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SonnHalter
December 31st, 2008, 05:38 PM
title says it all.

chucky chuckaluck
December 31st, 2008, 05:39 PM
title says it all.

are you posting from your phone?

forrestcupp
December 31st, 2008, 05:41 PM
We went to the Microsoft developers conference where they passed them out. Anyone who has it and wasn't there, or is not a paying member of MSDN has it illegally.

damis648
December 31st, 2008, 05:41 PM
are you posting from your phone?

Probably. Anyway, it was a private pre-beta. Eventually they will get into public betas and RCs. Just be patient, I remember waiting for a public beta of Windows Vista. I got it... but well it didn;t pay off. :P

OmnyDevi
December 31st, 2008, 05:41 PM
lol

tpb :p

SonnHalter
December 31st, 2008, 05:42 PM
i thought the conference was jan 13?

plun
December 31st, 2008, 05:42 PM
You can find Windows 7 in every Tracker dustbin around the world, just to download....

mips
December 31st, 2008, 05:42 PM
Maybe if you wrote your title in english we would understand what you are saying.

SonnHalter
December 31st, 2008, 05:43 PM
if you can't understand that then wow.

Kernel Sanders
December 31st, 2008, 05:47 PM
title says it all.

If only that were true.

mips
December 31st, 2008, 05:52 PM
if you can't understand that then wow.

Sorry Mr. l33t hakor.

Skripka
December 31st, 2008, 05:52 PM
If only that were true.

I really have nothing to add further than that, but in the spirit of FOSS community-I need to post something anyway.

kevin11951
December 31st, 2008, 05:57 PM
how "die f" did you guyz get windoze 7!?

what is with the "die f"?

OffHand
December 31st, 2008, 05:59 PM
how "die f" did you guyz get windoze 7!?

what is with the "die f"?

I think he means the ****

y6FgBn)~v
December 31st, 2008, 05:59 PM
are you posting from your phone?

:lolflag:

MikeTheC
December 31st, 2008, 06:53 PM
i gotz no nowin' on the gotz how fer the have windowze sevn. howz you gotz tyhe thinks thet it been gotzd in the furst place?

Skripka
December 31st, 2008, 06:58 PM
i gotz no nowin' on the gotz how fer the have windowze sevn. howz you gotz tyhe thinks thet it been gotzd in the furst place?

The answer probably involves the square-root of a dead cat.

damis648
December 31st, 2008, 07:01 PM
The answer probably involves the square-root of a dead cat.

42! Judging by the OP's new sig, I think he figured it out.:popcorn:

Kernel Sanders
December 31st, 2008, 07:01 PM
I can't believe I didn't think of this before! D'oh!

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

chamber
December 31st, 2008, 07:10 PM
I can't believe I didn't think of this before! D'oh!

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

That is very good!

I would love to hear them reading out the title for this "useful" thread.

pp.
December 31st, 2008, 07:22 PM
Microsoft Office has a Grammar Checker, they say.

abhilashm86
December 31st, 2008, 07:27 PM
well my ubuntu tells cannot decode the INPUT-SENTENCE!!!!!
it says install MS compiler to run and execute:popcorn:

Kernel Sanders
December 31st, 2008, 07:40 PM
To be honest, it shouldn't be ruled out that this guy isn't a troll. I mean, look at his sig...


ZOMG, WINDOWS 7 OPEN BETA JAN 7TH 2009!!!!!

Changturkey
December 31st, 2008, 08:59 PM
If you are at least semi-competent with using the Internet, you would be using the beta right now...

zmjjmz
December 31st, 2008, 09:01 PM
If you are at least semi-competent with using the Internet, you would be using the beta right now...

It'd be nice if my only Windows machine wasn't a PIII too.

BOBSONATOR
December 31st, 2008, 09:01 PM
42! Judging by the OP's new sig, I think he figured it out.:popcorn:

silly, thats the answer to life, the universe & everything else

phrostbyte
December 31st, 2008, 09:02 PM
Someone get rid of this thread before it drops the IQ of like everyone who reads it.

