone), bank chequebook, lots and lots of other crap. Plus my computer of course :P

aufan19
August 1st, 2009, 04:09 AM
I've got my computer on my kitchen counter right now.
two ceramic coasters
two leather coasters
phone charger
USB hub
printer USB cable
a packet of sticky notes
flashlight
notepad
a burned out nightlight
Thermos with nothing in it
bottle of water
a business card
spare phone battery
a pack of printer paper
another packet of sticky notes
expired Arby's coupons
HP 3845 Deskjet printer
an un-opened back of crackers
a golf tee

tholynch
August 1st, 2009, 04:25 AM
I did this list for a friend the other day, and it took me more than half an hour...
And my desk is even messier now...
I'll clean it up before doing my list.

After cleaning it up:

A laptop
a mouse
three books (one programming, two french novels)
a notepad
two headphone sets
a wallet
three deck of cards
three rulers
two postal cards (never used them)
a letter
sunglasses
seven markers
six pencils
four bookmarks
two photos
a list I can't read because my father wrote it (he has messy writing)
a big paper clip
a lamp
a magnet
two empty boxes
and... voilà!
And my desk isn't even very big... that barely fits...

But that's only what's ON my desk...
I don't want to think about what's UNDER my desk...
and behind, since there's a shelf there...

Grant A.
August 1st, 2009, 04:29 AM
A digital camera
A wireless phone
A printer
A monitor
A case for the digital camera
An empty water bottle
A coaster
The remote for the fan
A bottle cap
A broken key chain
My secret plans for world dominat-

YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!

mynameinc
August 1st, 2009, 04:36 AM
A length of rubber hose, a ski mask, a bear trap, a tourist map of the Pentagon, lube, and a live bobcat.
(http://xkcd.com/576/)

RandomJoe
August 1st, 2009, 05:01 AM
A bunch of junk! :p Never do seem to get it totally cleaned up.

Let's see...

The main computer and its three monitors, two desk lamps, Wii, DVD player, Mac Mini, couple calculators, phone, wallet & keys. That's one half. Edit: Oh yeah, a 4-port KVM to switch one keyboard/mouse and one of the monitors between three computers.

The other half is the ham bench. At the moment it has five ham rigs, four scanners, five or six handheld radios, all the other ham-related accessories to go along with them, and - since I'm in the middle of a project to interface some of my scanners to the network - three laptops and a circuit breadboard for the audio pad circuits.

And walking not-so-carefully among all that is a cat or two... (Amazing, the only thing they ever seem to tip over is my water glass! :o )

Blu Fox
August 1st, 2009, 05:12 AM
Some pens
A computer with UV lights in it and a side panel window
Normal widescreen monitor
silicon spray (I have no idea why I have this)
netgear wireless adapter
modem
wacom graphire4 tablet
a keyboard and mouse
some cables..
2 chapsicks
a sharpie
ipod
a screwdriver

mamamia88
August 1st, 2009, 05:36 AM
hp laptop, laptop cooling fan, couple of videogames i'm selling on ebay, hp printer/scanner, calculator, mp3 player, flash drive, empty 2.5" external enclosure, bottle of watter, eardrops, pencil, and a checkbook

Regenweald
August 1st, 2009, 06:35 AM
needle nose pliers
phillip head screwdriver
bottle methylated spirits
old cinema tickets
cheque stub from school payment
crazy glue
cellphone 2
book light (turns itself on intermittently)
usb cellphone charger
earbuds
empty panax ginseng extract bottle
webcam
piece of sequinned fabric from campus carnival
earring
ants
pen
near empty spindle of cd's
used matchstick
scraps of paper with random terminal commands
telephone (landline)
adsl modem
canonical ubuntu envelope
Unopened box of ginseng extract
I'm tired typing :)

Barrucadu
August 1st, 2009, 09:28 AM
Computery Stuff: Laptop, mouse, portable HDD, headphones.
Books: Large heap of unread books. 11 of them, in fact.
Whiteboard: Whiteboard, whiteboard pens, whiteboard eraser.
Miscellanious: "Important Stuff" heap.

beercz
August 1st, 2009, 11:27 AM
That reminds me of this:
Now, that's more like it!

Giant Speck
August 1st, 2009, 11:34 AM
Two empty cans of Coke Zero
Laptop
Cooling pad for laptop
Printer
Yankee Candles Cinnamon & Sugar jar candle on a candle warmer
iPhone
$5 bill
Camera
Checkbook
Empty bag of Ocean Spray Craisins
Half-empty bag of Cherrios Snack Mix
Red Sharpie permanent marker
Watch
Three plastic spoons
One plastic fork

Headphones



Update!

Cam42
August 2nd, 2009, 05:25 AM
Well, what's on your desk?
Me?

Hacky Sack
A few blank CDs
Speakers
Monitor
a couple of computer mice
my keyboard
Tape dispenser
pencil cup
various USB Cables
Rattle and Hum DVD
Printer
my 5 subject spiral notebook from last school year
3.5" Floppy disk


Updated

Giant Speck
August 2nd, 2009, 05:27 AM
YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!

Of course not. I usually don't read things aloud. ;)

HappinessNow
August 2nd, 2009, 09:53 AM
Okay now that I am actually at my desk I can answer this question, since I primarily use my laptop it has been hard to answer this question...

here goes:

Dell Monitor
Bose speakers
Dell Keyboard
Razer Copperhead Mouse
Razer eXactMat with gel pad
The Savannah Bee Company Tupelo Honey Beeswax Lip Balm
The Savannah Bee Company Beeswax Hand Cream
Toshiba external hard drive
Box of Kleenex tissues with moisturizing lotion
Rite Aid White Glue
Epson Stylus CX7450 printer/scanner
blank falsh cards (about 200)
Swingline 3 hole punch
huge Aloe Vera plant elevated on a box covered with black velvet
PC Games:
1. The Witcher
2. Star Trek Voyager Elite Force
3. American McGee's Alice
4. Emperor: rise of the middle kingdom
5. Diablo II
6. Diablo II Expansion Set
A clear drinking glass from Ikea
A blue globe night light from Ikea
An Architectual/Artist-type desk lamp with a flourescent and natural sunlight light
NetGear Wireless router
Motorola SB5120 Surfboard Cable Modem
Motorola bluetooth wireless device and charging base
Mamiya C220 TLR Medium Format Film Camera
A stack of mounted 35mm photographs
2 sculptures
stapler
fingernail clippers
Japanese ceramic tool
post-its
A 3 drawer storage container with assorted office (and other) supplies (hundreds of contents within)
Mortar with assorted objects within
Giant US Lincoln Penny replica coaster
Wooden Scrabble Letter "N" (which is worth 1 point)

JillSwift
August 2nd, 2009, 10:05 AM
Update:


besides my computer, monitor, cable adapter and the like, there's...


...cat hair.


Lots and lots of cat hair.
Even more cat hair.

moster
August 2nd, 2009, 02:45 PM
Why tire yourself with read, take a shot..

steve161
August 2nd, 2009, 03:05 PM
Laptop, coffee mug, ashtray, some cd's, my sunglasses, and a mouse pad (no mouse, new laptop and I haven't bought a usb mouse yet).

dragos240
August 2nd, 2009, 03:14 PM
Why tire yourself with read, take a shot..

Are you using VISTA?!?!??!?!?

moster
August 2nd, 2009, 03:23 PM
Are you using VISTA?!?!??!?!?
Yes, until I became linux zealot :D

Joeb454
August 2nd, 2009, 04:11 PM
Hmm, there's a lot on my desk...


2 monitors
keyboard
2 mice (old one is behind the monitors)
speakers
cup of tea (I am British after all ;))
iPhone/Dock
Mouse charger
screwdriver
plate
CD's
Xbox 360 + controller
Diclofenac (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diclofenac)
TV Remote


That's everything I think :)

s.fox
August 2nd, 2009, 04:21 PM
*edited out* :)

lukjad007
August 2nd, 2009, 04:32 PM
Lessee....


At least 5 fiction books
A tech manual or two
A magazine
Futureshot/BestBuy flyer
Two sets headphones
A stack of blank CDs
A few Live CDs I'm testing
Two computers (One that is possibly still able to run off a live CD but is used to hold up my 17" CRT monitor)
A cup of coffee/Tea
A cut of water
Speakers
Router
Modem
Wires
USB keys
Keyboard
Printer
Mini-bookshelf
A major part of my coin collection
A few newspaper articles I wish to read
A box of Royal Ultra Certified Hypoallergenic Tissues
The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Extended edition
Spare Ink Cartridges for my Printer
Screwdriver
Pens
Paper and/or notepad
Bottle of Calcium tablets
EDIT: Oh, and Dust, can't forget that


And that's about it.

