What ridiculous search terms do people use to find your site?

[monsterstack]

I've been running a blog for about a week, and some of the search terms people have used to get to it have been rather... odd. Do you run a site? What are the most bizarre or funny terms people have used in a search engine to find it?

Here are some of mine:

hair in *****
real life girlfriends
troll girlfriend
google chrome sucks
google os stupid
f*** linux retards
chrome os morons
google os is stupid
***** in rel life

Hair in *****? ***** in rel life!? What the hell is that all about? Ah well. How about you? How have people found your site?

[gletob]

http://bambambambam.wordpress.com

I founded you.

Weird searches...

[monsterstack]

http://bambambambam.wordpress.com

I founded you.

Weird searches...

That's some powerful detective work, there. But right back at you. I spent ages crafting a GUI in VB and managed to track your IP. Then I got in touch with a guy I know at the CIA who put me in touch with a whistleblower who met me in a dark alley one night and gave me the reference numbers to something that may interest me. I looked them up and sure enough, I was led to a hidden host deep within the the Tor darknet, whose truecrypt volume was set to shred after I had viewed it. Sure enough, there was the information I needed. I had founded your blog.

http://linutech.blogspot.com/

[gletob]

You didn't have to go to all that trouble. :p:p

[earthpigg]

hair in *****