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Shibblet
June 19th, 2009, 01:00 AM
118139

Amilo1718
June 19th, 2009, 01:01 AM
10

gymophett
June 19th, 2009, 01:03 AM
Lmao.

Shibblet
June 19th, 2009, 01:03 AM
Mac: Hey dude, she can work on both of us!

jonian_g
June 19th, 2009, 01:06 AM
I don't want to make a joke, just a comment:

She's hot!

gymophett
June 19th, 2009, 01:09 AM
It should be, I'm a Windows, I'm a Mac, and I'm Ubuntu.
As PC does NOT mean Windows. Mac= Mac OS. Ubuntu= Ubuntu OS.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

Amilo1718
June 19th, 2009, 01:10 AM
I don't want to make a joke, just a comment:

She's hot!

you're joking right?
not?
damn...

*swirling around to find ubuntu members of the female gender*

Frak
June 19th, 2009, 01:12 AM
mac: Hey dude, she can work on both of us!
+1

ZackM
June 19th, 2009, 01:13 AM
I'd Ubunt her... ;)

jonian_g
June 19th, 2009, 01:23 AM
you're joking right?
not?
damn...

*swirling around to find ubuntu members of the female gender*

You thought I was a female?

Amilo1718
June 19th, 2009, 01:24 AM
You thought I was a female?

i can't think ... i'm a male

Shibblet
June 19th, 2009, 01:44 AM
It should be, I'm a Windows, I'm a Mac, and I'm Ubuntu.
As PC does NOT mean Windows. Mac= Mac OS. Ubuntu= Ubuntu OS.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

You're right, but then you're changing the original ad.

How about...

"Peace, Love, Ubuntu."

izizzle
June 19th, 2009, 01:48 AM
i don't want to make a joke, just a comment:

She's hot!

+1.

Shibblet
June 19th, 2009, 02:07 AM
How about this one?

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Amilo1718
June 19th, 2009, 02:09 AM
offensive (imho)

Shibblet
June 19th, 2009, 02:09 AM
offensive (imho)

If you can't poke fun at yourself, who can you poke fun at?
There's a little slam on Mac and PC too.

Amilo1718
June 19th, 2009, 02:11 AM
If you can't poke fun at yourself, who can you poke fun at?
There's a little slam on Mac and PC too.

i don't like the moustache :D

jonian_g
June 19th, 2009, 02:13 AM
Just keep the blondes and take the other out:D

CharmyBee
June 19th, 2009, 02:23 AM
How about this one?


I love this one :D.

avaralom
June 19th, 2009, 04:13 AM
Haha, that's pretty funny.

Though Ubuntu being a lady - rock on :cool:

zmjjmz
June 19th, 2009, 04:41 AM
Hippies were never that sexy.

steveneddy
June 19th, 2009, 04:46 AM
Here's what old hippies look like. Guess which one is the Linux user?

Hippies never looked anything like those other pictures. Except maybe in the movies.

drawkcab
June 19th, 2009, 04:56 AM
http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/graphical-gags/february/pc-mac-linux.jpg

I prefer this one.

Clorow
June 19th, 2009, 05:23 AM
Well, the Novell spoof ads made more sense.

tazz4vr
June 19th, 2009, 06:35 AM
i can't think ... i'm a male

lol.... I plead the 5th...

lisati
June 19th, 2009, 06:36 AM
lol.... I plead the 5th...

I'm a testosterone addict, and Mrs Lisati knows it!

H2SO_four
June 19th, 2009, 06:38 AM
Mac: Hey dude, she can work on both of us!

PC probably isn't into that.

BTW, my spidey sence is telling me this thread will be closed in the near future!

cariboo
June 19th, 2009, 08:06 AM
You best take your spidey sence out and get it checked, I see nothing wrong with the thread. I guess we'll have to wait until someone complains about it.

That should be spidey sense btw. :)

Shibblet
June 20th, 2009, 12:48 AM
http://thegreatgeekmanual.com/images/graphical-gags/february/pc-mac-linux.jpg

I prefer this one.

