I am a total newbie into the world of Linux.... Here is why I switched to Linux...
I saw this uber cool documentary movie called Die hard 4, and would really like to know the commands in Linux terminal that can achieve the following:
1> Turn off all the monitors at the cyber security division situated at Washington DC through a remote console.
2> How to turn them back on in a minute or so with a voice command.
3> How to get a high definition video feed from all traffic signals in and around my city.
4> Wipe out bank accounts of all my enemies.
5> Crash the stock market, with a couple of commands.
6> Download details of all citizens in my little PDA with flexi keyboard.
7> How to encrypt all of it in a simple matter of few uber cool unix commands
8> How to control the national channels to feed my fav porn flick on air.
9> How to take control of the gas pipelines...
Please be very clear and descriptive in your syntax explanation.
Thanks in anticipation....