Lets rag on windows

[TheAlmanD]

I am finally making the final push on my lap to be a mainly Ubuntu machine and have spent a bit of time on these forums as of lite. I really get a kick out of all the little pokes people make at windows. Anything ranging from pet names, ie win-blows. to popular quotes claiming that if used correctly, windows is worse than Satan.

Anyone Know any good ones?

[toupeiro]

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[racerraul]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_j__cjyJkwjM/SS2b5P-O4aI/AAAAAAAAEDk/uHT--e85Fww/s800/diveadamn.gif

[DeadSuperHero]

I hate windows. Especially when birds smack into it from what I put on the windows. I make my windows installations soooo squeaky clean, you can't even see the glass. Birds smack into it, people try and lean through it to talk to me, bugs accidentally die every day on it. I got so fed up, I had it removed. My house is now open and free. So what if some burglar runs inside?

Edit: Also, as a Spiritual Luciferian, I take offense at your "Worse than Satan" remark.

[CaseSensative]

121250

I am not a communist just find it funny.

[Viva]

121250

I am not a communist just find it funny.

Lets hope ESR doesn't see that or you'll experience your worst nightmare:lolflag:

[CaseSensative]

Esr?

[phrostbyte]

Here is some anti-Microsoft quotes, they aren't that funny unfortunately :(

"Microsoft is like this intellectual roach motel: big brains go in and you don't see anything come out." -Paul Saffo, Institute for the Future

"Microsoft expends a significant portion of its monopoly power ... on imposing burdensome restrictions on its customers and inducing them to behave in ways that augment and prolong that monopoly power.." -Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson in the Microsoft antitrust trial

"And let's face facts. innovation has never been Microsoft's strong suite. We're much better at ripping off our competitors. For example, we did not invent either ASP or IE, we bought them!" -Microsoft employee [anti-trust trial evidence]

"The software empire that was built on a C:\ prompt, Microsoft has done for software what McDonald's did for the hamburger." -PC Magazine, June 1997

"The fact that there's some e-mail here at MS that says, 'let's go up and beat this guy'...there's nothing wrong with that. That is capitalism at work for consumers." -Bill Gates

[racerraul]

Lets hope ESR doesn't see that or you'll experience your worst nightmare:lolflag:

Equivalent Series Resistance?

[SirBismuth]

Someone referred to IE6 as "the spawn of satan" on another forum I frequent :)

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[chucky chuckaluck]

let's not.

[JohnFH]

This is a pathetic thread!

[Sealbhach]

This is my favourite

Fun with ******* (http://www.hallikainen.org/*******/winrg.swf)

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[diwas]

Whats the point raggin abt windows?

[Sealbhach]

Whats the point raggin abt windows?

It gives one more confidence about choosing something else.

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[The Toxic Mite]

You can get Windows XP for free here:

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/xp/download.html (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/windowsxp)

[Elfy]

Everyone is welcome to their choice - whatever it is.

There are more than enough of these threads as it is - thread closed.