Blacklightbulb
August 2nd, 2009, 05:18 PM
Printer
Monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
Other not connected Devorak Keyboard
Speakers X2
leaflets
letters
Ballpoint Pen
Notebook
Notes Paper
Tray full of tools and spare parts
Bicycle Chain (clean of grease)
Motorcycle Kickstarter Lever
Coins
English Pocket Dictionary
Dead 160 GB Hard Drive
USB Hub
My Dinner
Tomorrows Breakfast

BTW my desk is pretty big (10 X 4 feet)

gletob
August 2nd, 2009, 06:57 PM
Laptop
Crt Monitor
Speakers
Box of thubtacks
Lamp with around fifty small magnets covered in screws
Water bottle
$13.01
Blank CDs
WD usn hard drive
Screwdriver
Coaster
Broken Skullcandy earbuds
Ruler
Pen/Pencil holder
Box Cutter
Fedora DVD, Arch CD, XP CD Gparted CD, Ubuntu CD, and Super Grub Disk (all in one stack
Keyboard and Mouse on tray.
Lava Lamp (Groovy)
Notebook mouse
Can of Old Spice Aqua Reef (I smelled it once and then went to walmart and bought like30 cans of it, I really enjoy the smell for it being old spice)
Index cards
Usb Hub
Headphone splitter
Usb Flash Drive
iHome IH9 Remote
Bottom part of Ipod touch case
Cordless phone
Debit card
2 unused AA batteries
Two Ubuntu stickers I have yet to use.
eye glass cleaner with microfiber cloth

Good lord my desk is messy, good thing it's a really big desk

EDIT: Oops just looked at my printer sitting here

EDIT 2: And the TV Remote and a pair of needle nost pliere

EDIT 2 P.S.: What type of batteries are used in places other than the U.S.

Ok since we have company coming over I've cleaned my desk and now must revise my list. Anything in red is gone Green new additions

Cam42
August 2nd, 2009, 07:05 PM
Hacky Sack
A few blank CDs
Speakers
Monitor
a couple of computer mice
my keyboard
Tape dispenser
pencil cup
various USB Cables
Rattle and Hum DVD
Printer
my 5 subject spiral notebook from last school year
3.5" Floppy disk
$0.64



Update

SuperSonic4
August 2nd, 2009, 07:10 PM
Hmm, there's a lot on my desk...


cup of tea (I am British after all ;))



That's everything I think :)

Gotta love tea :D - I've got one full cup and 3 empty cups here.

I now have half a packet of digestives here for dunking purposes :popcorn:




EDIT 2 P.S.: What type of batteries are used in places other than the U.S

The UK uses AA for most things and AAA for most that don't use AA. Smoke alarms use 9V and PCs/Watches use CR232V or something

credobyte
August 2nd, 2009, 07:39 PM
Desk seems to be pretty clean ( comparing to what I had on it yesterday :D ):


Digital photo camera
A bottle of mineral water
A cup of coffee ( tough, already empty :D )
A few "unknown" CD's
Passport
ISP contract

moster
August 2nd, 2009, 07:48 PM
Desk seems to be pretty clean ( comparing to what I had on it yesterday :D ):


Digital photo camera
A bottle of mineral water
A cup of coffee ( tough, already empty :D )
A few "unknown" CD's
Passport
ISP contract


If I read it between lines, you are going to windows. Am I correct?

credobyte
August 2nd, 2009, 07:55 PM
If I read it between lines, you are going to windows. Am I correct?

Nop, when I said "unknown CD's", I truly meant that I don't know anything about them ;)

moster
August 2nd, 2009, 08:06 PM
Nop, when I said "unknown CD's", I truly meant that I don't know anything about them ;)
Passport.. contract.. unknown cds.. everything fits. I was almost sure that you are leaving to windows :D

PurposeOfReason
August 2nd, 2009, 08:08 PM
Nop, when I said "unknown CD's", I truly meant that I don't know anything about them ;)
That's easily fixable. ;)

I now have bills on my desk. :(

credobyte
August 2nd, 2009, 08:15 PM
Passport.. contract.. unknown cds.. everything fits. I was almost sure that you are leaving to windows :D

The true story is quite sad .. Passport is on my desk because yesterday someone ( doctor ) pulled out my teeth :-#
Contract .. it was signed already a few months ago, so .. :p
CD's - got them from my cousin and not really interested in knowing what's inside ( all I need is already installed/downloaded ).

wgarider
August 4th, 2009, 03:34 AM
Cable modem
2 Routers
monitor
KVM switch
keyboard
mouse
PC that's being built
Powershell book
MCITP book
video adaptor for TV
external hard drive
phone
pens
platypus

DougieFresh4U
August 4th, 2009, 05:13 AM
you asked...

armageddon08
August 4th, 2009, 05:26 AM
My Desk's got:
1. Lappy
2. External HDD
3. Cellphone
4. Handycam
5. CD Case
6. A few books

Sinkingships7
August 4th, 2009, 08:13 AM
- Surge protector
- The left, center, and right speakers of my 5.1 Logitech Z-5500's, as well as the control pod.
- One glove
- My stereo remote
- Some mail
- Some Thursday CD's
- Left 4 Dead
- A tape measure
- Terminator Salvation (movie)
- CD for my router
- A picture of my girlfriend and I
- Burned CD's (mostly Linux, and some utils)
- Scotch tape
- Three-drawer mini organizer, with pencil holder
- One empty glass
- Tissues
- A modem
- A landline phone
- My tiny stuffed polar bear (SAVE THE POLAR BEARS :D)
- A bunch more music CD's
- A bunch of blank CD-R's
- A small three-compartment mail slot thing
- Febreze
- Monitor wipes
- My 21" LCD monitor

It's not close to as messy as it sounds. My desk is a corner desk and builds up with two more shelves, so it's actually pretty neat and organized.

amitabhishek
August 4th, 2009, 09:03 AM
you asked...

Holy God!!! :shock:

credobyte
August 4th, 2009, 09:09 AM
you asked...

Pretty scarry :shock:

moster
August 4th, 2009, 09:14 AM
you asked...
One picture truly worth 1000 words :)

Sand & Mercury
August 4th, 2009, 09:19 AM
I'm not at home, I'm just sitting in my ex-gf's work at a desk upstairs. There is:

Lappy
2L bottle of Nestea
A small pile of business cards
A cup with some pens and a stapler in it
2 empty drink bottles (it's hot here and there's no air con)

Robin Borninkhof
August 4th, 2009, 09:46 AM
On my desk @ work

-My keyboard
-2 monitors
-A cup of coffee
-My phone
-My mobile-phone
-A notepad
-3 ballpoints
-A half emty pack of smokes
-My wallet
-Post-it's
-A headset
-A few work memo's

Giant Speck
August 4th, 2009, 09:57 AM
you asked...

It doesn't look that mesWHY ARE THERE DENTURES JUST SITTING THERE?!?

The Toxic Mite
August 4th, 2009, 10:45 AM
A camcorder
A monitor with a USB hub blu-tacked to it
£2.10
A box with an empty cereal bowl sitting on it
A keyboard
A mousemat with a mouse on it
A ballpoint pen

Giant Speck
August 4th, 2009, 10:49 AM
Two empty bottles of Coke Zero
Laptop
Cooling pad for laptop
Printer
Colonial Candle Simply Vanilla jar candle on a candle warmer
Open bag of Planters Daybreak Blend Berry Almond Trail Mix
Empty pint-sized container of Breyers Reese's Peanut Butter Cup ice cream
Pair of scissors





Update!

MellonCollie
August 4th, 2009, 11:35 AM
2 Monitors (Samsung SyncMaster 226BW, Mitsubishi Diamond Pro 930sb)
'The Wildlife Year' book (My 226BW sits atop this)
3 pound coins
A very small circular magnet
A lump of Blu-tack
My house key with Nintendo64 controller keyring
140mm Antec TriCool fan
2 Microfibre cloths
Grado SR-60 headphones
500GB Western Digital MyBook external USB hard-drive
Motorola SB5101e Surfboard cable modem
A small Maglite torch
A black leather Fuji pouch thing that is home to my Fuji Finepix F100FD
Plantronics DSP500 headset
Sony Ericsson K800i phone
Linksys WRT54GL router

My desk is usually littered with letters and CDs and things like that, but yesterday I executed stage 1 of 'Operation Cleanup', so it's looking quite neat and tidy.

madnessjack
August 4th, 2009, 12:51 PM
I'm at work so post-its, phone, plastic cups, fan, hand cream and at a guess about 50 travel brochures (I work for a travel company :P)

moster
August 4th, 2009, 12:53 PM
It doesn't look that mesWHY ARE THERE DENTURES JUST SITTING THERE?!?

Wild guess would be, resting from the lunch :)

(But, I was wrong before)

Giant Speck
August 4th, 2009, 12:59 PM
Wild guess would be, resting from the lunch :)

(But, I was wrong before)

Well... um... he could at least put them in a cup!

*shudders*

I remember when my father got his first dentures...

moster
August 4th, 2009, 01:06 PM
Well... um... he could at least put them in a cup!

*shudders*

I remember when my father got his first dentures...

Yes.. I remember my grandma... She used to put it in glass with water and some pill to clean itself for next snack. :)

Oh, I do not want to get old :)

credobyte
August 4th, 2009, 01:12 PM
DVD-R .. Microsoft Windows XP SP3 :p

The Toxic Mite
August 4th, 2009, 01:27 PM
DVD-R .. Microsoft Windows XP SP3 ( pirated version :twisted: ).

LOLZ!

To all police officers that might be reading this: DO NOT ARREST THIS GUY!