I was at least trying to embody the "free spirit" and "sexyness" of Ubuntu. Not geek it up! Tron guy is the largest geek on the planet! Tell him I said that.

The "OS for Hippies" was just for fun! :P

tgalati4
June 20th, 2009, 02:56 AM
I LOVE Tron.

CharmyBee
June 20th, 2009, 03:11 AM
You know, that "I'm a Linux" used to apply to about everyone on the internet in the late 80's. Back when youth thought He-Man, GI Joe, Mario, David the Gnome, Hulkamania, Michael Jackson, Prince and Mr. T were cooler than DORKY computers. Even back then, WarGames, people thought Matthew Broderick was cooler than the terminals his character wreaked havoc on.

MikeTheC
June 20th, 2009, 07:16 AM
You know, that "I'm a Linux" used to apply to about everyone on the internet in the late 80's. Back when youth thought He-Man, GI Joe, Mario, David the Gnome, Hulkamania, Michael Jackson, Prince and Mr. T were cooler than DORKY computers. Even back then, WarGames, people thought Matthew Broderick was cooler than the terminals his character wreaked havoc on.

I can easily remember that.

Tell you a quick story, then I'll return this thread to it's regular theme and subject.

</topic>

I was in a Pizza Hut in 2004 and was being waited on by this gal named "Rio". So, in the course of conversation, I asked how she came to be named that, and she said her parents were really huge fans of Duran Duran.

I was a fan of Duran Duran.

I'm old enough to remember when the song came out.

Anywho...

<topic>

ghindo
June 20th, 2009, 07:47 AM
You know, that "I'm a Linux" used to apply to about everyone on the internet in the late 80's.
In 1991, in Helsinki, Linus Torvalds began a project that later became the Linux kernel. :-k

gnomeuser
June 20th, 2009, 08:01 AM
I think: "Generic business douche", "Generic marketing douche" and "Design still stuck in the 70's" would be the more honest legends.

I have a growing disdain for the computer industry.

MaxIBoy
June 20th, 2009, 08:03 AM
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"Yikes, you left your monitor on 256 colors again!"

handy
June 20th, 2009, 08:12 AM
I think the Mac dude would fit in equally well for Ubuntu or the PC, & the PC stereotype really doesn't cut it. The girl doesn't belong in the picture at all...

No jokes, I don't think it's funny.

Actually, I don't know why I even bothered replying :?:

Frak
June 20th, 2009, 06:07 PM
I think the Mac dude would fit in equally well for Ubuntu or the PC, & the PC stereotype really doesn't cut it. The girl doesn't belong in the picture at all...

No jokes, I don't think it's funny.

Actually, I don't know why I even bothered replying :?:
You're cool like that?

73ckn797
June 20th, 2009, 06:22 PM
How about this one?

118147

That looks like an ad for the local Halloween costume store!!

Grant A.
June 21st, 2009, 12:23 AM
:-k

The early nineties are the new late eighties.

swoll1980
June 21st, 2009, 04:28 AM
Here's what old hippies look like. Guess which one is the Linux user?

Hippies never looked anything like those other pictures. Except maybe in the movies.

This is what a hippie looks like.

<snip>

MikeTheC
June 21st, 2009, 04:59 AM
Given where I live (look at my location if you haven't already) I consulted with the Good Magician Humphrey, and after considerable contemplation, debate, calculations of statistical probabilities (and perhaps a mug or two of ale!), the final tally of the number of jokes which can be made about the OP's picture now stands at a triumphant 7,773,496.

This beats the previous record of 1,276,118 total possible jokes for the Mona Lisa.

Shibblet
June 21st, 2009, 08:46 AM
This is what a hippie looks like.

Far out, man.


Given where I live (look at my location if you haven't already) I consulted with the Good Magician Humphrey, and after considerable contemplation, debate, calculations of statistical probabilities (and perhaps a mug or two of ale!), the final tally of the number of jokes which can be made about the OP's picture now stands at a triumphant 7,773,496.

This beats the previous record of 1,276,118 total possible jokes for the Mona Lisa.

Woo Hoo!

ametalguitarist
June 21st, 2009, 09:00 AM
How about this one?

