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jamieh
December 5th, 2008, 06:56 AM
Hey,

I'm having a problem with Ubuntu 8.10. I turned the computer on one morning and it wouldn't let me log in. I was prompted with this weird "Activation" window.

What does this mean? Do I need to reformat?

Thanks.


PS: This was meant to be a joke. Please don't call me a troll.

Sorivenul
December 5th, 2008, 06:59 AM
PS: This was meant to be a joke. Please don't call me a troll.

You may want to make this a little more obvious.
I was about to call you a troll...

Nathan Sweeney
December 5th, 2008, 07:02 AM
Yeah, I missed that and was wondering what the hell was going on.

eternalnewbee
December 5th, 2008, 07:08 AM
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:
I think a double thread is in order. You should post this in the Community Cafe):P

mhh91
December 5th, 2008, 07:30 AM
:lolflag:

jamieh
April 8th, 2009, 12:36 AM
:lolflag:

Sarai the Geek
April 8th, 2009, 12:39 AM
Tee hee hee...

Some parts of the photo are out of focus, but it's certainly pretty realistic if you're not paying enough attention. Nice job, and thanks for giving me a laugh!

kpatz
April 8th, 2009, 01:13 AM
Your problem is you aren't running a Genuine (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) copy of Ubuntu.

Install Linux Genuine Advantage (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) to enhance your Linux experience!

:lolflag:

3Miro
April 8th, 2009, 02:09 AM
Nice joke, I opened the windows and at first thought someone was playing a joke on you.

I should try this on someone (this and the BSOD as a screen-saver)

ibuclaw
April 8th, 2009, 02:45 AM
:lolflag:
Nice work! Have you made any attempt at patching it up?

btw, Thread moved :)

Regards
Iain

jdong
April 8th, 2009, 02:46 AM
I should try this on someone (this and the BSOD as a screen-saver)

As a sysadmin who's seen plenty of ext3 boot-fsck-failure blowups, I strongly urge you to turn that one off -- it's REALLY REALLY MEAN :)

Peasantoid
April 8th, 2009, 02:46 AM
Heh, awesome. :D

Sporkman
April 8th, 2009, 02:53 AM
Your problem is you aren't running a Genuine (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) copy of Ubuntu.

Install Linux Genuine Advantage (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) to enhance your Linux experience!


Nice! :D

smartboyathome
April 8th, 2009, 02:58 AM
Hey,

I'm having a problem with Ubuntu 8.10. I turned the computer on one morning and it wouldn't let me log in. I was prompted with this weird "Activation" window.

What does this mean? Do I need to reformat?

Thanks.


PS: This was meant to be a joke. Please don't call me a troll.

OMG, its a troll! BAN HIM! :P

loell
April 8th, 2009, 03:04 AM
good one on resurrecting this thread, I just needed to chuckle a bit. :)

Dr. C
April 8th, 2009, 07:30 AM
Your problem is you aren't running a Genuine (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) copy of Ubuntu.

Install Linux Genuine Advantage (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) to enhance your Linux experience!

:lolflag:

Linux Genuine Advantage (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) is intended as a joke but it does illustrate how easy it is to create a real malware for Ubuntu or other GNU / Linux distributions and the perfect way to trick many a GNU / Linux user to install it by bashing Microsoft

Make Steve Balmer or Bill Gates look really stupid and you may get a some GNU / Linux users to enter that sudo password so one can install a rootkit.

Sand & Mercury
April 8th, 2009, 09:46 AM
People who are thinking to call our OP here a troll clearly don't know what a troll is.

I-75
April 8th, 2009, 09:49 AM
+1

whitefort
April 8th, 2009, 10:21 AM
:lolflag:

Biggest laugh* I've had in this forum for a long time! Thanks!

(* well, biggest laugh when I was laughing for the right reasons....;))

CK05
April 8th, 2009, 11:40 AM
Don't forget to purchase a years subscription of anti-virus with that Activation!

digitalvectorz
April 8th, 2009, 12:09 PM
Lol! I enjoyed this.

By the way, how much for the key to activate it? :P

ibuclaw
April 8th, 2009, 12:11 PM
And don't forget, Service Pack 4 gets release in 15 days! (as of writing) ;).

http://www.ubuntu.com/files/countdown/static.png

Bundled with new genuine advantage detections utilities and software packages that can efficiently weed out those users you chose to run a pirated derivative of Ubuntu, but at the same time keep the rightfully paying vanilla users safe.

kpatz
April 8th, 2009, 12:31 PM
Linux Genuine Advantage (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) is intended as a joke but it does illustrate how easy it is to create a real malware for Ubuntu or other GNU / Linux distributions and the perfect way to trick many a GNU / Linux user to install it by bashing Microsoft

Make Steve Balmer or Bill Gates look really stupid and you may get a some GNU / Linux users to enter that sudo password so one can install a rootkit.Or, install Windows and have the rootkit provided by Microsoft themselves. :)

xir_
April 8th, 2009, 03:16 PM
love it. for a second i though that some company was trying to make money off the sale of ubuntu. Which i suppose is not illegal except the use of the name.

nice work:p

jespdj
April 8th, 2009, 05:43 PM
You should have posted this on April 1st! :)

Ascenti0n
April 8th, 2009, 06:09 PM
Your problem is you aren't running a Genuine (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) copy of Ubuntu.

Install Linux Genuine Advantage (http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/) to enhance your Linux experience!

:lolflag:

Inspired!!

sports fan Matt
April 8th, 2009, 06:25 PM
this is greatness...

chriskin
April 8th, 2009, 06:39 PM
i thought that i would be stupid to say it again but wtf, everyone does, so :

nice joke, almost scared me for some seconds :)

FuturePilot
April 8th, 2009, 07:35 PM
And don't forget, Service Pack 4 gets release in 15 days! (as of writing) ;).

http://www.ubuntu.com/files/countdown/static.png

Bundled with new genuine advantage detections utilities and software packages that can efficiently weed out those users you chose to run a pirated derivative of Ubuntu, but at the same time keep the rightfully paying vanilla users safe.

Do we need to pay for this?

jdong
April 8th, 2009, 08:23 PM
Do we need to pay for this?

Paypal to jdong at ubuntu dot com

lethalfang
April 8th, 2009, 09:09 PM
Hey,

I'm having a problem with Ubuntu 8.10. I turned the computer on one morning and it wouldn't let me log in. I was prompted with this weird "Activation" window.

What does this mean? Do I need to reformat?

Thanks.


PS: This was meant to be a joke. Please don't call me a troll.

Just so that there is no misunderstanding, whatever you pay is good for only one-year subscription.

FuturePilot
April 8th, 2009, 09:11 PM
Paypal to jdong at ubuntu dot com

*sends money to jdong*

*hopes it is enough to be able to upgrade*

ibuclaw
April 9th, 2009, 02:03 AM
*sends money to jdong*

*hopes it is enough to be able to upgrade*

I hope you thoroughly read the 42 page EULA beforehand ... I seem to recall one section stating the "owning of your soul" upon agreeing to it.

I may be wrong though ... My memory is terrible these days :(