Kopachris
August 4th, 2009, 01:30 PM
Some sheet music
Some blueprints (mine) (Photosmart C6180 prints nice graph paper, wanted to use it)
PowerBook G4 tethered to my desktop machine (PB gives Dino internet through eth0), the power outlet on the other side of the room, and a set of speakers.
Logitech B-Tooth mouse and pad (PowerBook)
A defunct M$ B-Tooth presenter mouse (keep it for the laser)
A B-Tooth Mighty Mouse
Old M$ USB optical mouse and pad, old M$ ergonomic keyboard (Dinosaur)
19" Acer X193W (mostly for Dinosaur, but sometimes for PowerBook)
A cup of coffee
Some spare change
A small chunk of iron that might be meteoritic
Wallet
Cup of pens and pencils (it's a coffee mug that says "Computer Geek", but the handle broke off)
A skewer
A broken electric pencil sharpener
an LG Chocolate 2
A CD book
A 5mm loopback cable
A DV Firewire cable
A broken WUSB54G
An old digital camera
Some Post-It note pads
Case to Brain Age 2
A couple dead batteries
My Sansa C250 (w/ Rockbox)
Kingston microSD adapters (in plastic case)
A stick of chap-stick
A DS9-era commbadge (from Star Trek: The Experience) with the pins broken off
Pocket Truck Stop Guide (12th ed.)
A desklamp
A jar full of dead batteries and dead Pilot G2 cartridges
A lava lamp with a dead bulb
A hunk of red navajo sandstone

Yeah, my desk is a mess. I'm going to go get more coffee.

Giant Speck
August 4th, 2009, 01:31 PM
DVD-R .. Microsoft Windows XP SP3 ( pirated version :twisted: ).

Oh noes.

credobyte
August 4th, 2009, 01:37 PM
Oh noes.

It's not mine + VirtualBox is the only reason why I have it there ( only for today ) :)

The Real Dave
August 4th, 2009, 07:33 PM
Quite alot really, cluttered :(

>4 sheets of A4 Paper, 3 blank, 1 with instructions for moving a the home dir a separate partition.
>USB cable for my mobile phone
>My telephone bill (ISP trouble)
>My electricity bill (paying)
>My keys
>A biro
>A pair of headphones
>Monitor
>Microphone
>Speakers
>Webcam
>Mobile Phone
>Old lollipop stick
>5 Euro note
>Deck of Cards
>iPod Nano 4th Gen
>Box that the iPod came it
>Ubuntu 9.04 x64 Server disk
>Manual for my new flatscreen TV
>Another biro (hiding)
>A pair of sony walkman headphones
>A metal 3.5" drive blanker
>A DVD-RW (Vista)
>Floppy Disk (TOMSRTBT)
>Another floppy disk, in case
>Ubuntu 5.10 disks
>Sticky notes
>Spiral Notepad
>Ubuntu 9.04 x86 Desktop Disk
>o2 Sim card pack
>Damn Small Linux CD
>Ubuntu Stickers
>PC Utilities DVD
>Router Manual
>Piece of paper with an email address written on it
>Timetable for a week in Uni
>Email Printout
>Application letters from the bands that were at my school's Blastbeat
Concert
>512Mb iDisgo MP3 Player
>128Mb No brand MP3 Player
>Bluetooth Dongle driver disk (one of those tiny little ones =] =] =])
>Router install disk (Windows only)
>M$ Works 8.5 disk (original)
>CD in a jewel case that I have no idea whats on :D
>A bank money bag
>Another scrap of paper
>A pack of staples (hiding behind monitor)

I didn't think ye'd believe me, so I'll add a photo :D :lolflag: Phone ain't shown in the photo because it took it ;)

epsolon77
August 4th, 2009, 08:07 PM
Wow what a can of worms to open up!
At work (where I am now) I have 3 monitors, 4 computers in various states of disrepair, a big fancy phone, papers, papers and more papers, cords like I wouldn't believe, a laptop that is refusing to let windows be installed on it (while I congratulate the laptop on it's efforts, the poor lady who needs it won't learn linux), a battery back up with a blown battery, hepa filter (mspraying out these computers gets dusty) empty bag from roy rogers, about 20 light bulbs, an empty tea cup :(, jar of peanut butter and a mostly empty bottle of tylenol.

Now at home I have a 26" monitor, keyboard and trackball mouse, a tub of misc computer parts, my computer dissection tools and an authentic F-14 flight helmet complete with oxygen mask just waiting to get hooked into my computer :-).

heroidi
August 6th, 2009, 12:33 AM
Blank CDs
Ubuntu CDs
Whatever CDs
Stereo System
Monitor
Webcam
Some Photos
Mobile Phone
Bluetooths
Some Notebooks
A few Books More BOOKS
3 Hard Drives
A Newspaper
OHP-CD Pen
Some Mail
Pudding dish
Linux Distros
well you can see...
this is my desk
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7251/hero001p.th.jpg (http://img233.imageshack.us/i/hero001p.jpg/)
and my keyboard
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/5968/09012008001.th.jpg (http://img136.imageshack.us/i/09012008001.jpg/)

RiceMonster
August 6th, 2009, 01:07 AM
Computer (monitor, keyboard/mouse, speakers, tower)
Change
Blank CDs
Wallet
Alarm clock
Headphones

computerkid2000
August 8th, 2009, 09:34 AM
wireless router
a foam cup
an ADSL modem
some deodorant
a pen
LOTS OF cds
a box of linux distros!:KS
a wine glass of water
a $40 best buy gift card
a spot for my net book
50 cents
in my box of linux distros:
ubuntu 9.04
damn small linux
3 cds of cluster knoppix
and some other random distros!

Soley
August 8th, 2009, 09:43 AM
My monitor
Speakers
A black sharpie marker
A red sharpie marker
Scrap paper for some reason (most likely my wife's doing)
A spindle of cds
My only guitar pick :( I really need to go buy more. Guitar Center is like a mile away.
My keyboard & mouse
A rubik's cube

starcannon
August 8th, 2009, 10:23 AM
I have a desk?
*Ponders pile with monitor poking out of it...*

mystmaiden
August 8th, 2009, 12:43 PM
Let's see..

the cat
the cat's food dish because she won't eat unless she's right next to me
2 towers
external drive
kvm
monitor
a thingy the monitor sits on with space underneath
dr pepper
speakers
speaker woofer thing (scientific term!)
adding machine
basket overflowing with bills.. *sighs*
ibuprophen

:o

Oh - I forgot the package of fish hooks!

Bungo Pony
August 8th, 2009, 01:12 PM
Where to start?

- USB flash drives galore
- Router
- Empty can of coke
- Wire cutters
- Cassette of "Louise Tucker - Midnight Blue"
- Nail clippers
- A microcassette of ???
- Some master CDs of music I've written
- Blank CDs
- A cassette copy of "Gaye Bykers on Acid - Stewed to the Gills"
- A cassette copy of "Khool Yule"
- A cassette copy of "Joey De Leon - Joeyrassic"
- A CD of "That Dog - Totally Crushed Out"
- Windows instructions on how to connect to remote desktop for work
- DSL Modem
- TRS-80 Pocket computer

I don't feel like looking to see what's creeped behind my computer monitor

sideaway
August 9th, 2009, 03:42 AM
Jeepers, here we go:

- Two laptops
- a caseless P4 server
- Two lamps
- camera
- steroid cream
- bra
- a PSU
- router
- gigabit switch
- wireless router
- keyboard
- three mice
- two mugs
- two mobile phones
- ipod
- Toshiba Gigabeat
- a pair of speakers
- 70 cents
- can of coke
- three sets of headphones
- sunglasses
- toilet paper
- batteries (about 9)
- 100 blank DVDs
- several linux distros
- a crap load of pens
- CD case
- IR Remote and reciever
- two sets of keys
- nail clippers
- tool kit
- empty pint glass
- reciepts/bills/paperwork
- wallet
- traffic fine (:()
- car headunit's faceplate
- empty pack of eclipse
- various bags and empty packaging
- refill pad
- two sets of car keys

Think that's about all, various smaller stuff like business cards/screws/cables etc as well. No monitor, it just died, need to buy a new one.
http://www.hdimage.org/images/o00jen163hcitgzglo0y_thumb.jpg (http://www.hdimage.org/viewer.php?file=o00jen163hcitgzglo0y.jpg)
Some of the stuff didn't make it into the photo, room's too small couldn't get back far enough to fit whole desk.

Redache
August 9th, 2009, 03:57 AM
Phone
Cranberry Air Freshner
Empty Bottle of Pepsi Max
Ashtray
Speakers
Monitor
Alesis IO2 USB Soundcard
Call of Duty 2
Walking in Glass - Iain Banks
LCD Screen Cleaner
Anti-Perspirant
USB Hub
Flash Drive
MP3 Cable
Proco Turbo Rat
A Fork
A 3.5mm to 1/4" Adapter
A CD of Unknown Contents
Tobacco
Rizla's.

doorknob60
August 9th, 2009, 04:03 AM
Lol :D

http://i26.tinypic.com/2saf53c_th.jpg (http://i26.tinypic.com/2saf53c.jpg)

hellion0
August 9th, 2009, 05:48 AM
Here goes. Wrapping in code tags, because there's a lot of stuff.