Changturkey
December 31st, 2008, 09:07 PM
It'd be nice if my only Windows machine wasn't a PIII too.

I read somewhere someone managed to get it installed on a P2/P3? 500 Mghz?

mips
December 31st, 2008, 09:23 PM
Someone get rid of this thread before it drops the IQ of like everyone who reads it.

It's gonna be on Digg some with people rotfltao...

forrestcupp
December 31st, 2008, 09:27 PM
Someone get rid of this thread before it drops the IQ of like everyone who reads it.

You used the word 'like' in that context, so it must already be working on you. :D

mips
December 31st, 2008, 09:36 PM
You used the word 'like' in that context, so it must already be working on you. :D

lol.

howefield
December 31st, 2008, 09:38 PM
To be honest, it shouldn't be ruled out that this guy isn't a troll. I mean, look at his sig...

Well, he can be trollish at times... having previously told some poor poster

"no offense....but your computer is a peice of ****. You can see if you have any restricted drivers that you arent using but otherwise I'd say it's just your comp"

But his English has been pretty decent until the last few posts, maybe even just this one, maybe he has just found an msn community for linguists. He is looking for windows after all.

MikeTheC
December 31st, 2008, 09:40 PM
I can't believe I didn't think of this before! D'oh!

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

+1 for Awesomeness

I don't know who did that, but mega props to 'em.

Tristam Green
December 31st, 2008, 09:54 PM
Someone get rid of this thread before it drops the IQ of like everyone who reads it.

too late. real men use windows 3.11 anyway :lolflag:

andamaru
December 31st, 2008, 09:57 PM
the Piratebay store has all your software needs for the lowest price available on the internet :D

schauerlich
December 31st, 2008, 10:01 PM
@OP, I think you meant your location to be "127.0.0.1"

Giant Speck
December 31st, 2008, 10:03 PM
I'm still confused as to what this thread is about.

And what is this Windoze? Is it some sort of alarm clock software or something? Or are we talking about a cheap knock-off of NyQuil?

andamaru
December 31st, 2008, 10:05 PM
I'm still confused as to what this thread is about.

And what is this Windoze? Is it some sort of alarm clock software or something? Or are we talking about a cheap knock-off of NyQuil?

I think he wants a copy of the windows 7 beta

Skripka
December 31st, 2008, 10:07 PM
too late. real men use windows 3.11 anyway :lolflag:

"Back in those days the spirits were BRAVE, the stakes were HIGH. Men were REAL MEN. Women were REAL WOMEN. And REAL small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri, were REAL SMALL CREATURES FROM ALPHA CENTAURI"......and all of the above wrote their own device drivers.

SuperSonic4
December 31st, 2008, 10:08 PM
I wonder how much Microsoft will let us pay them for the benefit of testing their software?

Frak
December 31st, 2008, 10:14 PM
I don't know what you mean.

pp.
December 31st, 2008, 10:17 PM
too late. real men use windows 3.11 anyway :lolflag:

Windows? 3.11? You mean GEM, don't you?

Giant Speck
December 31st, 2008, 10:20 PM
too late. real men use windows 3.11 anyway :lolflag:

Holy crap. I learned how to type with Windows 3.1... in 2003!

Yeah... our school had a lack of funds that year.

salsafyren
December 31st, 2008, 10:29 PM
Since when does the Microsoft marketing department post threads in a Ubuntu forum?

Frak
December 31st, 2008, 10:31 PM
Microsoft just released the Windows 7 180 BETA NVidia driver over Windows Update. It was released 2 hours ago, so go get it :D

Delever
December 31st, 2008, 10:34 PM
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Changturkey
December 31st, 2008, 10:42 PM
+1 for Awesomeness

I don't know who did that, but mega props to 'em.

Lol, +1.

xpod
December 31st, 2008, 11:06 PM
Re: how die f did you guyz get windoze 7!?


At about 3-400Kb`s....ahem.