The worst is when you inhale a tiny fly through your nose. It's like, yuck.
The worst is when you inhale a tiny fly through your nose. It's like, yuck.
Q)Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
A)to To other side. get the
Q)Why did the multithreaded chicken cross the road?
A)other to side. To the get
To many to remember.
Also had a bug in my ear, that day I went beserk, no kidding. Not a nice experience.
On a related note: when I was a young 'un, I went cycling in the countryside. I was free-wheeling down this long slope, built up loads of speed and was really motoring... when a big fly committed suicide by flying into my face.
I was wearing spectacles, which was a good thing cos otherwise I'd probably have been blinded by the damned insect. As it was, I nearly lost control of my bicycle but luckily I didn't crash (at that speed I would have been pretty mangled). And I had to wipe gloopy fly guts off my specs - I had to use my t-shirt, so I rode home with nasty yellow bug intestines all down my front. Yuck!
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Memories.....
(Not of eating bugs, Nursery rhymes I mean!)
Maybe LaRoza thinks an accident is an unhappy chain of events? As in the "Air crash investigation" from the "National Geographic Channel"?
And to reply to the question: I don't think I swallowed a fly, but al least one got in one of my nostrils. Nasty.
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I swallowed flies, gnats and some other bugs by accident on many occasions.
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Once I got a beef Manhattan at my work cafeteria. As I was eating it, I noticed a small flake of beef in the gravy, which is normal, so I kept eating. A little later, I got a closer look and the spec of beef was a small fly. I didn't eat it, but I would have if I weren't paying attention.
One time when I was young I got an apple from our apple tree. I took a big bite only to find the other half of a worm in the apple. It tasted nasty, very bitter.
Excellent movie. I just watched it about a week ago.
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. - Dr. Seuss
I ate a cockroach once. It wasn't by accident though. It had been roasted, and covered with chocolate. Apparently it's some African delicacy, and they were passing them out at a local museum that were doing an African exhibition.
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