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  1. #9751
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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    When you wanna know what the number 43 means @#$%#???
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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    You know you're a geek when....
    you stick two fingers up at windows adverts
    Partition your USB so your never without Linux
    Collect Linux distos for fun

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    ... you try to use vi commands in this forum's input box.

    Yes, I have to plead guilty to that.
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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Quote Originally Posted by mythic97 View Post
    You know you're a geek when....
    you stick two fingers up at windows adverts
    I wrote a little poem to Windows:
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have two hands with ten fingers,
    The middle ones are for you!
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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    when you try to sudo to start your car.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Code:
    #! /brain/bash
    
    threshold=90 #adjust this to tolerate (inverse) boneheadedness percentage
    
    gotit="You know you're a geek when you can"
    dungotit="I just can't"
    : ${geeklevel:=0}
    
    funct_geeklogic()
    {
    if [ "$1" -ge "$2" ]
         then
              echo "$gotit"
         else
              echo "$dungotit"
              cake=lie
    fi
    }
    
    funct_reward()
    {
    if [ "$cake" != lie ]
         then
              mpg321 /$HOME/Music/vlv/portal/alive\ radio.mp3
              sleep 3
              $CAKE > /dev/plate
              sleep 1
              $FORK >> /dev/plate
         else
              $READER > /dev/null &!
    fi
    }
    
    $geeklevel=`$READER_UNDERSTANDING_OF_THIS_REPLY | sed 's/%//g'`
    #Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds f***ed it up :-)
    
    echo "`$geeklevel $threshold funct_geeklogic` read and understand this."
    
    funct_reward #note: remember to write funct_v_candesence to replace this in next version
    
    #see you space cowboy
    I made sure to make it more convoluted than necessary, yay.
    Grant yourself a pair of BC glasses if you instantly got the linux kernel reference. Upgrade the BC glasses to sunglasses with a magic marker if you (without google) know what BC glasses are.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Code:
    #include <iostream>
    
    using namespace std;
    
    void outputykyagw;
    
    int main ()
    {
    outputoutputykyagw;
    return 0;
    }
    
    void outputykyagw
    {
    cout << "YKYAGW you can write C++ when half-awake and not entirely sober" <<endl;
    }
    "Meddle not with roos; thou art crunchy and grasshopper-like" ※The SABRFL※

    Last edited by ubunterooster; 1 Minute ago

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    Quote Originally Posted by mythic97 View Post
    You know you're a geek when....
    you stick two fingers up at windows adverts
    Partition your USB so your never without Linux
    Collect Linux distos for fun
    I think we're all guilty of that but I still love that mint 7.

    You know your a geek when you and your professor are trying to explain to a peer who windows is just sloppy code.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    You know you are a geek when you spend too much time looking at posts in the "You know your're a geek when..." thread.

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    Re: You know you're a geek when........

    when you feel the urge to install ALL the linux distros

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