When you wanna know what the number 43 means @#$%#???
When you wanna know what the number 43 means @#$%#???
Best, Gnusci
"Never make a calculation until you know the answer." -- Wheeler, Spacetime Physics, pg 60.
You know you're a geek when....
you stick two fingers up at windows adverts
Partition your USB so your never without Linux
Collect Linux distos for fun
... you try to use vi commands in this forum's input box.
Yes, I have to plead guilty to that.
Full time open source software developer. Projects:
Wakame-vdc: Virtual data center. Community: Wakame Users Group
OpenVNet: Virtual networking using OpenFlow
Sinatra-browse: Parameter declaration framework and browsable API for ruby Sinatra.
Backups are amazing. 99% of data loss can be prevented by spending less than $100 on an external drive.
If you have seen an error, there is a good chance someone else has, too. Google is your friend.
when you try to sudo to start your car.
I made sure to make it more convoluted than necessary, yay.Code:#! /brain/bash threshold=90 #adjust this to tolerate (inverse) boneheadedness percentage gotit="You know you're a geek when you can" dungotit="I just can't" : ${geeklevel:=0} funct_geeklogic() { if [ "$1" -ge "$2" ] then echo "$gotit" else echo "$dungotit" cake=lie fi } funct_reward() { if [ "$cake" != lie ] then mpg321 /$HOME/Music/vlv/portal/alive\ radio.mp3 sleep 3 $CAKE > /dev/plate sleep 1 $FORK >> /dev/plate else $READER > /dev/null &! fi } $geeklevel=`$READER_UNDERSTANDING_OF_THIS_REPLY | sed 's/%//g'` #Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds f***ed it up :-) echo "`$geeklevel $threshold funct_geeklogic` read and understand this." funct_reward #note: remember to write funct_v_candesence to replace this in next version #see you space cowboy
Grant yourself a pair of BC glasses if you instantly got the linux kernel reference. Upgrade the BC glasses to sunglasses with a magic marker if you (without google) know what BC glasses are.
Sorry people, alcohol made me do it.
I hear; I forget. I see; I remember. I do; I understand. -Chinese proverb
Code:#include <iostream> using namespace std; void outputykyagw; int main () { outputoutputykyagw; return 0; } void outputykyagw { cout << "YKYAGW you can write C++ when half-awake and not entirely sober" <<endl; }
"Meddle not with roos; thou art crunchy and grasshopper-like" ※The SABRFL※
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You know you are a geek when you spend too much time looking at posts in the "You know your're a geek when..." thread.
when you feel the urge to install ALL the linux distros
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