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benj1
April 10th, 2009, 04:32 PM
decided to start this thread after going a little off topic on this
thread (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1120356).
Anyway the idea is naming a program after the person that would be good at that job.
eg
jean-claude-van-damme
anti-virus
mary-whitehouse
firefox anti porn plugin
chuck-norris
a plugin for apt-get to auto remove dependencies
heres mine whats yours???
happysmileman
April 10th, 2009, 04:46 PM
Avogadro
Molecular modelling software.
Am I doing it right?
benj1
April 10th, 2009, 04:59 PM
Avogadro
Molecular modelling software.
Am I doing it right?
thats it:p
stephen-hawking
speech synthesiser
SuperSonic4
April 10th, 2009, 05:01 PM
decartes
graphing program
Mendeleev
Periodic Table of Elements
ashmew2
April 10th, 2009, 06:09 PM
decartes
graphing program
Mendeleev
Periodic Table of Elements
Nice suggestion , shouldnt it be Descartes ?
Newton
Integration , Differentiation , Calculus and 3-D Realistic Modelling and Help regarding Problems in General Mechanics.
benj1
April 10th, 2009, 06:35 PM
el-nombre
calculator
explanation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Nombre)
sarah-michelle-gellar
detect running daemons and kill them
SuperSonic4
April 10th, 2009, 06:36 PM
Nice suggestion , shouldnt it be Descartes ?
Newton
Integration , Differentiation , Calculus and 3-D Realistic Modelling and Help regarding Problems in General Mechanics.
Yeah lol, my spelling sucks XD
swoll1980
April 10th, 2009, 06:41 PM
Michael Jackson
A color choosing application
MaxIBoy
April 10th, 2009, 10:27 PM
jedgarAn old command from the ITS operating system, which would check to see if anyone was spying on you using the built-in "output spy" command, and kill the spy program if you told it to. Named after J. Edgar Hoover.
http://www.science.uva.nl/~mes/jargon/o/osandjedgar.html
jeyaganesh
April 10th, 2009, 10:28 PM
Jack Sparrow - bittorrent p2p program ;)
Mehall
April 10th, 2009, 10:30 PM
vrms
Richard Stallman checking for proprietary software
OH SHI-
chucky chuckaluck
April 10th, 2009, 10:34 PM
rose_mary_woodsFM
x-mansonize (instead of x-kill)
eschernator (replaces gconf-editor)
blithen
April 10th, 2009, 11:29 PM
Michael Jackson
A color choosing application
Ohhhhhh! Good one!!
gnomeuser
April 11th, 2009, 12:09 AM
Sagan - Plugin to stellarium that offers billions and billions of inspiring explanations about the cosmos
Giant Speck
April 11th, 2009, 12:13 AM
Sagan - Plugin to stellarium that offers billions and billions of inspiring explanations about the cosmos
That would be freaking awesome!
ibuclaw
April 11th, 2009, 12:13 AM
mary-whitehouse
firefox adult filter anti porn plugin
Bare in mind that there are children watching, and some people may find certain words offensive, regardless of how harmless it is perceived to you.
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My app of choice would be:
Celine Dion
A daemon process that makes your Hard Drive UnSyncable, which is brilliant if you want your system to boot with the exact same files and settings everytime.
(PS: if you don't get this... Celine Dion->Titanic->UnSinkable)
ameyer
April 11th, 2009, 01:11 AM
EDIT: Removed, bad joke.
dragos240
April 11th, 2009, 03:02 AM
Shuttle-worth
A program used to design debian-based linux operating systems.
sharathpaps
April 11th, 2009, 04:59 AM
James Bond
An application to kill any other application.
zmjjmz
April 11th, 2009, 05:01 AM
Asimov, a NXT-G programming environment for Linux.
Giant Speck
April 11th, 2009, 05:02 AM
madonna
Makes a ten-year-old computer think it's still one year old.
zmjjmz
April 11th, 2009, 05:04 AM
Quagmire, a program that obfuscates actual uptimes by multiplying by very large numbers.
sekinto
April 11th, 2009, 05:07 AM
Jack Bauer, Antivirus
Removes malicious programs with a 100% detection rate and 0% false positives.
Note: required scan time: 24 hours
samjh
April 11th, 2009, 05:11 AM
picasso = image editor
archimedes = integrated development environment
leonardo = CAD application
odysseus = trojan horse ;)
tolkien = fantasy mmorpg
copperfield = windowing effects manager
che = destroys all closed-source software
Jack Bauer, Antivirus
Removes malicious programs with a 100% detection rate and 0% false positives.
