You know you're a geek when........

[IncurableHam]

You try to ctrl+f your math textbook

[icodemonkey]

You try to ctrl+f your math textbook

you try that with anything

[QIII]

You are arguing with your wife, she calls you a jerk and you ask her to give you a moment to check /var/log/dmesg to see what exceptions you are throwing.

[QIII]

You are at the computer store looking at some piece of hardware and your buddy says "Wow! She's beautiful!" and you say "Yes, she is. And the girl isn't too bad, either."

[teward]

You are at the computer store looking at some piece of hardware and your buddy says "Wow! She's beautiful!" and you say "Yes, she is. And the girl isn't too bad, either."

YKYAGW you've heard this joke a thousand times and its no longer funny.

[Ubun2to]

YKYAGW the computer a salseman is endorsing crashes, and you fix it in under 5 minutes.

[velojym]

I didn't really think of myself as a geek, until my loving wife pointed out my desk trash can, with "dev/null" on the side in black Sharpie.
Fortunately I like geekdom.

[TimothyMagee]

you enjoy customising your distros and reading news about Linux more than playing xbox/Ps2 games.

you can't resist five minutes without thinking and/or talking about Linux (or using it)

That's me. The only reason I would get an Xbox is to jailbreak . . . LOL

[QIII]

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YKYAOFW Lord of Time cracks on you for telling an old joke that still always gets a laugh when you are sitting on your Harley at a stop light next to your buddy on his Harley and someone on another Harley crosses the intersection in front of you with a girl on the back.



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[ijumpship]

all the books you read have to contain the word '.....for dummies'