You know you're a geek when........

[gnusci]

When you wanna know what the number 43 means @#$%#???

[mythic97]

You know you're a geek when....
you stick two fingers up at windows adverts
Partition your USB so your never without Linux
Collect Linux distos for fun

[Metallion]

... you try to use vi commands in this forum's input box.

Yes, I have to plead guilty to that.

[Ubun2to]

You know you're a geek when....
you stick two fingers up at windows adverts

I wrote a little poem to Windows:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have two hands with ten fingers,
The middle ones are for you!

[mzrk7]

when you try to sudo to start your car.

[BigBananaMan]

#! /brain/bash

threshold=90 #adjust this to tolerate (inverse) boneheadedness percentage

gotit="You know you're a geek when you can"
dungotit="I just can't"
: ${geeklevel:=0}

funct_geeklogic()
{
if [ "$1" -ge "$2" ]
     then
          echo "$gotit"
     else
          echo "$dungotit"
          cake=lie
fi
}

funct_reward()
{
if [ "$cake" != lie ]
     then
          mpg321 /$HOME/Music/vlv/portal/alive\ radio.mp3
          sleep 3
          $CAKE > /dev/plate
          sleep 1
          $FORK >> /dev/plate
     else
          $READER > /dev/null &!
fi
}

$geeklevel=`$READER_UNDERSTANDING_OF_THIS_REPLY | sed 's/%//g'`
#Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds f***ed it up :-)

echo "`$geeklevel $threshold funct_geeklogic` read and understand this."

funct_reward #note: remember to write funct_v_candesence to replace this in next version

#see you space cowboy

I made sure to make it more convoluted than necessary, yay.
Grant yourself a pair of BC glasses if you instantly got the linux kernel reference. Upgrade the BC glasses to sunglasses with a magic marker if you (without google) know what BC glasses are.

Sorry people, alcohol made me do it.

[ubunterooster]

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

void outputykyagw;

int main ()
{
outputoutputykyagw;
return 0;
}

void outputykyagw
{
cout << "YKYAGW you can write C++ when half-awake and not entirely sober" <<endl;
}

[linuxcoffeelover]

You know you're a geek when....
you stick two fingers up at windows adverts
Partition your USB so your never without Linux
Collect Linux distos for fun

I think we're all guilty of that but I still love that mint 7.

You know your a geek when you and your professor are trying to explain to a peer who windows is just sloppy code.

[gas0line]

You know you are a geek when you spend too much time looking at posts in the "You know your're a geek when..." thread.

[Maxadax]

when you feel the urge to install ALL the linux distros