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Wut if everythan was made by mofosoft!?!
May 16, 2051.
The Microsoft company, in its desperate attempts at staying in business, merges with the Macrohard company to become the NV Company (Null & Void), only to result in a combined company that ceases to exist.
Meanwhile, the TBS company - Tux, Beastie, & Sun, the merger of Linux, BSD Unix, and SysV Unix (merged in January 2020) - continues to thrive with Apple/Macintosh in a close second place in the computer industry.
USN-768-1: Apport vulnerability
from Ubuntu - news, usn by JamesStrandboge
================================================== ========= Ubuntu Security Notice USN-768-1 April 29, 2009 Apport vulnerability CVE-2009-1295 ================================================== ========= A security issue affects the following Ubuntu releases: Ubuntu 8.04 LTS Ubuntu 8.10 Ubuntu 9.04 This advisory also applies to the corresponding versions of Kubuntu, Edubuntu, and Xubuntu. The problem can be corrected by upgrading your system to the following package versions: Ubuntu 8.04 LTS: apport 0.108.4 Ubuntu 8.10: apport 0.119.2 Ubuntu 9.04: apport 1.0-0ubuntu5.2 In general, a standard system upgrade is sufficient to effect the necessary changes. Details follow: Stephane Chazelas discovered that Apport did not safely remove files from its crash report directory. If Apport had been enabled at some point, a local attacker could remove arbitrary files from the system.
I have just returned from a 4 week holiday in Mexico
For some reason I have developed a bit of a rasher
My calendar is confused
At the beginning it has M and T for Monday and Tuesday
At the end it has 2 S' for Saturday and Sunday
In the middle; WTF?