- Optiplex
- Monitor
- Scanner
- Car ashtray
- Pack of cigs
- Two lighters
- Two cig rolling machines
- Seven empty glasses
- Empty 32oz gas station cup
- Empty 44oz gas station cup
- Empty 64oz gas station cup
- Empty two-liter bottle
- Six hoop earrings
- Desk light
- Speakers
- Three pencil sharpeners
- Ubuntu Server 9.04 PPC install CD
- Protractor
- Studio headphones
- Portable headphones
- Bag of rubberbands
- Small pink fan
- AAA batteries
- Bottle of nail polish
- Four rulers
- USB-to-PS/2 adapter
- USB cable for digital camera
- USB cable for cellphone
- Two short USB extension cables
- Rolling papers
- Bag of tobacco
- Spindle of blank DVDs
- Spindle of video DVDs and CDs
- Spindle of software CDs and DVDs (mostly versions of Linux)
- External DVD+R DL burner
- Screwdriver bits
- Seven cents.

...I don't get around to cleaning often.

bigbrovar
August 9th, 2009, 07:33 AM
Nokia E71
Nokia N810
xps M1330
Wireless mouse
Suremen Anti-Antiperspirant
Jelly hair cream
14 inch TV
rewritable DVD
pouch
pen
2 Ten Naira Note (currency)
1 Twenty Naira Note
Comb
Usb flash drive
bunch of keys

TuckLive
August 10th, 2009, 11:04 AM
My normal desk clutter:

Drinks
Bills
Blank CD's / Linux distro CD's
Notepad
Candle

The Toxic Mite
August 10th, 2009, 11:58 AM
11 resistors
a resonator
a crystal
an electrolytic capacitor
a ceramic capacitor
a diode
a less-than-half-completed alarm clock
a pigeonhole with its Pending tray removed
USB hub
touchscreen monitor
Mousemat and mouse
keyboard
a piece of paper
passport-sized pictures of myself
a set of keys
my school tie
A load of crumbs :P

computerkid2000
August 10th, 2009, 12:07 PM
wireless router

an adsl modem

a pen
lots of cds
a box of linux distros!:ks
a wine glass of water
a $40 best buy gift card
a spot for my net book
50 cents
in my box of linux distros:
Ubuntu 9.04
damn small linux
3 cds of cluster knoppix
reactos live cd
and some other random distros!


update!

markbuntu
August 11th, 2009, 11:59 PM
hmmm....

20 inch monitor
24 inch monitor with webcam perched on top
19 inch monitor
ethernet switch
wireless router
dsl modem
Korg nanokey
korg nanopad
korg nanocontrol
microphone
aspire one
4 usb sticks
glasses case
5 pens
multiple scraps of paper with passwords
ashtray
smokes
a cold beer
keyboard
mouse
stereo remote control
an old battery for the aspire one
a bunch of cables that go places

Don't ask whats underneath the desk....

jonobr
August 12th, 2009, 12:01 AM
Chaos, total Chaos

The Toxic Mite
August 12th, 2009, 12:08 AM
A pigeonhole with its Pending tray removed, and with an Argos catalogue, wallet, less-than-half-completed alarm clock, a piece of paper, a tie and a dish sitting on it.
An empty dish
An empty mug
Young Scot card
USB hub
cables
mousemat with mouse
keyboard

Cam42
August 12th, 2009, 12:13 AM
you asked...

Ha! I have that keyboard!

Cam42
August 12th, 2009, 01:00 AM
Well, what's on your desk?
Me?

Hacky Sack
A few blank CDs
Speakers
Monitor
My Cell Phone
An old PCI Video card
a couple of computer mice
my keyboard
Tape dispenser
pencil cup
various USB Cables
Rattle and Hum DVD
Printer
my 5 subject spiral notebook from last school year
Binder full of various Linux Distros
Woodstock Moleskine Link (http://www.moleskine.com/about_us/news/moleskine_goes_to_woodstock.php)
History of Moleskine
various USB Cables
2 flash drives
Clipboard
How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb
$0.28
Scientific Calculator
Roll of scotch tape

..

MoneyBagz
August 12th, 2009, 01:06 AM
A laptop
A phone
A bamboo plant
A printer
3 calculators
A cup with 3 pens.
An unfinished rubiks cube
Some folders
A harry potter book
My cellphone
a statue of an eagle

#11u-max
August 12th, 2009, 01:12 AM
ubuntu laptop
iPenguin
mp3 player [30gb zen!!!]
ubuntu live cd
a pack of guitar strings
my tv
remote control for said tv
blank dvd's
cd cleaner
printer
radar gun
last, but not least............ my elbows!

BslBryan
August 12th, 2009, 01:14 AM
An HP Pavillion laptop, a Brother all-in-one, some Altec Lansing speakers and a subwoofer, a flash drive, a tape dispenser that doubles as a USB hub, a staple-free stapler, and a half-empty cup of Earl Grey. :-)

sdlynx
August 12th, 2009, 01:16 AM
what desk =D

vrkalak
August 12th, 2009, 01:19 AM
There's a desk, under all this?? :P

rifak
August 12th, 2009, 01:25 AM
laptop
19" flatron
speakers
keyboard/mouse
NASA mouse pad
some pens/pencils
a canister of animal crackers
mountain dew can
linux pocket guide
c++ and fortran reference books

racerraul
August 12th, 2009, 01:34 AM
Atari 7800
Atari 800xl
Custom SI Joystick
1 17" TV\Monitor
1 24" Monitor
Keyboard Mice
Windows XP work Laptop
Flatbed Scanner
Speaker Phone
Lamp
F C R with sub under desk and Pioneer 5 Channel PreAmp Receiver for sound.

XxionxX
August 12th, 2009, 04:22 AM
monitor
speakers
cellphone
soda can
assorted papers
needles (my gf is diabetic)
fig newtons
dishes
assorted art

RedSingularity
August 12th, 2009, 04:25 AM
- Pens
- Monitor
- Webcam
- Light
- Flash drives
- Knife
- Speakers
- Shotgun round
- And a phone

sdlynx
August 12th, 2009, 04:32 AM
My normal desk clutter:

Drinks
Bills
Blank CD's / Linux distro CD's
Notepad
Candle

omg its so clean lol

MikeTheC
August 12th, 2009, 07:39 AM
Do you mean in general, in principle, or right this second?

moster
August 12th, 2009, 09:51 AM
- Pens
- Monitor
- Webcam
- Light
- Flash drives
- Knife
- Speakers
- Shotgun round
- And a phone
Is that against viruses? If they ever crawl out of computer?

:-k

RedSingularity
August 12th, 2009, 09:35 PM
Is that against viruses? If they ever crawl out of computer?

:-k


Lol.....not a bad idea. Better to be safe than sorry.

MikeTheC
August 12th, 2009, 10:20 PM
Well, at the moment my computer room is empty having just completed a painting and closet renovation. As it stands, my desk is in the living room and has piles of crap sitting on it.

Ask me again when everything's restored back to normal.

keiichidono
August 13th, 2009, 04:39 AM
I've got my glasses towel, loaded beretta 96g (gun), pen, paper, wifi dongle.

Kopachris
August 13th, 2009, 05:32 AM
loaded beretta 96g (gun)
I guess that's the RL equivalent of a firewall, isn't it?

Chemical Imbalance
August 13th, 2009, 05:36 AM
I guess that's the RL equivalent of a firewall, isn't it?

More like the RL equiv. of a DDOS. :)

Anyways, here is my desk:

124690

I'm a bit of a neat-freak.

moster
August 13th, 2009, 03:16 PM
More like the RL equiv. of a DDOS. :)

Anyways, here is my desk:

124690

I'm a bit of a neat-freak.

O, it seems so cleeean. I'll bet if some junkie leave his needles on your table he will NOT get infected. :)

df6269
August 13th, 2009, 03:58 PM
Eeepc 1000H
22" LCD monitor and printer and so on...

credobyte
August 13th, 2009, 06:12 PM
Pretty busy desktop ..


24 DVD's
Pentax ( Digital camera )
Coca-Cola
A cup of coffee
Passport
Hairbrush
Wallet

hessiess
August 13th, 2009, 06:16 PM
monitor, keyboard and rat.

Chemical Imbalance
August 13th, 2009, 11:31 PM
o, it seems so cleeean. I'll bet if some junkie leave his needles on your table he will not get infected. :)

lol :D

blackjack09
August 14th, 2009, 05:39 AM
lol , my coffee mug,my mobile,couple of pens, bits of paper to write on, my head phones and a USB connector. Clean aint it ??

Maheriano
August 18th, 2009, 06:44 PM
Mine's a mess, we'll start right to left.

- Coke fridge that stores 6 cans, there's only 2 in it now.
- Box of 8 inch floppy Dysan discs from 1988. These predate the 5 1/4 floppies.
- heater/fan for the winter months when the building heat goes haywire
- HP office keyboard
- 19 inch LCD ViewSonic monitor
- 22 inch LCD Samsung monitor on adjustable swivel stand
- 3 empty Coke cans
- office telephone.....I don't even know my own number nor the voicemail password
- paper filer (in/out box)
- mostly completed sudoku puzzle
- Post-It notes pad
- notebook
- 2 sets of disposable chopsticks in case I buy sushi and forget them.
- drywall screws for a coworker
- single port ADSL modem
- Auto Mag rapid fire elastic band shooter
- 6 shot Nerf rapid fire dart gun shooter (darts are all over the office somewhere)
- Life Is Crap daily calendar (wanted Dilbert but ended up with this)
- full case of empty Coke cans
- Rubik's cube (I can do it consistently in 75 seconds)
- Kleenex box
- My Blackberry plugged into charger and plugged into my earphones, playing my music

That's all for on top of my desk.

