What is the lamest reason for giving up on Ubuntu/Linux you've ever heard?

[jdrodrig]

"I can get Windows free too (illegal copy)"

[xdarkxanarchyx]

"I can get Windows free too (illegal copy)"

Yeah, I was just going to say that Windows is 'free' too.

[FuturePilot]

"My OS is more expensive than yours"

Oh please. What a waste to dump $500 into an OS
And an annoying OS at that too.

[BOBSONATOR]

"Linux is gay"- some deuch in my english class.

[phenest]

I like the way my computer is set up.

[oldos2er]

I have to TYPE into a command line?!? Icky poo!
[paraphrased slightly]

I always want to ask, "How many wpm do you type with your mouse?"

[steveneddy]

But in Windows you just have to.....


Free software? We don't run free software here. It's full of bad stuff.

We don't download software in this house..

I like to call people when I need help. (my brother)

[cmat]

"Doesn't have photoshop"

Oh and this gem, "I read it's bad on Microsoft's site."

[Spr0k3t]

"I can't get my [completely unsupported] wireless card to work"

followed up with

"I don't want to spend money just to get Linux working wirelessly"

And we know the real reason is because of how expensive the software is.

[LowSky]

"why use this (ubuntu) when the old one (windows) work fine" ~ my dad