If you used Gnome you could run a small fishy applet which produces a bit of wisdom whenever you click on it. It has a few nice ones about lawyers. I can't quote them here. The CoC, you know.
In Switzerland we make it other
with apologies to Gerard Hoffnung
graduated from my "own" universtity.
Case [Solved], I'm here. Where's my deed?
EDIT: Just checked the Thread Tools - No [Solved] button yet, we'll have to do more "consulting" ... at a price of course.