Grilled cheese + bacon thread (split from FF&H)

[jpeddicord]

Split from the "Can't find the Tip/Tutorial I posted about 8 hours ago" thread (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1205624) in Forum Feedback & Help. Bacon-related discussions can continue. :)

Two things have happened in the past hour:

Tutorials & Tips queue is now empty. Yay! (3-day backlog, sorry for those who were waiting.)
I discovered that grilled cheese is much better cooked on a bigger frying pan. Much more even and tastier. Bacon bits top it off for a delicious quick dinner.

[jenkinbr]

:lolflag:

May have to try the bacon bits :)

[John Wiersba]

... make some delicious grilled cheese...
...I discovered that grilled cheese is much better cooked on a bigger frying pan. Much more even and tastier. Bacon bits top it off for a delicious quick dinner.



May have to try the bacon bits

Sorry, guys, I'm a vegan. I think you should have non-meat and non-dairy support, too! :p

[jpeddicord]

Sorry, guys, I'm a vegan. I think you should have non-meat and non-dairy support, too! :p

They're the fake bacon bits. You know, the kind that comes packaged in the store bottles. Still delicious.

[The Toxic Mite]

They're the fake bacon bits. You know, the kind that comes packaged in the store bottles. Still delicious.

<off_topic>
If you want real bacon bits, dice then fry some streaky bacon until crisp. :P
</off_topic>

[Elfy]

<off_topic>
If you want real bacon bits, dice then fry some streaky bacon until crisp. :P
</off_topic>

Streaky - bah ... Back or middle thanks and none of that prepacked stuff either thanks :lol:

But shhhh ...

For John Wiersba we have of course support for non-dairy and non-meat stuffs - we are all encompassing :)

[steveneddy]

They're the fake bacon bits. You know, the kind that comes packaged in the store bottles. Still delicious.

fake bacon bits are just leftover ......

gory details - I love meat but will never touch fake bacon bits.

just make bacon and crunch it up

[The Toxic Mite]

Streaky - bah ... Back or middle thanks and none of that prepacked stuff either thanks :lol:

But shhhh ...

For John Wiersba we have of course support for non-dairy and non-meat stuffs - we are all encompassing :)

I take it you go to farm shops to buy your meat then? :P

[jpeddicord]

<off_topic>
If you want real bacon bits, dice then fry some streaky bacon until crisp. :P
</off_topic>
Yeah, but then I have to cook bacon. Too much effort for grilled cheese. :D

[Elfy]

I take it you go to farm shops to buy your meat then? :P

Nearly - the butcher sells local produce and he's next door which is ideal for bacon sandwiches.

[jenkinbr]

*watches as thread takes off once the original subject is dealt with*

:D

[steveneddy]

Use this thread as the example on how to successfully hijack a thread

[Tipped OuT]

Nearly - the butcher sells local produce and he's next door which is ideal for bacon sandwiches.

Um', how did this thread turn into about Bacon strips? :confused:

[jenkinbr]

When jacob started talking about going through the new posts for the Tutorials and tips section, he mentioned something about a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon bits sprinkled on it. That's all it took for a mod to hijack the thread :)

Or was it me?

IDK...

[jpeddicord]

When jacob started talking about going through the new posts for the Tutorials and tips section, he mentioned something about a grilled cheese sandwich with bacon bits sprinkled on it. That's all it took for a mod to hijack the thread :)

Or was it me?

IDK...

Probably my fault. But who can resist bacon? :mrgreen:

[aesis05401]

Probably my fault. But who can resist bacon? :mrgreen:

I can resist the bacon... with the power of my provolone/pesto/tomato on parisian sourdough grilled cheese sandwich.

Long a legend among jam-band groupies (because this sammie is sold in parking lots at jam band shows) I discovered it about ten years ago. Been blowing people's minds with it ever since..

The bread and provo have to be heated before applying the pesto and tomatoes. If you are cooking on a camp stove use earth balance vegan butter replacement to even out the browning caused by hotspots on propane/white gas stoves (only apply to inside of slice or your hands will be greasy all day).

[jpeddicord]

Moved all of the bacon-related posts to this thread so we don't flood FF&H. :)


I can resist the bacon... with the power of my provolone/pesto/tomato on parisian sourdough grilled cheese sandwich. That sounds pretty good, actually. I've got everything here except the sourdough. :/

[jenkinbr]

Split from the "Can't find the Tip/Tutorial I posted about 8 hours ago" thread (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1213587) in Forum Feedback & Help. Bacon-related discussions can continue. :)

Two things have happened in the past hour:

Tutorials & Tips queue is now empty. Yay! (3-day backlog, sorry for those who were waiting.)
I discovered that grilled cheese is much better cooked on a bigger frying pan. Much more even and tastier. Bacon bits top it off for a delicious quick dinner.

:lolflag:

I like bacon :)

[CJ Master]

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg

[jenkinbr]

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg
Sick....

[Giant Speck]

They're the fake bacon bits. You know, the kind that comes packaged in the store bottles. Still delicious.

You didn't address the non-dairy issue.

I feel bad for vegans because they can't experience the awesomeness that is bacon and cheese.