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I've never seen hippy chicks that hot

and the joke would be:
windows: I can't find my dll's
mac: my phone is more popular than my computer
ubuntu girl: I can mount things

stinger30au
June 21st, 2009, 10:12 AM
How about this one?

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almost looks like and advert for the the band "the village people"

clonne4crw
June 24th, 2009, 07:51 PM
+2

n0v1c3n00b
June 24th, 2009, 07:54 PM
He's Mac. He's P.C. She's Ubuntu. I'm interested.

hanzomon4
June 24th, 2009, 08:19 PM
I've never seen hippy chicks that hot

and the joke would be:
windows: I can't find my dll's
mac: my phone is more popular than my computer
ubuntu girl: I can mount things

Yes

Is this sexist?

monsterstack
June 24th, 2009, 09:02 PM
Yes

Is this sexist?

She's so hot she's making me sexist.

Dragonbite
June 24th, 2009, 09:09 PM
You know, that "I'm a Linux" used to apply to about everyone on the internet in the late 80's. Back when youth thought He-Man, GI Joe, Mario, David the Gnome, Hulkamania, Michael Jackson, Prince and Mr. T were cooler than DORKY computers. Even back then, WarGames, people thought Matthew Broderick was cooler than the terminals his character wreaked havoc on.

Ouch... Except "David the Gnome" I recognized (and played with/watch) them ALL.

"Want to play a game?"

Grant A.
June 24th, 2009, 09:10 PM
This is what a hippie looks like.

http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/richard-stallman.jpg

I thought that was Jesus, at first.

jonobr
June 24th, 2009, 09:15 PM
I thought that was Jesus, at first.

Some people think he is.............

gletob
June 24th, 2009, 09:20 PM
This is what a hippie looks like.

http://www.straferight.com/photopost/data/500/richard-stallman.jpg

1. Picture is way too big

2. Really?

steveneddy
June 25th, 2009, 02:43 AM
Stallman is NOT a hippie.

He is a not very well dressed person with very bad personal hygene.

Wait, maybe that is a hippie.

philcamlin
June 25th, 2009, 02:45 AM
he needs braces :popcorn:

Grant A.
June 25th, 2009, 02:50 AM
Some people think he is.............

Is that why there's a Red Hat Linux Bible? ;)

forrestcupp
June 25th, 2009, 02:55 AM
Why does Apple think a sloppy slouch will make me want to buy a Mac?

Tipped OuT
June 25th, 2009, 03:06 AM
I don't want to make a joke, just a comment:

She's hot!

Ew. :P


Why does Apple think a sloppy slouch will make me want to buy a Mac?

He doesn't look sloppy, he looks laid back and cool, not business, not "hippie", just cool.

And it's not suppose to make you want to buy a Mac, he just represents Mac for what they are (or at least try to be).

CharmyBee
June 25th, 2009, 03:26 AM
Some people think he is.............

Yeah, Johnny Damon was considered that, including fans Damon Disciples. Until he sold his soul to the Yankees.
Hair irresponsibility is a funny thing.


he needs braces :popcorn:

DENTAL PLAN!

CJ Master
June 25th, 2009, 06:59 AM
Ouch... Except "David the Gnome" I recognized (and played with/watch) them ALL.

"Want to play a game?"

How about a nice game of chess?

ad_267
June 25th, 2009, 07:43 AM
1. Picture is way too big

And yet you had to quote the whole post including the picture...

magmon
June 25th, 2009, 07:48 AM
And yet you had to quote the whole post including the picture...

+1
I dont know whats going on here or I'd say more.

Michael.Godawski
June 25th, 2009, 08:07 AM
Please, when posting pictures, refrain from choosing the biggest ones you have.

Save bandwidth and increase the readability with smaller ones.

Thank you.

barbedsaber
June 25th, 2009, 10:01 AM
Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!

Tipped OuT
June 25th, 2009, 10:41 AM
And yet you had to quote the whole post including the picture...

That actually made me LOL.

khelben1979
June 25th, 2009, 10:46 AM
0

Not in the mood for jokes.