The Billing Song

[kvidell]

I got this from a friend of mine today.

it's _really_ funny.
This is for all of you who've ever worked as tech support or in a computer repair shoppe like I did and understand what "billing time" means.

http://www.shiftyeyed.net/poocacacrap/thebillingsong.mp3

Enjoy!
(Sorry, I don't know who the artist is right now! I'll find out)
- Kev

[kvidell]

Sometimes you call me up and beg me for free advice...
You're stealing from me, and wondering why I'm not nice...
My mind and my time--are my merchandise.
Don't make me say this twice:

If you come to my office or call my phone, I'm billing time.
If you stop me at parties to whine and moan, I'm billing time.

You say you want the best but then you don't pay the fee.
Motions cost money, but you think they should be free.

You cry "Oh why, is my bill so high?" [my bill so high?]
Well let me clarify:

If you come to my office or call my phone, I'm billing time.
If you stop me at parties to whine and moan, I'm billing time.
If I think of you when I am all alone, I'm billing time.
If you're late for appointments, I will be waiting... and billing time.
Still billing time...
I'm billing time.