You know you're a geek when at work someone opens your desk drawer and finds it filled with computers that you enjoy playing with all day.
Hey, I'm not parting with my 128meg RAM chip, I might find a Pentium III that can still you it.
Frothy Coffee!
You know you're a geek when at work someone opens your desk drawer and finds it filled with computers that you enjoy playing with all day.
Hey, I'm not parting with my 128meg RAM chip, I might find a Pentium III that can still you it.
I Ubuntu, Therefore, I Am
When you salvage several pentium II machines with the intent of turning them into a beowulf cluster.
True story, I actually have them in this very room. Haven't had time to turn them into a cluster yet though.
"Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain." - K. Jackson
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Frothy Coffee!
You read my mind...You boot up your computer hoping that ubuntu will have an update (and get really dissappointed when there isn't one)
You have more wires in your house than the national telephone exchange
People ask you why you have so many computers and parts lying around that don't work and you respond with "They might come in handy"
The first thing you say to people when you see them is "I have just the cooooolest new effect on linux"
Your family ask you to have a look at their xp machine and when they return, they have linux.
Windows: an accessory or a distant memory on my machines!
Cookies and cream
when your yo momma jokes r stuff like.
I would over clock your moms CPU.
I would insert my floppy in your moms drive.
I would install my data to her drives.
When instead of writing a girl a note to ask her out on paper you write it with openoffice and put it on a floppy and give it to her.
The answer tends to be no if you use this way of asking a girl out.
This is a great thread!
Live and let live
First Cup of Ubuntu
When you say to your g/f
"If you open your ports, I'll flood you with packets."
When your phone runs linux.
A Carafe of Ubuntu
When you've amassed a lab full of kit that you never use but can't bear to throw away.
Where did I leave that puppy linux CD?
I find that randomly pressing keys often solves as many problems as it creates.
Way Too Much Ubuntu
It got pushed under a system.Originally Posted by Sunforge
First Cup of Ubuntu
Re: You know you're a geek when........
you know ur a geek when ur name is sci-fi guy
Gee! These Aren't Roasted!
Not anymore. The RAZR2 runs linux so now every idiot you see will have a phone running linux.
First Cup of Ubuntu
Your girl friend is giving you oral and your still typing in forums such as this one right now!.
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