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    Two roads walk into a pub.
    "We are the toughest roads in the land!" proclaims one, as they set upon a lay by, who was sitting quietly drinking a pint.
    When the fight finished they challenged the other cowering roads in the pub to fight, but the door opened and a red tarmacked road walks in, the tough roads hide behind a sofa.
    "I thought you two were tough!" remarked the land lord.
    "Yeah, but that guy's a cycle path!"

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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    When I was a school, the other kids used to throw gold bars at me. I was a victim of bullion!

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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    A mushroom walks into a bar/pub and orders a beer but the bartender refuses to serve him.

    "Come on bartender... I'm a fungi!"

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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    why did the little pink girl fall off her little pink bike?

    because she got hit by a fridge

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    Q: What's the difference between jam and jelly?

    A: I can't jelly my fist down your throat.

    Originally a dirty joke, you can imagine the substitution for "fist".
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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    what did the lady say to the guy?
    Nothing, he was too ugly to be noticed.

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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    A blonde goes into a curtain shop for a curtain for her computer.
    "why do you need a curtain for a computer?" asked the assistant.
    "I've got Windows!"replied the blonde.


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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    What is white and can't climb trees?

    A fridge.

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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    Q:What's black and white...and black and white, and black and white.....?
    A: A penguin rolling down a hill.

    Q: What black and white and laughs?
    A: The penguin that pushed the other penguin down the hill.

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    Re: The Bad Joke Thread

    If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, who the #&$% cares?!

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