Note: required scan time: 24 hours
ROFL \\:D/
myusername
April 11th, 2009, 05:22 AM
Pink Floyd
LSD-like screensavers
swoll1980
April 11th, 2009, 05:48 AM
Hugh Hefner
An outdated program that mounts everything it can, then goes to sleep.
saulgoode
April 11th, 2009, 05:03 PM
vangogh -- a simple program that mutes the sound in your computer's left speaker
nixon -- a mouse/keylogger which records everything done on your computer, but 18 minutes of the most critical stuff will be erased when you go to view the logs
deicaza -- renames all of your .so libraries to .DLL and adds a .EXE extension to all of the files in /usr/bin
parishilton -- this program does absolutely nothing useful; but comes with every distro, is written about in all the blogs, and is a regularly featured topic in TUX, Linux Gazette, Linux Journal, and Linux Today
MaxIBoy
April 11th, 2009, 06:32 PM
Adam-SandlerUses an advanced name-detection algorithm, combined with an extensive database of known first and last names, to detect every name on your system. Be it in an OpenDocument file, plaintext file, manpage, or even a string compiled into a binary, this program will find it. It will then replace every name with "Adam Sandler" and automatically upload to his personal webpage, thus taking credit for everything on your system.
Makes a ten-year-old computer think it's still one year old.That actually sounds useful.
SunnyRabbiera
April 11th, 2009, 06:53 PM
Bill-Gates
Application that seeks out non closed source applications, buys them out, gives each one a 50 digit registration code, and allows each program to be reinstalled a maximum of 3 times.
davo11
April 11th, 2009, 07:15 PM
rms (richard stallman)
software distribution
Frak
April 11th, 2009, 07:19 PM
Steve Wozniak
Causes all errors to stop, places a fancy interface on the screen, and then does the tango after which three random judges give it bad scores, but lasts through four more dances.
ibuclaw
April 11th, 2009, 07:44 PM
Steve Ballmer
A monopoly game where you pay the Banker $200 every time you pass GO.
days_of_ruin
April 11th, 2009, 08:01 PM
Michael Jackson
A color choosing application
Also a CAD nose designer.
days_of_ruin
April 11th, 2009, 08:05 PM
vangogh -- a simple program that mutes the sound in your computer's left speaker
deicaza -- renames all of your .so libraries to .DLL and adds a .EXE extension to all of the files in /usr/bin
+10:lolflag:
Frak
April 11th, 2009, 08:29 PM
Bill Gates
Causes a mosquito to fly around your screen.
ibuclaw
April 11th, 2009, 08:48 PM
Bill Gates
Causes a mosquito to fly around your screen.
Someone has been watching too much Ted Talk ;)
Giant Speck
April 11th, 2009, 09:27 PM
That actually sounds useful.
Notice I only said "think."
ashmew2
April 12th, 2009, 04:03 PM
Hugh Hefner
An outdated program that mounts everything it can, then goes to sleep.
ahahahhaah :lolflag:
George W.Bush
A computer virus without a known cure.It Infiltrates your computer and changes the ownership of every file to itself ,mainly the ones which contain the letters : I R A Q & O I L .
swoll1980
April 12th, 2009, 04:15 PM
Michael Jackson
A color choosing application
Also a CAD nose designer.
Also a virus that corrupts your child processes.
SuperSonic4
April 12th, 2009, 04:19 PM
Bruce Dickinson
singer, airline pilot, radio show host, DJ, historian, fencer, TV presenter, record producer, novelist, and songwriter
ashmew2
April 12th, 2009, 04:20 PM
Einstein
A program which requires your system to have at least 4 Gb of RAM.It relates all your main processes to the child , zombie and sleeping processes using coding chunks under a common heading of "Relativity".It can process mind boggling mathematical and mechanics related information within seconds whose processing will otherwise require super computers which will not be made until 100 more years.
chucky chuckaluck
April 12th, 2009, 04:34 PM
Bruce Dickinson
singer, airline pilot, radio show host, DJ, historian, fencer, TV presenter, record producer, novelist, and songwriter
you forgot tank driver.
Giant Speck
April 12th, 2009, 10:14 PM
rick-astleyAn application that will never give you up, let you down, or run around and desert you. As an added bonus, it will also never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.
koenn
April 13th, 2009, 07:27 AM
rick-astleyAn application that will never give you up, let you down, or run around and desert you. As an added bonus, it will also never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.
it has a --roll option that lets you do http redirects
myusername
April 13th, 2009, 07:39 AM
Amy-Winehouse
Kills X and Segfaults your kernel
Yownanymous
April 13th, 2009, 07:58 AM
syd-barrett
A tool for when you're bored... ;)
Yownanymous
April 13th, 2009, 08:06 AM
vangogh -- a simple program that mutes the sound in your computer's left speaker
The funny thing is that IBM Viavoice 98 had a similar effect with XP.
I have a worrying obsession with digging out archaic discs and giving them spins on operating systems too modern for them...
benj1
April 13th, 2009, 12:37 PM
mark-shuttleworth
distribution creation utility
overdrank
April 13th, 2009, 03:31 PM
Closed for review.
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