[jenkinbr]

...and ham and hamburger

btw, why is hamburger called hamburger when it's really beef, not ham?

[Giant Speck]

...and ham and hamburger

btw, why is hamburger called hamburger when it's really beef, not ham?

Because it was named after Hamburg steak, which got its name from Hamburg, Germany.

[jenkinbr]

Cool, never knew that. :)

...and chicken and fish and eggs and milk and turkey and ...

[TheNosh]

I can resist the bacon... with the power of my provolone/pesto/tomato on parisian sourdough grilled cheese sandwich.

Long a legend among jam-band groupies (because this sammie is sold in parking lots at jam band shows) I discovered it about ten years ago. Been blowing people's minds with it ever since..

The bread and provo have to be heated before applying the pesto and tomatoes. If you are cooking on a camp stove use earth balance vegan butter replacement to even out the browning caused by hotspots on propane/white gas stoves (only apply to inside of slice or your hands will be greasy all day).

i saw the dead recently and i was kinda upset cause i couldn't find anyone selling sandwiches in the parking lot (dead heads make the BEST grilled cheese)

it's not like the good old days:frown:

[Kingsley]

MMM ubuntuforums.org just got a little bit tastier!

http://bacolicio.us/http://ubuntuforums.org/index.php

[The Toxic Mite]

O noes - bacon has hit UbuntuForums!!!1

[koleoptero]

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg

Did you have to? Now I'll have to eat my beans. :mad:

[The Toxic Mite]

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg

<homer_simpson_impression>
*gargles* deep...... fill..... bacon...... sandwich!.... must..... have....... it!!
</homer_simpson_impression>

That looks lovely. I would throw a huge splodge of HP Sauce over the bacon..... =P~

[The Toxic Mite]

bump :p

[Tipped OuT]

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg

So much saturated fat. That's going to bite you in the *beep* when you get older. :p

[The Toxic Mite]

So much saturated fat. That's going to bite you in the *beep* when you get older. :p

I was being sarcastic :|

[aesis05401]

So much saturated fat. That's going to bite you in the *beep* when you get older. :p

I would be more worried about what is going to happen a few hours after consuming that beast ;)

Can someone nominate me as thread-killer of the year now?

[Giant Speck]

I would be more worried about what is going to happen a few hours after consuming that beast ;)

Diarrhea?

[The Toxic Mite]

Diarrhea?

Too much information........ [-X

[Giant Speck]

Too much information........ [-X

Explosive diarrhea. :twisted:

[jpeddicord]

Explosive diarrhea. :twisted:

Someone's been reading too much C&H. ;)

[The Toxic Mite]

Someone's been reading too much C&H. ;)

Probably :|

[munky99999]

WEAK.

I will show you grilled cheese + bacon.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5315/1247431532936.jpg


Sorry 56k people... but seriously... get broadband.

[Giant Speck]

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk122/SpecKtacle/1247431532936.jpg

OMG! Hy-Vee! I miss that grocery store...

[John Wiersba]

Sorry, guys, I'm a vegan. I think you should have non-meat and non-dairy support, too! :p

WEAK. I will show you grilled cheese + bacon
...IMAGE elided...
Wow. :shock: I rest my case.

[forrestcupp]

Why wasn't this thread good enough for Forum Feedback & Help?

I'm part of the forum and you're helping my feed myself. ;)

[aesis05401]

Why wasn't this thread good enough for Forum Feedback & Help?

I'm part of the forum and you're helping my feed myself. ;)

It's the help part we are having trouble with. Anyone eats one of those bacon bombs and I'm sorry, they are on their own.

[DownTown22]

WEAK.

I will show you grilled cheese + bacon.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/5315/1247431532936.jpg


Sorry 56k people... but seriously... get broadband.

Wow! Why is that cooked hamburger so pink in the middle still??? :(

And premium ingredients?? Then why are we using prepackaged shredded cheese, store-bought pizzas and ground beef??

[nmccrina]

WEAK.

I will show you grilled cheese + bacon.



Holy ****! That is outrageous!







I want one

[jenkinbr]

Wow! Why is that cooked hamburger so pink in the middle still??? :(

And premium ingredients?? Then why are we using prepackaged shredded cheese, store-bought pizzas and ground beef??
+1

Our future ground beef is currently laying outside my back window, chewing its cud.

Now that's premium ground beef for you :)

[steveneddy]

I can't believe that this turned into another thread completely.


The bacon sandwich pic - you need to toast the bread.

[The Toxic Mite]

I can't believe that this turned into another thread completely.


The bacon sandwich pic - you need to toast the bread.

OR chuck it in the bin.

That is the single, most unhealthy thing I have ever seen.

I bet this thread's going to die soon

[DownTown22]

OR chuck it in the bin.

That is the single, most unhealthy thing I have ever seen.

I bet this thread's going to die soon

I think you'll find worse here:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

[forrestcupp]

That Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life!

I might have to bookmark that post.

[jenkinbr]

I think you'll find worse here:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)
Oh, sick!

http://11.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19pgw07deZWjswfRFo1_500.jpg

I'll just drop that one in the toilet. It'll save me from doing it the other way in 1/2 an hour.

