dragos240
June 23rd, 2009, 12:41 AM
Hello. I have had many many portal quotes stuck in my head, I want to post them, I wonder how accurate I'll be.
START:
Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center, we hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start however, pleas keep in mind that although fun, and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur. For your safety and the safety of others, please refrain from ..... por favor de donde *I have no idea what comes next, I couldn't make it out* and back, the portal will open in 3 2 1 *portal opens*
Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500 megawatt aperture science heavy -duty supercolliding super-button.
Perfect, please move quickly to the chamberlock as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button, are not part of this test.
Please move to the chamberlock after completing each test.
Get ready to fffffffling yourself fl fl fling into space *static*
Wheeeeeeee *static*
Unbeleivable! You *subject name here* must be the pride of *subject hometown here*.
Congratulations, the test is now over. All aperture technology remains safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin. Rest assure, there is no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction. Thank you for participating in this aperture science computer aided enrichment activity. Goodbye!
What are you doing..... stop it..... iiiiiiiiiii...... we are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "goodbye" and you were like "No way", and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.
Your not even going the right way, you should have turned left. It's funny actually. Someday we'll remember this and laugh and laugh and laugh... Ohoh boy.
Well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and will just call it a day, I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in 5.. 4.. *morality core falls* timeout for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise I've never seen it before. Nevermind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead.
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much, do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!!!!! How does that feel?
A previous statement that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
The aperture science high-energy pellet, has been known to cause permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Very good, you are now in possession of the aperture science handheld portal device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dementional gates have proven to be completely safe. The device however has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device, do not look directly at the operational end of the device, do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you.... sshhoouulldd yyoouu........ *static*
I have more.... but I'm too lazy to type anymore right now.
START:
Hello, and again, welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center, we hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start however, pleas keep in mind that although fun, and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur. For your safety and the safety of others, please refrain from ..... por favor de donde *I have no idea what comes next, I couldn't make it out* and back, the portal will open in 3 2 1 *portal opens*
Please place the weighted storage cube on the 1500 megawatt aperture science heavy -duty supercolliding super-button.
Perfect, please move quickly to the chamberlock as the effects of prolonged exposure to the button, are not part of this test.
Please move to the chamberlock after completing each test.
Get ready to fffffffling yourself fl fl fling into space *static*
Wheeeeeeee *static*
Unbeleivable! You *subject name here* must be the pride of *subject hometown here*.
Congratulations, the test is now over. All aperture technology remains safely operational up to 4000 degrees kelvin. Rest assure, there is no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction. Thank you for participating in this aperture science computer aided enrichment activity. Goodbye!
What are you doing..... stop it..... iiiiiiiiiii...... we are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "goodbye" and you were like "No way", and I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.
Your not even going the right way, you should have turned left. It's funny actually. Someday we'll remember this and laugh and laugh and laugh... Ohoh boy.
Well you found me, congratulations, was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that and will just call it a day, I guess we both know that isn't going to happen. You chose this path now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in 5.. 4.. *morality core falls* timeout for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise I've never seen it before. Nevermind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead.
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much, do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!!!!! How does that feel?
A previous statement that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
The aperture science high-energy pellet, has been known to cause permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Very good, you are now in possession of the aperture science handheld portal device. With it, you can create your own portals. These intra-dementional gates have proven to be completely safe. The device however has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device, do not look directly at the operational end of the device, do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially. Most importantly, under no circumstances should you.... sshhoouulldd yyoouu........ *static*
I have more.... but I'm too lazy to type anymore right now.