Logic Games

[Shippou]

Maybe I'm nuts when posting this..

Here are some rules:
1. A poster gives some logic problems.
2. The poster below it posts his/her solution to the problem and posts a new one.

Hope this sell...

I start:

Here is a problem I found on Copi and Cohen's book Introduction to Logic, 11th Edition:

Socrates was a great philosopher. Therefore either Socrates was happily married or else he wasn't.

The argument above is valid.

Prove it.

[|{urse]

disproved:: Socrates committed suicide therefore Socrates was not a great enough philosopher to keep himself alive long enough to fully understand life. Whether he was happily married or not is irrelevant as his suicide breached said marital contract.

[|{urse]

therefore because of what my signature says you will do whatever you were going to do in the first place.