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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    The worst is when you inhale a tiny fly through your nose. It's like, yuck.
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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord DarkPat View Post
    I was prcticing badminton the other day, and I went to the water cooler to fill my water bottle. When i drank from it, I felt n unusual sensation in my mouth, and I just swallowed. My friend then said he saw a fly buzzing in there. I had an epic "..." moment.
    Once when I was on my bike.

    It tasted horrible.

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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    To many to remember.

    Also had a bug in my ear, that day I went beserk, no kidding. Not a nice experience.

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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    On a related note: when I was a young 'un, I went cycling in the countryside. I was free-wheeling down this long slope, built up loads of speed and was really motoring... when a big fly committed suicide by flying into my face.

    I was wearing spectacles, which was a good thing cos otherwise I'd probably have been blinded by the damned insect. As it was, I nearly lost control of my bicycle but luckily I didn't crash (at that speed I would have been pretty mangled). And I had to wipe gloopy fly guts off my specs - I had to use my t-shirt, so I rode home with nasty yellow bug intestines all down my front. Yuck!
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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

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    Memories.....

    (Not of eating bugs, Nursery rhymes I mean!)

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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    Quote Originally Posted by LaRoza View Post
    I don't believe in accidents.
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    the the most hypocritical statement I have ever heard (no offense, please don't ban me)
    Maybe LaRoza thinks an accident is an unhappy chain of events? As in the "Air crash investigation" from the "National Geographic Channel"?

    And to reply to the question: I don't think I swallowed a fly, but al least one got in one of my nostrils. Nasty.
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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    I swallowed flies, gnats and some other bugs by accident on many occasions.
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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    Once I got a beef Manhattan at my work cafeteria. As I was eating it, I noticed a small flake of beef in the gravy, which is normal, so I kept eating. A little later, I got a closer look and the spec of beef was a small fly. I didn't eat it, but I would have if I weren't paying attention.

    One time when I was young I got an apple from our apple tree. I took a big bite only to find the other half of a worm in the apple. It tasted nasty, very bitter.

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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    I ate a cockroach once. It wasn't by accident though. It had been roasted, and covered with chocolate. Apparently it's some African delicacy, and they were passing them out at a local museum that were doing an African exhibition.

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    Re: Ever swallowed a fly by accident?

    Quote Originally Posted by rune0077 View Post
    I ate a cockroach once. It wasn't by accident though. It had been roasted, and covered with chocolate. Apparently it's some African delicacy, and they were passing them out at a local museum that were doing an African exhibition.
    Maybe try some Mopani worms

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