The Off Topic Game

[jenkinbr]

who started this wut thing again?

wut?

[Th3Professor]

for unlawful carnal knowledge

[RazVayne]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17323...microsoft.html

Wut if everythan was made by mofosoft!?!

[crazyness003]

who started this wut thing again?

not me

[Th3Professor]

Future News:

May 16, 2051.

The Microsoft company, in its desperate attempts at staying in business, merges with the Macrohard company to become the NV Company (Null & Void), only to result in a combined company that ceases to exist.

Meanwhile, the TBS company - Tux, Beastie, & Sun, the merger of Linux, BSD Unix, and SysV Unix (merged in January 2020) - continues to thrive with Apple/Macintosh in a close second place in the computer industry.

[jenkinbr]

USN-768-1: Apport vulnerability
from Ubuntu - news, usn by JamesStrandboge
Referenced CVEs:
CVE-2009-1295
Description:
================================================== ========= Ubuntu Security Notice USN-768-1 April 29, 2009 Apport vulnerability CVE-2009-1295 ================================================== ========= A security issue affects the following Ubuntu releases: Ubuntu 8.04 LTS Ubuntu 8.10 Ubuntu 9.04 This advisory also applies to the corresponding versions of Kubuntu, Edubuntu, and Xubuntu. The problem can be corrected by upgrading your system to the following package versions: Ubuntu 8.04 LTS: apport 0.108.4 Ubuntu 8.10: apport 0.119.2 Ubuntu 9.04: apport 1.0-0ubuntu5.2 In general, a standard system upgrade is sufficient to effect the necessary changes. Details follow: Stephane Chazelas discovered that Apport did not safely remove files from its crash report directory. If Apport had been enabled at some point, a local attacker could remove arbitrary files from the system.

[sisco311]

dominos pizza has removed garlic from their menu. what is this world coming to?!

pizza-party -p -m 1 medium

http://hackedgadgets.com/2008/06/09/...-command-line/

[jenkinbr]

Here you go: http://tinyurl.com/bcvnvt

[sqrooup]

I have just returned from a 4 week holiday in Mexico
*ATCHOO*
For some reason I have developed a bit of a rasher

[jenkinbr]

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