Jestersage
May 26th, 2009, 04:17 AM
Intro:
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. Of course, with the new digital age, every evil overlord will need a good IT department. Unfortunately, as one can watch in the movies (and books, but that's more of reading), some technical failure cause their entire plan to go kaput.
Upon looking at the old list, the overlord realized that some are out of date, or just cost too much. Thus, you have been hired to completely redo the evil overlord's system.
And just so you know, it will be passed through an average five-year-old child to spot any flaws.
So here's the things I thought of:
a) No Windows allow. Should they request windows, their brain will be uploaded with a choice of Windows ME or Windows Vista.
b) All USB drivers will be removed. Alternatively, any detection of USB-drives will cause automatic destructions.
So anyone else can think of ways to improve evil overlord's computer system?
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. Of course, with the new digital age, every evil overlord will need a good IT department. Unfortunately, as one can watch in the movies (and books, but that's more of reading), some technical failure cause their entire plan to go kaput.
Upon looking at the old list, the overlord realized that some are out of date, or just cost too much. Thus, you have been hired to completely redo the evil overlord's system.
And just so you know, it will be passed through an average five-year-old child to spot any flaws.
So here's the things I thought of:
a) No Windows allow. Should they request windows, their brain will be uploaded with a choice of Windows ME or Windows Vista.
b) All USB drivers will be removed. Alternatively, any detection of USB-drives will cause automatic destructions.
So anyone else can think of ways to improve evil overlord's computer system?