PurposeOfReason
August 20th, 2009, 03:53 AM
I now have two desks. I had to get the second because next week I will be adding:
Harman Kardon 3390 AV Reciever
Energy c-100 speakers
Pro-ject Debut III turntable

New pic once I get it all set up.

elliotn
August 20th, 2009, 04:04 AM
I'll start at work,

2 file trays, 2 proline monitors, inter quad core pc, telephone, pen box, headphones, a printer and a rat,
Home

A monitor, a pc, a rat, SE usb cable, samsung usb cable, mic, Sony Amplifier, sony dvd player, a printer, cd safe storage box, bluetooth dongle. Its not as clean as it may sound its messy believe me

scouser73
August 20th, 2009, 09:00 AM
1 - Maxtor 1TB External HDD
2 - Maxtor 500GB External HDD's x 4
3 - LaCie 250GB External HDD
4 - Acer X203H 20" Widescreen Monitor
5 - NEC AccuSync LCD92VM 19" Monitor
6 - Keyboard, Belkin Optical Mouse & Mouse mat
7 - Wallet & house keys, CD, glasses case, phone & CD marker pen

LookTJ
August 20th, 2009, 09:21 AM
TV
Cell phone
a bag of shredded money
mouse
keyboard
laptop
schedule for class
chapstick
flash drive

Nevon
August 20th, 2009, 09:35 AM
Right now I don't have a desk.

Chrus
August 20th, 2009, 09:49 AM
Ive actually cleaned up recently... so this list could of been a lot longer.

-tv remote
-screwdriver
-sticky tape
-iPhone
-programming text book
-a peg
-monitor
-soundblaster, speakers and remote
-lamp
-lava lamp
-computer
-lip balm
-clock radio
-ipod dock
-ugly doll
-Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley
-4x trolls
-a dragon
-galileo thermometer
-pile of screws
-camera
-2x HDDs

PurposeOfReason
August 28th, 2009, 11:20 PM
Updated with new toys:

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs22/300W/f/2009/240/b/1/Workplace_by_PurposeOfReason.png (http://purposeofreason.deviantart.com/art/Workplace-131554157)

la boom
August 28th, 2009, 11:29 PM
None of your business.

Chemical Imbalance
August 29th, 2009, 03:42 AM
Updated with new toys:


Yay, pictures.


None of your business.

Yikes

dragos240
August 29th, 2009, 03:48 AM
Stuff.

matchstich
August 29th, 2009, 04:44 AM
tons of junk
bottle of oxycotin
book of stamps
business crds
pliers
nail clippers
ash trays
mints
tape
knifes
watch
pens
mic
address book
check book
truck stop guide
lighters
bills
measuring tape
batteries
canned air
flash light
envelopes
tissues
padlocks
shoe polish
copies of ubuntu install discs
cameras
glasses
chap stick
tubes of adhesive
super glue
fused lighter plug
magnifying glasses
leatherman
zebra ink refills
old cell phones
push pins
a calender
store cards
stapler
staples
3 d glasses
writing pads
film canisters
string
gift cards
pc speakers
etc, etc

Cam42
September 10th, 2009, 07:19 PM
Orange LG enV
2 incredible speakers
Lexmark X2600 printer
Beautiful new flat panel monitor.
Desk organizer, with four pens, three flash drives, and a penny inside of it
New keyboard.
Micro$oft mouse.
Generic Microphone.
and a flathead screw.

Cam42
October 12th, 2009, 04:41 AM
Umm.. I've gotten a new desk since I've posted here.

Orange LG enV
a docked Handspring Visor (yes, you read that right)
Logitech Trackman Wheel
Swiss Army Knife
Post-it notes
A lamp
17"Monitor
speakers
a mesh desktop organizer, with 3 pens in it.
Lexmark Printer (on top of this, are the driver CDs and the Manual for my mouse)
2 rubber bands.

gosh, I thought I had less stuff on this than I did before.

EDIT: Oh, and here's a picture, if you'd like
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2558/4003773494_0479cb13ab.jpg
note, that the enV is not in the picture. I used it to take the picture.

coldReactive
October 12th, 2009, 04:51 AM
Here's the list of mine:

Canon PIXMA MP190 Printer
Flash CS3 Professional (Education Edition)
My Wallet
A rag
an almost empty clear tape
an address on a sheet of scrap paper
mechanical pencil
1 GB Laptop Memory in a plastic case
scissors
mechanical eraser
two cup things that prevent moisture from going on the desk
Hanspree HF199H Monitor (19" can go up to 1080p)
Linksys WRT320N
MiniUSB to USB Cable that can charge a dualshock 3
notes on how to install nvidia via tty
statement that has my check account number so I can login to my online branch
wild arms 2 bookmark I made out of ascii art
2 GB SanDisk Cruzer Micro
My tower desktop
Pepper Shaker w/ Pepper Inside
Rubber Band
Twist Tie (White) & Twist Tie (Black)
My Watch
Toshiba SuperMulti DVD-ROM Drive, in its box, ready to be sold.

Dimitriid
October 12th, 2009, 05:35 AM
Too many things to mention. Of the top of my head:

PC
Netbook ( sits on top of my Centurion Case )
Nintendo DS
Several USB flash drives, microsd cards and readers
Like at least 20 jewel cd cases.
D10 dice
Several Game and PC part boxes
Too many papers to count
An old 10gb hard drive
Cellphone
Wallet
keys
A bottle of thad iodine thing used for wounds
Talcum powder
A Mr. Burns action figure
One of my 5.1 speakers ( front right channel )
Tons of cables ( USB, Audio, Mouse, Ethernet, Etc )unplugged
2wire Ethernet gateway
Blank DVD towers ( like 4 of them )
Like 3 or 4 plastic bags
4 or 5 game manuals ( I really need to save those since they have valid cd keys )
Broken Cellphone in pieces
2 pairs of headphones, one working, one hands free headphone plug for nokia
Asus mobo manual, tons of other manuals

Thats just what I can see without removing crap off the desk to see what is buried beneath that. And that is just one of the 2 computer desks I have in my room, and that is just on top of it I have 3x more crap underneath.

I really need to stop procrastinating and clean up :(

Exodist
October 12th, 2009, 05:49 AM
I keep a clean desk and a pic of my daughter on my desk. So just the basics, PC, Monitor, Speakers, Mouse & Pad and Keyboard.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_04pMYWw39X4/Ssh4m7GsDVI/AAAAAAAAAK8/hGmnEnJwPgE/s800/pc1.png


Other pics of my PC http://picasaweb.google.com/exodist2009/MyPCOct2009#

Grifulkin
October 12th, 2009, 05:56 AM
Desktop
Old Laptop
External Hard drive(500gb)
Thumbdrive (4gb)
TI-83
Battery for Old Laptop
Remote to my Television and Stereo
Stapler
Staple remover
Extra hard drive for Old Laptop
Pencils, erasers
Random cords for my Blackberry and camera
Oh, and Paper Clips

EnGorDiaz
October 12th, 2009, 06:24 AM
loads of cds my computer duh my mac powerbook phone ciggarettes games and shiz

Cam42
October 12th, 2009, 04:00 PM
I keep a clean desk and a pic of my daughter on my desk. So just the basics, PC, Monitor, Speakers, Mouse & Pad and Keyboard.

*PICTURE HERE*

Other pics of my PC http://picasaweb.google.com/exodist2009/MyPCOct2009#
AH! I have those headphones!

argos3016
October 12th, 2009, 05:15 PM
The computer, mouse, external hard drive, pendrive, mobile phone and a cientific calculator.
Any more!!!:(

Old Marcus
October 12th, 2009, 05:36 PM
Monitor
Speakers
Water canteen
pen pot
screwdriver
binoculars
home made (when I was about 3) snow globe
dolphin from a dead snow globe
Laptop 3G card aerial
Phone charger
Mouse
keyboard
two plates
wallet

Anything else? ;)

Berk
October 12th, 2009, 06:16 PM
From right to left, so I can keep track of what I list:

Portable CD player with the Musical Version ofWar of the Worlds in it.
Lecture notes on canine genetics and breeding.
Laptop on a fan cooled stand.
External HDD in one of those USB caddy things.
Camera battery charger.
Fine line permanent marker.
Recycled car tyre mouse mat.
MX 518 mouse.
Pen stolen from work in Australia.
A tobacco tin full of sugar and tea bags.
A tobacco tin full of broken off spaghetti sticks. (From my time quitting.)
Bookmark.
Lecture notes on Instinct and Ritualisation.
Bat Conservation Trust leaflet.
Stella bottle cap.
Bus time table.
Recipe for cooking venison that I scrawled down.
A USB cable for my camera.
My girlfriends pen knife.
A stone.
A bootable USB with Crunchbang on it.
A bulldog clip.
A pen.
A microphone for a headset.
An allen key.
A safety pin.
Another Stella bottle cap.
A receipt.
USB bluetooth dongle.
DVI to VGA adapter.
Sweat band... Possibly the most random thing there.
A book stand.
A stick of RAM.
A packet of Arnica tablets.
Girlfriends digital SLR.
A packet of blu tack.
Stack of paper holder things with printing paper.

