You know you're a geek when........

[Dr. C]

Can I have some RAM with my coffee?

You walk into the local Starbucks and order coffee. You have your laptop with you. You find a suitable table and place the laptop upside down. You remove that battery and back cover. Out of your shirt pocket comes a 4GB stick of RAM in its protective cover. You take the RAM out of its cover and place it in the remaining free slot. You replace the cover and battery, flip the laptop over and boot into Ubuntu 11.10.

[cap10Ibraim]

You know you are a hacker when you stop acting like a geek

[mmsmc]

you know your a geek when you download 64gb of ram!

[penguinv]

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The most physical part of your day is gowing up and down the stairs, getting more coke...s
Somebody yells at you, and you're desperately looking for the "mute"-button

When you try to upvote a comment in a thread.

Have some

[lisati]

you know your a geek when you download 64gb of ram!

... and you don't have to ask for the download link.

The most physical part of your day is gowing up and down the stairs, getting more coke

A variant is turning on the coffee pot in the morning.

[Jpenguin]

YKYAGW: You have nightmares that take place in the Nether.

Doesn't everyone have nightmares that place in nether?

I'm chased by ghast and creepers...

[Jpenguin]

Your friends bring you dead XP installations and you wipe them with Ubuntu LTS and give them back.

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#include <beer.h>
Acer Veriton/AMD Athlon64 X2 4200+/Ati Radeon x1150/2GB DDR2/160GB SATA/Atheros Wireless/Lite-On DVD Burner Dual-Boot ******* XP SP3/Ubuntu 10.04 Lucid Lynx

I just stick in a CD and set the BIOS to boot from the CD

[Metallion]

Doesn't everyone have nightmares that place in nether?

I'm chased by ghast and creepers...

I have nightmares about highschool every once in a while. Not quite the Nether but similar none the lest.

[abohsin]

LOL, You can never know when you are a geek!!!

[bperdu]

When you mistake Christmas for Halloween

because 31 oct = 25 dec