Caller: "Do you have prince albert in a can?"
Militant: "Prince al.. who is this?!?!?!?"
Caller: "Do you have prince albert in a can?"
Militant: "Prince al.. who is this?!?!?!?"
"What do you mean they blew up the death star? Who's they? And what's an aluminum falcon?"
"Uh, just jeans and my combat vest... Why, what are you wearing?"
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"Microsoft tech support. How can I help you?"
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. - Dr. Seuss
"one with onions and pepperoni and the other with just cheese."
I've been on hold now for 2 hours with Dell just to ask how to change the screen resolution in Ubuntu. Don't they know that some of us have things to do!
"What do you mean the Counter-Strike themed fancy-dress party has been cancelled?!?!? I've already paid for my f***ing costume!!!"
"im In Ur Houzes Grantin Ur Famahz Amnesty"
"oh Hai U Cant Haz Free Speach Nowz"
"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"- Optimus Prime
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