How to be annoying on Facebook

[jamieh]

I used to be on Facebook alot, but I've since drifted away because everyone on there are such babies.

How to be annoying on facebook:
~ Get mad and call people "stalkers" if they comment on more that 5 of your photos
~ Clutter up your page with those completely useless apps like "Are you left-brained or right-brained?"
~ "hi this is tara and john, the owners of facebook. if you don't repost this on all of your friends walls your account will close down and you will die and [other pointless rants] [something about your crush kissing you on a friday]"
~ "DontEverUseTheSpacebarWhenNamingYourPhotoAlbums!! !!!!!!!!!!<3"

Continue the list.



Other "How to be annoying on..." threads:
~ How to be annoying on Instant Messenger
~ How to have an annoying website

[gjoellee]

I don't make a Facebook account because of the bad license they have! It's really bad! However...nice ways to be annoying

[Ozor Mox]

• Change your relationship status every 10 minutes.
• Change your status every 10 minutes.
• Change your profile picture every 10 minutes.
• Remove someone from your friend list and keep asking them to add you repeatedly.
• If someone sends you a friend request, insist that you must be in a relationship or related to them before you'll add them.

[clanky]

Send someone who you only know through mutual friends a friend request and get all upset when they turn down your request even though you are barely acquaintances, then send messages to all of their friends telling them what a nasty backstabbing person they are.

See my "why i hate facebook" thread for details

I actually love facebook because it allows me to keep in touch with friends and family while I am working away from home, but it does have its faults.

[sethvath]

• Change your relationship status every 10 minutes.

I tried that and my wife promptly called me up.

[jamieh]

• Change your relationship status every 10 minutes.

haha
Girls that set their relationship status to be married to their best friend

• Change your status every 10 minutes.

I think calling it "what are you doing right now" was a big mistake
10:54: "Connie is eating a sandwich"
10:55: "Connie is no longer eating a sandwich"
10:56: "Connie is feeding the dog"
10:57: "Connie dropped her cellphone"
10:57:04: "Connie picked it up"
11:04: "Connie is SORRY I COULDN'T POST FOR 5 MINUTES BCAUSE I GOT A WEIRD BLUE SCREEN THINGEE ON MY COMPUTER"

[RiceMonster]

Send requests to everyone your friends list for 198032291847 obnoxious applications that anyone with half a brain doesn't want to use.

Flirt with your girl/boyfriend through status messages. ex: "Sally thinks Frank is super hot and can't wait to see him tonight!"

[jamieh]

Flirt with your girl/boyfriend through status messages. ex: "Sally thinks Frank is super hot and can't wait to see him tonight!"

Haha I know people that do that. "I LOVE YOU BLAIR-BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My friend Blair and her boyfriend do this WAYYY too much, all in capital letters.

[ZankerH]

I annoy my friends, relatives and other acquaintances by preaching to them about personal privacy, important personal data and preposterous licences the social networking sites use every time they attempt to persuade me to register on one.

[Kingsley]

Steal someone's Facebook account.