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  1. #11
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    Re: What's your fortune?

    Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
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    Re: What's your fortune?

    I got a hint of things to come when I overheard my boss lamenting, 'The books are done and we still don't have an author! I must sign someone today!

    -- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, Issue 2, November
    on the topic of school textbooks
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    Re: What's your fortune?

    Code:
    dan@dan-laptop:~$ fortune
    You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
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    Re: What's your fortune?

    Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.


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    Re: What's your fortune?

    FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #4
    A: Go west, young man, go west!
    Q: What do wabbits do when they get tiwed of wunning awound?

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    Re: What's your fortune?

    Code:
    You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.
    I ... understand?
    Direct complaints and/or flames to /dev/null for faster service.
    Everyone who chanted "Drill, baby, drill!" in 2008 now has to report to the coast of the Gulf of Mexico for oil-spill cleanup duty.

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    Re: What's your fortune?

    mine:
    Various documentation updates and bugfixes (the best way to know that a stable kernel is approaching is to notice that somebody starts to spellcheck the kernel - it has so far never failed)
    -- Linus Torvalds in the announcement for pre-2.1.99-3
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    Re: What's your fortune?

    You will be hit by a bus
    Sigh....not again
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    Re: What's your fortune?

    I think I gonna be screwed over by the IRS

    You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service.
    Face your daemons

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