That's the bottom layer, the raised layer has:

Tippex.
Scientific calculator.
Hair band..
Part of a sprite bottle label.
Piece of card from my girl.
A piece of blu tack with an acorn stuck into it.
2 Stella bottle caps.
Monitor.
Cordless mouse with the batteries poking out.
Box of tissues.
Teapot.
Super glue.
Beer can with the top removed to turn it into a pen holder.
A glass full of sugar.
A winny the pooh notebook...
A guide on Harvard referencing.
A speaker.
A Flip Video recorder.
A sheet of rules for Mordheim.


So much stuff.

t0p
October 12th, 2009, 07:10 PM
On my desk at this very moment:

Computer Tower
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
Speakers
Book on HTML
Book on C++
Handheld electric fan
Cellphone
TV remote control
Pack of cigarette papers
3 lighters
Coffee cup containing cold black coffee

It's actually remarkably tidy at the moment, compared to what it's usually like.

xpod
October 12th, 2009, 08:53 PM
Up top...
Photo of children
2 monitors...one with a "post it" note with xxx`s from the wife.
Little platform to raise the 19" level with the 22"
2 speakers
Glass Rose inscribed with "mum"
2.5" 150GB Sata drive
Nail clippers
3 cd markers
1 biro
Paracetamol
Hair bobble
Ashtray
Cigarette papers
2 sticks of laptop memory
Pkt of 50mm slot screws & nuts
5p piece
1p piece

Down on the bottom...
Photo of wife
Printer
Speaker Sub
2 x wireless keyboard/mouse receivers/chargers, one with mouse.
Camera
Router
Battery charger with replacement batteries
250GB external hard drive
Best dad in the world rubber coaster
Flash drive
Geovision GV800 manual
A previous "post it" note with xxx`s from wife
4 hair bobbles.
Car keys
sd card with Orphcrack
sc card with.....stuff
ddst chip

A bit of a mess to be honest.

sandyd
October 12th, 2009, 09:23 PM
laptop dock (laptop docked)
two monitors
pair of needle-nose pliers
SATA disk that i just dropped down the stairs yesterday. (makin weird grinding sounds now, don't trust it)
SSD that im backing the SATA drive up to.
flashlight
keys
my calculus homework.
DVD+- R Drive
Wireless ExpressCard
phillips screwdriver.
roberson screwdriver
keyboard
speakers
some infrared diodes
printer
soldering iron
multimeter
partly taken apart desktop
HD camcorder
HTC magic cellphone
2 GB DDR2
box of X10 parts. was gonna install it this weekend but never got a chance....




under the desk
power generator (im in the middle of a street-wide blackout)
some random screws and bolts that fell off the desk while i was combing through my desk

j.bell730
October 12th, 2009, 09:34 PM
Mine...

Book on Python
Book on Blender
Empty Moon Mist bottle
Games for PC, sadly few work in Wine :(
Camera
Speakers
All things associated with the functionality of a computer

sandyd
October 12th, 2009, 09:38 PM
Three empty cans of Coke Zero
Laptop
Cooling pad for laptop
Printer
Yankee Candles Cinnamon & Sugar jar candle on a candle warmer
iPhone
$5 bill
Camera
Checkbook
Empty box of Wheat Thins Fiber Selects, Garden Vegetable flavor
Headphones


thats wayyy to much caffine buddy.....

sports fan Matt
October 12th, 2009, 09:43 PM
-Empty Coffee Cup
-computer (tower on floor)
-coasters
Thats it

PurposeOfReason
October 12th, 2009, 09:57 PM
thats wayyy to much caffine buddy.....
Maybe they've just been there? I've been lazy and have 9 cans of diet 7up on my desk. My desk apartment is actually a decent mess, just haven't had time/motivation to clean in a while.

sandyd
October 12th, 2009, 10:47 PM
- Pens
- Monitor
- Webcam
- Light
- Flash drives
- Knife
- Speakers
- Shotgun round
- And a phone
POLICE! HES THE GUY WHO SHOT MY CAT **runs away**

red_Marvin
October 12th, 2009, 11:14 PM
...Let's see...
From the right-ish:
Wireless netgear router
Logitech MX518 mouse
Sun crt screen
ugly welded boat figure
nut, bolt
Microsoft natural ergonomic keyboard 4k
desk lamp
asus f3t laptop, which is in a physically somewhat crappy state
some sheets of paper with a plethora of notes and doodles
coffee mug
a couple of largeish capacitors
canon eos 350d camera
a glass
bottle of schweppes tonic water
Masks by Terry Prattchett
Two electronics boxes (the flat kind with lots of small compartments)
HP 54503A 500MHz Oscilloscope (2/4 channels working)
old aluminium film jars
power supply for laptop
wacom pen
ball of aluminium foil
breadboard with some components
multimeter
roll of string
250GB external drive
multimeter
...I've probably forgotten about something.

Ruiizu1990
November 17th, 2009, 10:33 PM
~Speakers
~PC monitor
~Keyboard
~Mouse mat
~Mouse
~Plastic drawers containing CDs, cables, and various odds and ends
~A sharpie marker

Supertramp1138
November 17th, 2009, 10:38 PM
*printer
*tower
*keyboard/mouse
*pc screen
*5 xbox 360 games
*salvador dali book
*blank dvds
*headphones
*wire stripper

arnab_das
November 17th, 2009, 10:42 PM
monitor, mouse, modem, headphones, DVD RW and CD RW, landline (didnt have anywhere else to hide it! :P )

JBAlaska
November 17th, 2009, 11:10 PM
Right to left:
DVD-R may be coaster..but I don't remember hence why it's still there.
New tube of cooler master thermal paste.
computer case drive blank 5 1/4, black, metal
empty can or sunkist orange soda.
4 DVD's in a stack 1-ERD commander, 2-winblows 7 ultimate, copy, unused, transformers 2007 dvd-9, copy, 3-DVD+R, may be coaster..but I don't remember hence why it's still there, DVD+R, may be coaster..but I don't remember hence why it's still there.
heatsink from MSI MB northbridge chipset, used
ACER Aspire 6920G Laptop shut down atm.
Empty glass mug, sticky, see sunkist orange soda above.
ritht computer speeker.
Seagate 750GB external firewire HD, sleeping.
computer case screw..no, 2 computer case screws.
ACER AL2416W 24" Monitor, what i'm looking at now.
belt case with 2 4GB thumb drives in it..wait only one, where did that damn thing go..oh yea it's downstairs pluged into another puter..
small phlips screwdriver
black sharpie marker new
black sharpie marker dried up..wait that may be the other way around, not sure hence why they are both still there.
small red Mag-Lite
half used tube of zalman thermal paste
mouse pad from some bank, soiled
Logitech mouse, wireless, model unknown as the number is worn off, blue
Logitech MX-500 wired mouse, dirty
Old receipt from pizza hut with hddtemp daemon string scrawled on it, private phone number of western digital RMA supervisor (US) scrawled on it, Old RMA number scrawled on ti.
Logitech wireless KB, typing on it now.
2-50cents off coupons for Marlboro red cigarettes.
left computer speaker, view blocked by ACER AL2416W 24" Monitor
empty can of sunkist soda.

well the OP asked..

juancarlospaco
November 17th, 2009, 11:13 PM
I got a Desk on my Desk
(moving home)

arnab_das
November 17th, 2009, 11:16 PM
Right to left:
DVD-R may be coaster..but I don't remember hence why it's still there.
New tube of cooler master thermal paste.
computer case drive blank 5 1/4, black, metal
empty can or sunkist orange soda.
4 DVD's in a stack 1-ERD commander, 2-winblows 7 ultimate, copy, unused, transformers 2007 dvd-9, copy, 3-DVD+R, may be coaster..but I don't remember hence why it's still there, DVD+R, may be coaster..but I don't remember hence why it's still there.
heatsink from MSI MB northbridge chipset, used
ACER Aspire 6920G Laptop shut down atm.
Empty glass mug, sticky, see sunkist orange soda above.
ritht computer speeker.
Seagate 750GB external firewire HD, sleeping.
computer case screw..no, 2 computer case screws.
ACER AL2416W 24" Monitor, what i'm looking at now.
belt case with 2 4GB thumb drives in it..wait only one, where did that damn thing go..oh yea it's downstairs pluged into another puter..
small phlips screwdriver
black sharpie marker new
black sharpie marker dried up..wait that may be the other way around, not sure hence why they are both still there.
small red Mag-Lite
half used tube of zalman thermal paste
mouse pad from some bank, soiled
Logitech mouse, wireless, model unknown as the number is worn off, blue
Logitech MX-500 wired mouse, dirty
Old receipt from pizza hut with hddtemp daemon string scrawled on it, private phone number of western digital RMA supervisor (US) scrawled on it, Old RMA number scrawled on ti.
Logitech wireless KB, typing on it now.
2-50cents off coupons for Marlboro red cigarettes.
left computer speaker, view blocked by ACER AL2416W 24" Monitor
empty can of sunkist soda.

well the OP asked..

whoa! dude get married or employ someone! :P kidding of course! no offence.

JBAlaska
November 17th, 2009, 11:19 PM
whoa! dude get married or employ someone! :P kidding of course! no offence.

It's a big desk LOL..

Zoot7
November 17th, 2009, 11:29 PM
Hmm... lets see..

