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MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 07:40 AM
... and not a Fiveum Council?

And why, if we have legal-sized paper, do we not have people being arrested for possession of illegally-sized paper? Moreover, how would you define the difference?

Why is it nobody on this message board is from Elevenossee? Hmm?

If space-time can be defined as frames, then why is it we aren't a bunch of still-image cells iterating forward instead of three-dimensional beings experiencing continuous motion?

Would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Does one hand clapping make a sound in a forest if nobody's around to hear it? And if it's a guy, would he still be wrong?

Why does nothing rhyme with "inexorable"?

Delever
December 30th, 2008, 09:00 AM
What is the actual distance for light photon from point A to point B and why?

dannytatom
December 30th, 2008, 09:01 AM
what if god was one of us?

Delever
December 30th, 2008, 09:06 AM
What if our need to have beliefs and model of reality based on such concepts as god or big bang is actually a way for brain to mask the fact that we live on a magma balloon?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 09:09 AM
What if we could really squeeze all those folks we see on TV sets between our fingers?

Delever
December 30th, 2008, 09:12 AM
What if TV sets could squeeze faces of folks watching them and would that mean that somebody watches too much Doctor Who?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 09:14 AM
What if TV sets could squeeze faces of folks watching them and would that mean that somebody watches too much Doctor Who?

No! Never!!!

(Well, OK, maybe sometimes...) :)

Delever
December 30th, 2008, 09:20 AM
No! Never!!!

(Well, OK, maybe sometimes...) :)

Haha, you broke it :D. I will try to resume:

If there would be no Universe would the concept of Universe be valid?

Why would someone care if no one could care?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 09:25 AM
What if everybody did expect the Spanish Inquisition?

dannytatom
December 30th, 2008, 09:41 AM
just a slob like one of us?

Delever
December 30th, 2008, 09:43 AM
What end happens at the end of the World?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 09:48 AM
How much is Steak Diane at the Restaurant At The End Of The Universe?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 09:56 AM
And why is it that only our worst fears are realized, and not our best ones?

Delever
December 30th, 2008, 10:00 AM
Why undefined subject has unfounded fears that someone reading this might have idea called WTF?

Is paused Artificial Intelligence intelligent?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 10:00 AM
Imagine if an endless debate really was.

Giant Speck
December 30th, 2008, 10:13 AM
what if god was one of us?


just a slob like one of us?

Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 06:40 PM
Where can I buy a candlestick leader instead?

MaxIBoy
December 30th, 2008, 06:54 PM
To council the forum.


Next question: what is the difference between an icebox and a nice box?

Skripka
December 30th, 2008, 07:01 PM
If common sense is so uncommon, why do we call it "common sense"?

Kernel Sanders
December 30th, 2008, 07:14 PM
What if voting actually made a difference?

MikeTheC
December 30th, 2008, 08:01 PM
Why are there no Buddhist retreats named after Steve Ballmer?

snova
December 30th, 2008, 08:27 PM
For that matter, why do we spend our time asking questions instead of trying to answer them?

And how long until this thread gets moved to Cafe Games? Should it?

snova
December 30th, 2008, 08:45 PM
Lo! I bring exclamatory statements!


... and not a Fiveum Council?

Because the admin's sense of humor is not as highly developed as yours? :P


And why, if we have legal-sized paper, do we not have people being arrested for possession of illegally-sized paper?

It's a conspiracy. They're keeping it quiet!


Moreover, how would you define the difference?

By the size, of course. Isn't that the definition?


Why is it nobody on this message board is from Elevenossee? Hmm?

How do you know?


If space-time can be defined as frames, then why is it we aren't a bunch of still-image cells iterating forward instead of three-dimensional beings experiencing continuous motion?

How would we tell?


Would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Would evolution grace said creature if it would not use the ability?


Does one hand clapping make a sound in a forest if nobody's around to hear it? And if it's a guy, would he still be wrong?

Clapping on what? Why is this person incapable of hearing his own clap?


Why does nothing rhyme with "inexorable"?

Because words created for the sole purpose of rhyming are not added to the dictionary.

pp.
December 30th, 2008, 08:52 PM
Why does nothing rhyme with "inexorable"?

It doesn't, not even remotely.

Giant Speck
December 30th, 2008, 08:59 PM
Purple, because ice cream has no bones.