You know you're a geek when........

[haqking]

When you get a friend to use their 3D printer to print you a 3D printer which you then use to print Kelly LeBrock whilst singing the tune to "Weird Science"

[tlhIngan]

...you type "make love" in your terminal and giggle at the output.

[Dragonbite]

a raspberry pi would make a great home server, every time i want one they are out of stock...
like now for example

I want one with 2 NICs so I can use it as a power-sipping firewall and content filter.

[pqwoerituytrueiwoq]

When you use a single NIC as 2 NICs

I want one with 2 NICs so I can use it as a power-sipping firewall and content filter.

in the linux world you can use a single NIC as 2 NICs, all you need is a switch
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php...1&postcount=20
Cable Modem -> 8 port Switch -> Rpi -> 8 port Switch -> 6 hard wired computers (excluding Rpi)
there are also USB NICs you could use

[Sylos]

...you type "make love" in your terminal and giggle at the output.

Very good!

You know your a geek when even your terminal seems unresponsive to your amorous advances.

[TOMBSTONEV2]

A nice looking women sits up next to you and says Hi.

You reply with...So what kinda O/S do you have.

This one is totally me. Usually the response is "lol what?"

When you start finding these types of jokes funny:

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

[haqking]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Actually There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who speak binary, those who don't, and those who speak tertiary

[tlhIngan]

...you wonder how to get listed in the "manpages" to get the ladies.

[Rocklobster690]

You have rack mounted servers in the garage

[TOMBSTONEV2]

The most emotion you show in a day is through the use of emoticons!