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tsali
March 1st, 2009, 03:29 PM
I got all excited when I saw this thread title only to find that it had been locked.

I was hoping someone had finally developed a new slack distro (Screw Linux) that would work well in in-bedded applications...

:P I kill myself...ha ha
darsu
March 1st, 2009, 04:09 PM
Sounds promising. I hate dealing with the nuts and bolts of ordinary distros.
glotz
March 1st, 2009, 04:18 PM
I kill myself.


Sounds promising.

Yeah.
insane_alien
March 1st, 2009, 04:30 PM
new project, lets develop a linux version that can be installed on a screw!
FuturePilot
March 1st, 2009, 04:40 PM
new project, lets develop a linux version that can be installed on a screw!

Well that shouldn't be hard since it can already run on a potato (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/12/linux-on-a-potato.html) :)
Skripka
March 1st, 2009, 04:49 PM
Well that shouldn't be hard since it can already run on a potato (http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/12/linux-on-a-potato.html) :)

I think I accidently installed linux on my cat...
damis648
March 1st, 2009, 04:55 PM
I think I accidently installed linux on my cat...


That's nothing, I installed Puppy Linux on my dog. :popcorn:
cb951303
March 1st, 2009, 05:11 PM
That's nothing, I installed Puppy Linux on my dog. :popcorn:

I installed tinysofa on my sofa.
Skripka
March 1st, 2009, 05:14 PM
That's nothing, I installed Puppy Linux on my dog. :popcorn:

You've got it backwards dogs at l;east have native linux support for their platform via Puppy Linux....last I knew cats didn't have that luxury.
darsu
March 1st, 2009, 05:22 PM
I installed tinysofa on my sofa.


Sup dawg, I heard you like Red Hat so I got you a red hat so you can use a red hat while you use Red Hat.
practic
March 1st, 2009, 05:22 PM
I installed WINE on my wife and now she keeps breaking all the windows in our house...:confused:
damis648
March 1st, 2009, 10:54 PM
Pfft, thats nothing. :popcorn: I installed Windows on my house (worst mistake EVER)... every time I tried to open a window everything would turn to a ghastly blue color until i closed all the windows and re-booted. :P
damis648
March 1st, 2009, 11:02 PM
You've got it backwards dogs at l;east have native linux support for their platform via Puppy Linux....last I knew cats didn't have that luxury.

Not when you have to compile a custom kernel because the current one doesn't support 64 giga-'bites' of RAM. It took me a while to figure out what the problem was because because the KP dump was all full of garbage and other random symptoms (wireless sniffer not working, etc):lolflag:

I crack myself up.:popcorn:
gletob
March 2nd, 2009, 12:43 AM
Install Windows on your car and:
It always breaks down.
You need a V10 for a 1 person size car
Unwanted people are always getting in your car and making it slow and stealing your stuff.
You have to buy a new one every few years.
It comes with a radio but the radio station has to be in Windows Car Radio Access Protocol (Windows CRAP)
Unwanted people are always getting in your car and making slow and stealing your information.

Phone Company:Hi how may I help you
Me:My dsl is not working
Phone Company:Well what OS are you running
Me:DSL
Phone Company:No What OS?
Me:DSL
Phone CompanyNO I MEAN THE OPERATING SYSTEM LIKE WINDOWS OR OS X
Me:Yeah and I'm telling you I'm running Damn Small Linux

Oh BTW your fedora comes with Fedora
MikeTheC
March 2nd, 2009, 12:48 AM
What about Nail Linux? Rusty Nail Linux? How about Totally Hammered Linux? No? Well then, what about Three Sheets To The Wind Linux?
Skripka
March 2nd, 2009, 03:22 AM
Pfft, thats nothing. :popcorn: I installed Windows on my house (worst mistake EVER)... every time I tried to open a window everything would turn to a ghastly blue color until i closed all the windows and re-booted. :P

I once studied with a WISE Computer Sinsei of Linux, this thread recalls one conversation:



Sinsei, There are these Windows Users. Do they not have a Light of their own to be sought and understood?




Grasshopper, You must know that Computers............



................. are...............


.......as Air Conditioners


...Young Grasshopper Skripka contemplates this thought for a moment.....




Air-Conditioners, Master?





Yes, Grasshopper. For. BOTH. Cease functioning.....















When you open Windows.
dannytatom
March 2nd, 2009, 04:11 AM
You've got it backwards dogs at l;east have native linux support for their platform via Puppy Linux....last I knew cats didn't have that luxury.

http://kittenlinux.com
Skripka
March 2nd, 2009, 05:55 AM
http://kittenlinux.com

Hopefully their project is better coded than their website ;)
steveneddy
March 2nd, 2009, 06:14 AM
I think I accidently installed linux on my cat...


Was it in the Cat Carrier before you started?

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/CatCarrier.jpg
MaxIBoy
March 2nd, 2009, 07:19 AM
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml
tsali
March 2nd, 2009, 12:41 PM
http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml

Sorry, but it looks like the VuDu kit contains too much proprietary code.

The reanimated badger could end up spying on me...

:lolflag:
Giant Speck
March 2nd, 2009, 01:03 PM
Sorry, but it looks like the VuDu kit contains too much proprietary code.

The reanimated badger could end up spying on me...

:lolflag:

How do you know that dead badger isn't already spying on you? :shock: