Worst video game titles

[shingalated]

I think we need a thread containing the ideas for the titles of the world's worst video game. I'll start.

Randy Jackson's Day Off

[Mehall]

Battletoads





oh shi~~~~~

[CJ Master]

{ignore this post}

[Tipped OuT]

EDIT: Wait what?

[CharmyBee]

Abomination
A Fork in the Tale (Starring Rob Schnieder)

[snargfish]

Half-Life 2

[SonnHalter]

"let's take advantage of mario" game. It's only played by the nintendo execs, bascially you pick mario then an obscure sport and make a game!

[swoll1980]

E.T. for the Atari was epically horrible.

[philcamlin]

Spanky's Quest :popcorn:

[SunnyRabbiera]

Battletoads

I liked Battletoads, but the worst I have to say is Halo... sorry not into that kind of gaming.

[dragos240]

Linus Torvalds vs. Bill gates.

[geekygirl]

Crysis - after the drama's of getting the thing to run at a higher fps than 2 on what was at the time a high end gaming rig...I was rather dismayed IMO to see it was just another shooter and nothing overly revolutionary with regards to game play and story...

Sort of like getting socks and underwear at Christmas - even if you use the most expensive wrapping paper and fancy ribbons, inside the box its still just socks and underwear :P

[swoll1980]

I liked Battletoads, but the worst I have to say is Halo... sorry not into that kind of gaming.

Now whether you like it, or not is one thing, but can you honestly say it was one of the worst of all time. If you can, then there's a whole lot of crappy games you never had the misfortune of playing.

[snargfish]

Talking of the worst game ever, this is pretty funny.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/52921?type=flv

[CharmyBee]

Now whether you like it, or not is one thing, but can you honestly say it was one of the worst of all time. If you can, then there's a whole lot of crappy games you never had the misfortune of playing.

It influenced the industry into selling us dumbed-down console-in-mind cookie cutter for almost a decade now, so I would consider it one of the worst of all time myself for doing so much damage.

[dragos240]

Talking of the worst game ever, this is pretty funny.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/52921?type=flv

Erm....... That really is the worst game ever.

[shingalated]

I was hoping this thread would be for...creative fake game titles, not horrible actual games. Also, whoever said Half-life 2, I hate you. That is a glorious game.

[Kingsley]

Worst Game Ever, of course.
http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=goright

[TBOL3]

As far as the title goes, Harry the Handsome Executive.

But as far as crapy games go, I hate any of the games with Wii in it's title.

[lisati]

Talking of the worst game ever, this is pretty funny.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/52921?type=flv

Ay ay ay! Get the popcorn and a barf-bag ready!

[snargfish]

Ay ay ay! Get the popcorn and a barf-bag ready!

At least the opening movie of the game doesn't suck :P

[lukjad]

Michale Jackson's Moonwalker

(Evil guy steals kids, brings to the moon, and you, MJ, have to rescue them.)

[Tipped OuT]

Crysis - after the drama's of getting the thing to run at a higher fps than 2 on what was at the time a high end gaming rig...I was rather dismayed IMO to see it was just another shooter and nothing overly revolutionary with regards to game play and story...

Sort of like getting socks and underwear at Christmas - even if you use the most expensive wrapping paper and fancy ribbons, inside the box its still just socks and underwear :P

Um, you know this entire thread is about FAKE game titles right? Not real ones...

[CharmyBee]

Okay, in that case then:

Duke Nukem Forever

[Dropbear]

E.T. for the Atari was epically horrible.

I have fond memories of that game.

[philcamlin]

I have fond memories of that game.

that was a funny game

[geekygirl]

Um, you know this entire thread is about FAKE game titles right? Not real ones...

Er..you do know that many of the titles mentioned prior to my entry are not fake games?! E.T....Battletoads...Halo...perhaps you should have mentioned the intent of the thread to those people as well?!

Maybe it was just a case of the thread title and the original post not being so clear with regards to its intent...

In that case...poor form game title for a non-existent game: 'Make your own Mum Jokes'

hehehehe (btw...I am a Mum :p)

[swoll1980]

Okay, in that case then:

Duke Nukem Forever

lol and Shemue III

[racerraul]

E.T. for the Atari was epically horrible.
I can top that on the same console...

Sssnake,
http://www.videogamecritic.net/2600ss.htm

now that was garbage, makes ET fun. And honestly, I hate Pac-Man on the 2600 even more than ET. The disappointment that Christmas as a kid anxiously anticipating that game has not left me since.

Mrs. PacMan on the 2600 was a clear indication of what PacMan should have been. Leave to execs to make short term financial gains over long... idiots!

Thankfully its been hacked and a proper Pac-Man now exists for the 2600.
http://www.atariage.com/hack_page.html?SystemID=2600&SoftwareHackID=5

[hessiess]

Crysis, and every other FPS in existence.

[Tipped OuT]

Crysis, and every other FPS in existence.


Um, you know this entire thread is about FAKE game titles right? Not real ones...

Am I going to have to keep repeating this? :-?

[windows-killer]

"let's take advantage of mario" game. It's only played by the nintendo execs, bascially you pick mario then an obscure sport and make a game!

ya thats why nintendo dominates the console world

[dragos240]

lol and Shemue III
Wut? That would be great, well.... if it was for the DC. Shenmue 4 ever.

[spoons]

Worst game for me was:

Stalin VS Martians. (Really)

[JDShu]

Worst game for me was:

Stalin VS Martians. (Really)

You beat me to it.

[shingalated]

You beat me to it.

...That's a real game?!

[RiceMonster]

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide for the NES.

[ericmc783]

two games on the nes:

-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (the first one)
-The Simpsons: Bart vs space Mutants.

[Tipped OuT]

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hide for the NES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_4Yqk65f8

[mamamia88]

the lost game on 360 was pretty bad

[RiceMonster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_4Yqk65f8

Classic video. I laugh every time.

[thejackal221]

-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. (the first one)


I loved that game, and for the thread Mortal Kombat vs. Naruto

[Dougie187]

I like how it's fake game titles, yet everyone is naming real games. However, one game everyone has failed to mention thus far is....


Shaq-Fu....

I mean comon... Shaq-Fu?

EDIT: I also enjoy how it's game TITLES and everyone is just talking about games they hate.

[swoll1980]

Wut? That would be great, well.... if it was for the DC. Shenmue 4 ever.

Yeah it would be freaking awesome, but they started development on it 7 years ago. It's vaporware.

[thejackal221]

actually the game i said wasn't real.