Blank set of CD-RW's
Screwdriver Kit
Wire Stippers
A Collection of over 4TB's in the form of external Hard Drives (mostly full)
Empty Mug
Pack of Cashew Nuts
Desk Lamp
Several Refill Pads and Notes scattered around
A few IEEE Papers
A good few Engineering course books

That's about it I think.

orlox
November 18th, 2009, 12:23 AM
I have kind of a messed up desk :P


nail cutter
3 nail files and a lip moisturizing cream
my glasses
3 screwdrivers
scissors
An usb bluetooth
A book on stellar interiors
The first season of "The universe" on DVD
a ping pong paddle
2 old newspapers
5 cd towers consisting mostly on virgin dvds an cds
About six cd boxes with things I never use
A liquid to remove nail polisher left by my sister
two empty cans of deodorant
A usb reader for flash cards
Some lego pieces and a lego motor
1 glove (of the kind used in constructions)
My wallet
My cellphone
My keys
My cellphone, that just broke today
~$790 Chilean Pesos
Several pills
Feet powder (in a recipient, not loose :P)
A textbook on "Stellar Interiors"
"Origami Zoo" book
Two half-made origamis I scrapped because I made mistakes in the proccess
3 different incomplete decks of cards
Several papers related to my thesis
A remote control for a VHS we disposed several years ago
A box with presentation cards from my brother
A broken light bulb
Milimetric paper
Some drawings...
A camera bag, no camera
2 cellphone chargers, for lost cellphones
This thing used
An opened palm lifedrive
2 computer fans
A toy train wagon
A compass
A plastic green soldier
many little things I don't want to list...

It looks less messier than it reads

The Funkbomb
November 18th, 2009, 12:32 AM
A thumb drive, an open can of soda, a pack of cigarettes, a flashlight, the monitor, mouse and keyboard as well as my trusty ash tray.

-grubby
November 18th, 2009, 12:37 AM
- My "tower"
- 2 speakers
- A keyboard
- A mouse
- A switch
- A modem
- A water bottle
- A cup
- Toilet paper
- My monitor

Riyaan
January 13th, 2010, 02:00 PM
At work:
Laptop
Mouse
A cup
Earphones
A pack of sticking notes.

At home:
Monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
Speakers
Headphones

RabbitWho
January 13th, 2010, 02:37 PM
schoolbooks, dictionary, cds, pens, pencils, supplementary materials, monitor, post its, stapler, bottle of water, blue tack, coffee jar, coaster, scissors, paper-clips.

I'm at work.



whoa! dude get married or employ someone! :P kidding of course! no offence.

Lol! And I get an "infraction" for sexism!

phawnex
January 13th, 2010, 02:41 PM
the wife's 4 university textbooks, external 500gb drive, 2 burned CDRW's, Apple iMac, classic novel:the great gatsby, 5th gen ipod, two dvds, and a binder full of university notes.

Zeik_Tuvai
January 13th, 2010, 02:50 PM
Hmmm..... well lets see... at work (not even going to talk about at home since i was moving and its still a disaster) I have..


My laptop in its docking station
Two 30" monitors
Speakers
Mouse
Keyboard
CAC card reader
A crap load of books(in the shelf, like ASP.NET, JAVA, CCNA and stuff)
Some pinup cheat sheets on common functions, web safe colors, misc CSS and HTML tags
A phone
A GIANT STE phone (if you dont know what it than never mind)
A PDU in the back (who needs powerstips eh?)
Oh and the couple 50 cal rounds i have sitting on my desk


And that should about cover it =^-^=

barnex
January 13th, 2010, 02:51 PM
Laptop.
A bunch of paper with exactly enough space left to place one laptop.
Coffee cup.
Physics books.

EDIT: oh yeah, and at home: about the same but slightly more place for the laptop and no physics books.

TheNessus
January 13th, 2010, 03:14 PM
-A laptop
-A mug pad
-A desk lamp

I like it clean

Cam42
January 13th, 2010, 04:02 PM
Lamp
Monitor
Keyboard
Mouse
Desktop
Earbuds
coaster

other desk:
Monitor
mouse
camera
scale hippie van.

skierkyles
January 13th, 2010, 04:55 PM
My Dell computer
Dual Samsung monitors
An old broken iPod mini
2 dollar bill
Archos 605wifi
Zune 30gb
Eee-PC 900a
Mtn Dew can
Camera case
A bunch of usb cables
Homemade camping stove
White Oakley hat
2 pairs of head phones
Wacom Bamboo writing tablet

mamamia88
January 13th, 2010, 04:56 PM
laptop, netbook, 2 mp3 players

TyrantWave
January 13th, 2010, 05:59 PM
No desk as I'm at home and I use a laptop.

But at uni:

Laptop.
Mouse.
PS2.
TV.

Nice and clean :D

Berk
January 13th, 2010, 06:00 PM
Right, there's the normal (kinda); laptop, monitor, keyboard, mouse, mouse mat, printer, external hard drive.

Then the extra; a paper shredder, mini speakers, new scientist, bank card reader, guide to harvard referencing, bootable USB stick, half a jar of honey, love hearts, cherry throat sweets, some games workshop models under my monitor, a pebble, passport, triangle of toblerone, my eeepc, pen holder made from an old budweiser can, cartridges for printer, wood glue, a bottle of cider (received in payment for services rendered), smiley cup, candles, sticky notes pad, pork scratchings, gloves, another pebble, a pile of cat and animal behaviour books, and 9 petri dishes containing small mammal skulls and mandibles.

scouser73
January 13th, 2010, 06:11 PM
Acer X203H 20" Monitor
NEC Accusync LCD92VM 19" Monitor
500Gb Maxtor External HDD x4
1Tb Maxtor External HDD x1
Keyboard
Belkin Optical Mouse
Belkin USB 7 Port Hub
Wrist Supported Mousemat
LG Viewty Phone
Bluetooth Adapter
CD Coaster [That was originally Windows 7 RC]

suitedaces
January 13th, 2010, 06:35 PM
Laptop
Two pint-glasses (I don't drink alcohol, but I drink diluting juice like there's no tomorrow!)
A half-pint glass (that had milk in it)
A malteasers drink.
Mars drink.
Wallet.
Mathematics of Poker by Bill Chen
Financial Management for International Business by Demirag.
International Financial Management lecture slides
Software cd and manual for my camera.
Scissors
Two PSP umds
TV Remote
Shower Gel
Body Spray
Empty water bottle (evian 1L I believe)
Exam timetable
Unused pair of socks!

Edit, just seen my Samsung Tocco Lite under all that mess!

Matt_Johnson
January 13th, 2010, 06:39 PM
24' Samsung
23' Acer
Gaming Pc
5.1 Surround Sound
Monsoon Speakers
Pspgo
Ps3/xbox 360
logitech g15 keyboard
razer death adder mouse
cell phone
remotes

plurworldinc
January 13th, 2010, 06:40 PM
printer
stack of Linux Format mags
laptop
two monitor for desktop
desktop
stacks of CD & DVD
two 500Gig ext hard drives
speakers
das boot
ninja sword
cellphone
wacom tablet
small box of home made cookies.

alexfish
January 13th, 2010, 07:04 PM
[PDF]
At Commands Manual (http://www.sics.se/%7Ebg/GC75-AT-Commands-R2A.pdf)

Box of mobile dongles (working)


Box of Broken dongles
keyboard
monitor
pencil
note pad
soup plate
dinner plate


two cups one coffee (empty) one cup now fully (red wine) Wolf Blass (President's selection) South Australia Shiraz , Cor Make good wine there . Sorry about the cup President


DUST


Cleaner Cleaner : Please Come Back Promise I will Share My Wine

PurposeOfReason
January 13th, 2010, 10:06 PM
This, plus a new heed canamp not pictured.


http://i49.tinypic.com/143zwr4.png
http://i49.tinypic.com/15fre3n.png
http://i45.tinypic.com/2ptruv4.png

doas777
January 13th, 2010, 10:11 PM
darth vader, amongst other things.

@puropose, thats a heck of a rig. can't stand the sideways monitor though.

PurposeOfReason
January 13th, 2010, 10:17 PM
I love it, quite possibly the most useful thing when coding. Just shove a full screen FF there with whatever you need to read/spec sheats, syntax, etc.

doas777
January 13th, 2010, 10:38 PM
kewl. I stick with the standard dual head layout, since i usually need the DB up on on side and my app on the other. it's weird how I developed habits as to what kind of window goes on what monitor. just one step closer to insanity I suppose.

SteveHillier
January 13th, 2010, 11:00 PM
all right - here goes.
Keyboard
mouse
dead wireless mouse
two rolls of Kodak Colour plus film
two rubbers (pencil erasers to those stateside)
a lens cap
some plastic cards
an empty cup
some indian ink
a monitor
a small notepad
(thats just the 6 inch strip on the right hand side)
a heap of paper
a tape measure
some elastic bands
some paper clips
an mp3 player
a mini disk player
two stress balls
a PDA
a blotter
a calculator
4 fountain pens
a dead mobile phone
a sharp orgainser
another calculator
a box of Christmas cards
another rubber (Statesiders see above)
a hammer!!!!!
the front spakers of my 5.1 sound system
one of the speakers from my audio system
a roll of wrapping paper
a desk lamp
an inkjet printer
a chess board (with peices laid out)
a letter rack
an audio tape player
a specs case
a putty rubber (not again!)
a pile of scribble paper
a tea cup full or paint brushes (artists)
a tin of drawing pins
a dead ink cartridge
two guitar tuners
some worry beads
some business cards
a key ring
a roll of sellotape
a few CDs
my arms

I would post a picture but I can't find my camera under all this bl...y clutter!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps the desk is only 60 inches by 29 inches. Everything is not laid out neatly, some of is stacked on top of other things. It is less cluttered than my desk at work. It is probably the least clutttered area of my study. A tidy desk is the sign of a sick mind. I am probably having problems adjusting from the years I had to observe the IBM clean desk policy!!

markp1989
January 13th, 2010, 11:07 PM
2 monitors
keyboard
mouse
spare mouse
some glases (drink kind not seing kind)
1 or 2 tin cans
tv/sky remote
head ache tablets.
screw driver set
head ache tablets
bank book
some paper work
phone/ipod
a spindle of blank dvds

SteveHillier
January 13th, 2010, 11:21 PM
I keep a clean desk and a pic of my daughter on my desk. So just the basics, PC, Monitor, Speakers, Mouse & Pad and Keyboard.

