Heehee! Good one.
Yucks Digest Sun, 9 Nov 97 Volume 7 : Issue 22
From: "Roberts, Robin"
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as
business executives. Now follows a rigorous mathematical Proof
that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work
---- = Power
Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work
----- = Knowledge
Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Work
--------- = Money
Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity
regardless of the Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the more you Make.
Note: It has been speculated that the reason why Bill Gates
dropped out of Harvard's math program was because he stumbled
upon this proof as an undergraduate, and dedicated the rest of
his career to the pursuit of ignorance.
I have another one like this proving that girls are evil. I'll post it later.
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I had been really working hard at school and it took a ot out of me. One day when I came home all bleary eyed from my latest round of math tests my Mom turned to me with a twinkle in her eye and said: "Son, tell me the truth. Have you been taking derivatives?"
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Fighting to bring Pink back to The Pink Ponies archive.
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Chuck Noris was trying to install Windows on his computer, He got angery that it was taking so long, His anger caused windows to spontaniously change into Ubuntu.
And thus, it turns into a Chuck Norris thread...simply because Chuck Norris willed it to be so...
This is a signature. It is original.
[-x Chuck Norris please. He deserves a new thread instead
Well, if you want to make one you can link to this thread and back.
Another round of Ubuntu for my friends here!
Fighting to bring Pink back to The Pink Ponies archive.
DELETE INSANITY!
A friend told me: "I prefer Windows because there is much more software for Windows"
I answered: "Yes if you include the anti virus software"
Windows, what are you gonna do about it!?
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a cafe outside a house. Two people enter the house. Time passes. Three people leave.
The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."
The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house, then it will be empty."
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An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black."
"No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black."
The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
Both from Wikipedia.
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