You know you use Linux too much when...

[Kyral]

Post your best endings to the sentence "You know you use Linux too much when.."

(Yes, this is a random humor topic because I'm kinda bored)

Here are a couple I got off the top of my head:

When someone says "mount" you think about mounting your storage

You know your Registered Linux User Number better than your phone number

[pdk001]

you know linux is going to kick M$ ass

[Lovechild]

You know you use Linux when... your girlfriend buys you a painting of penguins for your birthday (mine did that.. isn't she great?)

[chadauld]

When you carry it around in your pocket on a USB key.

[Dogmeat]

you use "what the fsck" as an euphemism in real life

[thecrimsonking]

When you carry it around in your pocket on a USB key.

...and you keep a copy of DSL and Slax on business card cd's in your car, you know, just in case.

[Kimm]

...you get mad at everyone who says windows is better

[somuchfortheafter]

when you ponder this question with can you use linux to much really i mean can you? lol

[jeremy]

...when you wake up in the middle of the night thinking that you should unmount the bed, get up, and have a pee.

[Kyral]

When you can't get to sleep because you have read the filesystem standards for *NIX systems and you are trying to figure out which body systems go into which directories.

It has happened.

And I do say "FSCK YOU!" in real life :/