Exodist, that's another illusion shattered. Being the avatar king I would have put you at a higher clutter level.

markp1989
January 14th, 2010, 04:04 PM
This, plus a new heed canamp not pictured.



i like the verticle dual monitor, i already have standard 2 head setup, if i ever add a 3rd screen i will probably do it similar to how you have with the verticle sceen, it looks cool

i saw a pic where the person had a verticle monitor in the centre, and 2 wide screen ones each side, it looked very nice, he chose monitors the all fitted together well

Nevon
January 14th, 2010, 04:26 PM
Oh god...

One monitor, four speakers, one printer, three mice (the computer utility variant), nail files, two folders, one binder, three dics spindles, two headphones, one broken Nintendo DS, one cellphone, one iPod Nano, one comb, one stapler, two notebooks, one comic book, one notepad, about 20-25 pens and pencils (and a cup to hold them), a couple of empty cd cases, 2 exams, one menu from a nearby restaurant, some papers and a head scratching thingy.

PhoenixMaster00
January 14th, 2010, 06:31 PM
Whats on my desk *takes a look*

My Laptop
My Mac Mini
Keyboard
Mouse
Nexus One
CDJ1000 Pioneer Mark 3 DJ Decks
Mixer for said decks
Headphones
CD's
Maryland cookies
Cans Of Coke
Speakers

Good thing i have a big desk :D

alexfish
January 15th, 2010, 01:16 PM
This, plus a new heed canamp not pictured.


http://i49.tinypic.com/143zwr4.png
http://i49.tinypic.com/15fre3n.png
http://i45.tinypic.com/2ptruv4.png

Remember that one [ that thing with the pipes ] Re post your system

I asked ,can you get piped music and where do you plug the headphones

Is it working yet Cos I got my headphones ready with the the extension Kit

gnomeuser
January 15th, 2010, 01:38 PM
ah you had to ask just when I messed up my nice and clean desk.

Technology:
2 external USB harddrives
1 Monitor with acer aspire revo r3610 attached
1 external USB dvd burner
1 netbook (Asus EeePC 1002HA)
1 laptop (Lenovo 3000 N100)
1 5.1 surround sound control station
1 Nokia N810
1 HTC Hero
1 Sony Ericsson K610i
1 set of undefined headphones
1 Sansa Fuze 8GB
1 iPod Video 80GB

Misc:
DVDs (Twin Peaks Definitive Gold Box Edition, Flammen & Citronen, The Thomas Crown Affair, Entrapment, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Omar Marzouk Standup DVDs, Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden)
Endless selection of USB cables (is it so hard to agree on a connector people?)
Pictures
Pens
Lighters
Assorted Crap

Wow.. I need to tidy up

d3v1150m471c
January 15th, 2010, 01:42 PM
An ashtray I jokingly call the chia pet. (haven't emptied it in about a week)
Printer
Speakers
The bottomless mug o'coffee
Lighter
Marlboros
Some obscure piece of plastic that I've chewed into several pieces
My laptop

rahulkumarc
January 15th, 2010, 01:46 PM
My laptop
wireless mouse
a paper cup
phone
a backpack [that I use to carry my laptop around]

CompyTheInsane
January 15th, 2010, 02:40 PM
On my PC desk:
- An Acer X223W monitor
- Lots of papers that serve no purpose
- A keyboard with one broken Enter key
- A mouse
- A few Ubuntu CD's
- Speakers
- Bottom cover of my old power supply unit

PurposeOfReason
January 15th, 2010, 05:07 PM
Remember that one [ that thing with the pipes ] Re post your system

I asked ,can you get piped music and where do you plug the headphones

Is it working yet Cos I got my headphones ready with the the extension Kit
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about. Headphones go into the amp which goes into the soundcard.

alexfish
January 15th, 2010, 07:21 PM
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about. Headphones go into the amp which goes into the soundcard.

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1282054&page=5

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1282054&page=8

looking good though

tiresmokindad
June 9th, 2010, 01:31 PM
I have My Cell Phone, laptop, and books. :D

Breambutt
June 9th, 2010, 01:54 PM
Coffee mug, 2 displays, USB preamp, MIDI keyboard, keyboard, mouse, mousepad, 2 * Ikea wall shelf the previous inhabitant of this apartment left lying around in the closet (laid down as a "top level" for the MIDI keyboard / displays / preamp), and I hate this kind of threads but participate in them anyway for no apparent reason.

Tristam Green
June 9th, 2010, 02:14 PM
Dell desktop + dual monitor, coffee mug, hand sanitizer, three laptops, two docks, in/out tray, notepad, various CDs of utilities and OSes, a boatload of toys and action figures, a ceramic piggy bank, a leather coaster, my laptop bag, a pair of white Oakley Eyejackets circa 2000, my keys, and dust.

Frogs Hair
June 9th, 2010, 02:22 PM
Monitor , Lamp , speakers , Radio , Software , Mouse + Pad

ankit.vader
June 9th, 2010, 02:41 PM
dell desktop, laptop, printer, scanner, headphones, lamp, notebooks, coffee cups, sandwiches, cds, umbrella, few jars, books, change, pen, bowl with chocolate, puncher.

Renny722
June 9th, 2010, 03:00 PM
Laptop, Monitor, Pen, iPod, Blackberry, Water

julio_cortez
June 9th, 2010, 03:14 PM
Keyboard, mouse, the screen (wouldn't have thought I ahd one, would you?), a bottle of sparkling water, a phone, a calendar with some dates highlighted, my agenda, my cell phone, some envelopes/faxes/mails and a couple of drawings I made while I was at the phone during the last days.
Oh, and that old scanner I'm not using anymore.

Dragonbite
June 9th, 2010, 03:37 PM
Work desk:

laptop in docking station
external monitor
keyboard and mouse
work papers on projects I'm working on
Bunch of Visual Studio, eWeek and Dev Connection (formerly asp.net mag) magazines
desktop horseshoes game
stapler
water mug
coffee mug
speakers
3 framed pictures of my kids
phone
pen caddy
paper towel roll
another keyboard and monitor (for when helping to set up desktop computers for the sys admin)
laptop bag
empty soft picture frames my kids made (gotta print out some pictures to put in them)
folder organizers

It's a good-sized desk, but that's not because I'm anybody important.

Barrucadu
June 9th, 2010, 03:51 PM
23" widescreen LCD monitor
2 speakers
5 hardback books:

Necronomicon: The Best Weird Tales of H. P. Lovecraft
The Complete Chronicles of Conan
E. A. Poe: Tales of Mystery and Imagination
The Reader's Digest Book of Strange Stories, Amazing Facts
The Art of Computer Programming: Fundamental Algorithms (3rd edition)

A mug
Greek chess set
Turkish puzzle box (containing chess pieces)
Dark Adventure Radio Theatre box set
Wallet
Glasses case
2 pocket watches
Moleskine notebook
Keys
Keyboard
Mouse


I don't have much free space on my desk…

cbecker78
June 9th, 2010, 04:05 PM
Cell phone, laptop, keyboard, monitor, coffe mug with coffe in it, coffee mug with mold in it, coffee mug with pencils in it, four empty soda bottles, one half full soda bottle from yesterday, a mini beach-chair cell phone dock, some Germ-X, a coaster (that is not holding any of the mugs or bottles), two diet coke cans (also empty), about 100 assorted memos/notes/papers, a legal pad, photo frame, daily gilbert calendar, unused plastic spoon, electric razor, Yamaha headphones, stapler, TI calculator, roll of tape, oh, there's another diet coke can, a cd from a audio book, assorted usb cables for devices, some pens, a dry erase marker, a micro philips screwdriver, a lamp with a burned out bulb, 5 soda-bottle caps, 1 water bottle cap, 5 pens, a sharpie, an almost empty roll of paper towels, an empty paper towel roll, several post-it notes with illegible scribbling, some buisness cards from people I can't remember, a magazin, a sandwich box from lunch last week, a chip clip, some junk mail, a Gerber Clutch pocketknife, a leatherman, a small notepad, stretched out paper clip, a rubberband, 2 dayquil tablets... Probably a lot more buried under all the papers...

Methinks it's time to clean and organize the desk, yes?

MedianMajik
June 9th, 2010, 04:16 PM
Not a lot as I'm following 5S (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5S_%28methodology%29). outside of the computer and milk crate "monitor stand" ...
just two paperbacks left out and a sticky note

I'd say I'm trying to work the second step