This place doesn't have the greatest stuff for you either (http://www.mcdonalds.com)

*still thinking about the grilled cheese + Bacon Bits though*

[The Toxic Mite]

I think you'll find worse here:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

All of the stuff in there is grotesque.

The only "normal" looking item is the cupcake cones

:|

[plb]

The pizza hamburg thing is insane..Seems like it must contain a weeks worth of calorie intake lol

[koleoptero]

The pizza hamburg thing is insane..Seems like it must contain a weeks worth of calorie intake lol

I'd say probably a year's.

[The Toxic Mite]

OMG! Hy-Vee! I miss that grocery store...

Did your local one get shut down or something? Or haven't you just been for a while?

[HappyFeet]

I'll just drop that one in the toilet. It'll save me from doing it the other way in 1/2 an hour.


It takes 24 hours for food to pass through your system. Look it up.

[Kingsley]

This thread is making me so hungry. I haven't eaten in almost 24 hours!

[The Toxic Mite]

I think a bowl of müsli will do. ;)

[HappyFeet]

I think a bowl of müsli will do. ;)

Yeah, we all know everyone loves tree bark and twigs.

[The Toxic Mite]

Yeah, we all know everyone loves tree bark and twigs.

What do you mean by "tree bark" and "twigs"?

Müsli is oats and a variety of fruit (raisins, dates, etc.)

[Giant Speck]

Did your local one get shut down or something? Or haven't you just been for a while?

Hy-Vee is located only in the Midwest, where I'm originally from. I live in Alaska now.

[jenkinbr]

It takes 24 hours for food to pass through your system. Look it up.
Not when you take a laxative like that.

[The Toxic Mite]

Hy-Vee is located only in the Midwest, where I'm originally from. I live in Alaska now.

Write to them saying that there should be a store in Alaska! :D

[HappyFeet]

Not when you take a laxative like that.

It's physically impossible for food to pass through your system in 1/2 hour. It takes at least 2 hours just to get past your stomach. Please do some research if you don't believe me.

[munky99999]

I think you'll find worse here:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

Pfff. That page isnt even thinking outside the box yet.

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/575/1222841390572.jpg
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9440/1222831730274.jpg

[jenkinbr]

:bacondrippinglolflag:

[munky99999]

Here's a screen by screen of how to reassemble the bacon.

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/117/reassemblingpig.jpg

And a good ole snack.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5571/20090615.jpg

[aesis05401]

Write to them saying that there should be a store in Alaska! :D

They are probably afraid of the massive blob (http://www.freep.com/article/20090715/NEWS07/90715041/Alaska-coast-plays-host-to-huge-glob-of-floating-goo).

Who do you think wins in a fight - the pizza/hamburger or the Alaskan blob?

[The Toxic Mite]

/me would rather have a simple burger with cheese and a splodge of ketchup

[The Toxic Mite]

They are probably afraid of the massive blob (http://www.freep.com/article/20090715/NEWS07/90715041/Alaska-coast-plays-host-to-huge-glob-of-floating-goo).

Who do you think wins in a fight - the pizza/hamburger or the Alaskan blob?

That's bull-honky! The "glob" won't stop Hy-Vee building a supermarket in Alaska! :D

[lemuriaX]

And for dessert...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/

[CJ Master]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bacon-briefcase.jpg

[The Toxic Mite]

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bacon-briefcase.jpg

That's minging.

[forrestcupp]

It takes 24 hours for food to pass through your system. Look it up.

Then I must always eat exactly 23 hours and 45 minutes after the time I ate the day before. :)


And the final picture of the armadillo thing was pretty nasty looking! All of the ingredients are delicious, but seeing the guts inside it was pretty darn nasty.

[Wiebelhaus]

That makes me ill , seriously.

[jenkinbr]

And for dessert...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/
That's just weird...

[jpeddicord]

Someone has told me that bacon with vanilla icing is delicious. Anyone care to confirm before I commit to a taste terror?

[Giant Speck]

Someone has told me that bacon with vanilla icing is delicious. Anyone care to confirm before I commit to a taste terror?

That doesn't sound good at all. It'd ruin the flavor of the bacon!

[jenkinbr]

Someone has told me that bacon with vanilla icing is delicious. Anyone care to confirm before I commit to a taste terror?
Maybe with a small amount, but put too much on, and you will kill the bacon flavor.

[raymondh]

why is hamburger called hamburger when it's really beef, not ham?

Does anyone know where SPAM (the meat) comes from? What's it made of????

[jenkinbr]

Does anyone know where SPAM (the meat) comes from? What's it made of????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)

[DownTown22]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food)

What?? You mean it's not a Spamosaurus?

[jenkinbr]

What?? You mean it's not a Spamosaurus?
Yep :lolflag:

[DownTown22]

Let's not forget about Spams cousins....Klik (I think this is a Canadian brand), Prem and Spork.

[jenkinbr]

Let's not forget about Spams cousins....Klik (I think this is a Canadian brand), Prem and Spork.
I though a spork was one of those plastic utinsils that tries to mimic a fork and a spoon at the same time.

[DownTown22]

It is...but it's also a Spam-like substance as well.