Two roads walk into a pub.
"We are the toughest roads in the land!" proclaims one, as they set upon a lay by, who was sitting quietly drinking a pint.
When the fight finished they challenged the other cowering roads in the pub to fight, but the door opened and a red tarmacked road walks in, the tough roads hide behind a sofa.
"I thought you two were tough!" remarked the land lord.
"Yeah, but that guy's a cycle path!"
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