Linux Jokes!

[Linux Killer!]

LOL sorry I just found that and thought it was so freaking funny

And they are.

Well, I could make a few Linux jokes if I wanted to, but jokes are generally at the mercy of the subject matter, so anything I say I'll get pounced on by others... hence, no actual Linux jokes.

[insane_alien]

the gentoo motto: if it moves, compile it. if it doesn't move compile it anyway.

[KIAaze]

Not jokes, but simply easter eggs:

apt-get moo
aptitude moo
aptitude -v moo
aptitude -vv moo
aptitude -vvv moo
aptitude -vvvv moo
aptitude -vvvvv moo
aptitude -vvvvvv moo

Please tell me if you know of any others.

And for those who don't know it yet:
http://www.gnu.org/fun/humor.html

[reacocard]

Linux and Windows were fighting a battle. Soon, Linux won. When Tux was asked how they won so readily, he said "We can customize our Colonels."

How many Linux computers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, if you can find a driver for your lightbulb.

[init1]

[CautionaryX]

LOL, that comic is in my supply room at work.

Q: Why is Microsoft's OS called Windows?
A: Because its too easily broken.

[FuturePilot]

• Person #1: "What this Linux thing?"
• Person #2: "It's a program that if you have it on your computer, you can't turn the computer off."
• Person #1: "Oh."

• Person 1: "So does that run as a thread under NT?"
• Person 2: "No. It's an OS. It just runs by itself."
• Person 1: "Oh oh, so you start up NT, then--"
• Person 2: "No. UNIX. It's an operating system. It runs by itself, not under NT."

[steveneddy]

OK - here's mine.

[perce]

http://www.sjbaker.org/tux/msad.jpg

[steveneddy]

http://www.sjbaker.org/tux/msad.jpg

O.....K