... your searching for the elusive monopole.
... you only speak Linux to your family and friends.
...you start posting on the " You know you're a geek when......." thread
Intel Pentium 4 Asus P5N32-SLI DELUXE Nvidia nx7900GT 3GB Ram Western Digital WD2500AAKX 250GB Seagate Barracuda 80GB, 160GB Ubuntu 12.04 Arch
You immediately think of desktop effects when you hear the term "eye candy".
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... you look at a website and think "Holy god, this is in ASP! It should die!"
You try to upload a binary to the usenet with linux and actually succeed.